Oh hey I did that once
he tickled my no no area
But in all seriousness, not sure if I asked you to ban Ford (prolly did), but if I did it was a joke. Ford's alright I guess. Not much of a bother. Just kinda there so we can all feel a little better about ourselves and be like 'wow, thank fuck we're not that autistic'.
Hmm, well saying as he contributes nothing to a writing site other than some trolling, general memery, and conducting himself in an impish manner, I say we give him the good ol' banhammer.
I wouldn't be surprised if he has sent pics of his 1 inch pinch or anything like that to the innocent little site members that abound, or whatever other vile disgusting shit would come to mind.
In honor of the crusade I say we destroy this heathen.
Hmm, I have seen his hideous face. I'm still having nightmares, but imagine how a kid would feel having to see that? They would never get over the nightmares man. Pinch or face, I think we need to get rid of him.
I'm sure his crappy coding is probably the reason the site has been fucking up lately. That should be grounds for immediate banishment any way.
It is his fault, he should have hit it with a hammer a few times to fix it by now. I'm sure he accidentally bugged something, I wouldn't be surprised if was so much of a fuck up, that even without touching the heart-works of cys he somehow ruined it.
Besides, Wibn, I think you are ignoring the allegations at large. This freak has sent disturbing messages to site members; whatever it could be demands immediate investigation. What with all the other creeper troubles this site has had recently, we need to nip it before it becomes a WC sized epidemic.
Also, if you're gonna drag EndMaster into this, you need to tag him three times so he sees the message is urgent.
I believe whoever sent you that message should be decapitated immediately.
Besides, just because multiple people creep does not mean it is justified for anyone to do it.
A mods work is never done then. They purged the WC's, they can do it again. Unfortunately it would make the site more family friendly as an indirect result, but sacrifices need to be made.
It will all be worth it when we have purged these fiends in the fires of our admin's wrath. Wibn, how can you not see reason?
We can finally make the site everything we wanted it to be with these fools gone.
Hmm, well I can agree with that part at least.
But pathetic or not I say we get rid of him.
I suppose I do enjoy watching him flounder as he attempts to tie his shoes.
But wouldn't you rather end his misery, watching him struggle is fun. But it would get boring after a while.
Maybe I was too harsh, as he has been quite refreshing to the site's entertainment value at times in the past few years.
Who knows, maybe he will even learn how to tie his shoes.
See, you have it all wrong. After seeing his child killing thread, it all makes sense. He has been systematically scarring younger members and taking the responsibility of ending their pain. As long as he is cleaning up his own shit it wouldn't be so bad to have him around.
They're not trolls though. We have never had a tolerable troll before, besides, 3J is probably dead, I don't know and don't give a fuck who Cres is. And on Maya, well....I don't think any of us could see her being scared off, especially Maya.
I would say End's storygames and Steve's personality attract the right crowd and repel the wrong ones. It would keep this site from being filled with idiots more than it already is.
I'm aware of who Cres is, I have seen the name. It's mostly that I don't give a fuck right now until he becomes relevant to me.
Any ways, back on topic.
Ford is a useful idiot, if anything. Maybe I should rephrase and say we don't want fucking retards on this site. What with all their triple exclamations!!!!!
And weird lower case and uppercase letter jumbling.
Foul shit-breath knave, it's glance not glace. By God, you can't even compose a simple sentence. I'm thinking we need to put you down, as whatever shit you have been spewing out is rotting your brain.
I'm sure everyone is aware of your 2 inches because you have sent pics....you nasty fuck.
This was funny to read lol, nice.....
Ford may be coarse and not very agreeable at times, but I believe that he is a very good source of entertainment. His jokes and berating of other members and n00bs who step out of line are often humorous.
I would miss Ford, if we banned him.
Also, has he ever done anything really wrong here? I don’t see the need for a banning.
There are allegations, and we must take them very seriously. If I was an admin I would have done it myself already, but as Mizal is clearly more merciful, she is holding this...trial.
But yes, Zag, this needs to be done.
What sort of allegations? Does anyone have any evidence?
What else do you need, foul knave.
It is clear that Ford is creeping on the 15 year old little boys on this site. Or who knows, probably some porn poems involving site members.
I don't see why this man needs to be banned, his humor is awsome.....
he reached under my skirt, and, with his thumb and forefinger, pinched my scrote, right between my balls.
I banned Ford before it was cool.
Not sure what this is all about actually, but it's worth noting I'm most likely going to be banning Pibot at the end of the year due to Ford not completing his story challenge.
Also where is Leora at? Seems like his girlfriend would chime in on this.
Had to reread the beginning of Ford's post since I thought he said she passed away a few weeks ago.
All you need to know is he turns out to be a terrible father......
Went ahead and banned Ford, because this is a great example of why democracy doesn't work.
The last time we had a "trial by unwashed mob" to determine a banning was during the reign of Bad Mod Kiel and it was for Brennon. I think we all know how well that turned out for everyone involved.
To sum up:
Ford, you're banned.
Ford, you're still unbanned.
That is all.
I don't know.