Lol fighting through the grocery store, cooking and slaving over a stove like a sucker.
We just bought a Boston Market full thanksgiving dinner as usual.
If I were American it would probably be one of my favourite holidays. Since I'm not, it will just be a day of neck pains and not-studying, and I will ignore the existence of Thanksgiving for yet another year. Enjoy your obese chickens and report about your wonderful family day.
Oh yeah, Thanksgiving is a thing. I forgot about that.
I had to sit through a serious speech yesterday with this guy going on about how Thanksgiving was great due to the pilgrims laying the groundwork for America's ideals today and how we go around helping the rest of the world and how this is just the best place ever.
Then he also started going into Christian based morals and used an example of a radical Islamist who chopped off the head of a baby because it was born a girl and made the mother bathe her hands in its blood. And then mentioned how we're really good at killing the bad guys and he was glad about that as ironic as it seemed due to...y'know the whole peace and love part of the bible. (Then he asked if he could get an amen)
He also mentioned that how glad he was when his son was born (He'd had 4 daughters before) and how much he loved him, etc. And then said that if he had a "lifeline" to choose between his son and everyone sitting in the room for this dinner, everyone in the room would die. He was trying to use this as a comparison though I guess since he then brought up that God allowed his son to die for everyone else so it was an example of how good he was and that we should strive to be closer to God.
Again, this dude was completely serious.
Personally I'm glad he delved into killing the bad guys and chopping off baby heads and bathing in their blood stuff, because if he hadn't it would have been a boring ass speech. Always appreciate more Old Testament sentiments than New Testament stuff.
It was a Christian based company and we were eating in a warehouse (Long story. Lol) so the patriotism and Christian stuff was hardly surprising, but again baby beheadings was a nice addition.
Because that's what Thanksgiving is all about. ^_^
Well your idea of a Thanksgiving dinner is probably switching the usual chicken nuggets and chips with turkey twizzlers and potato smiles, you uncultured troglodyte.
They don't have Thanksgiving in England, although we'll have a turkey dinner on Sunday, since I'm an American. Black Friday has caught on here, though, I'm sorry to report.
Still wish this was a real movie.
Wait... Youtube allows boobies now?
Youtube's Gestapobots have been known to miss a lot more than that on occasion.
Following in the footsteps of Axiom's recent hair chopping endeavor I see.
I had the same idea a few months ago and ended up buying myself a pair of clippers. Men's hair is easier to cut, so I figured why not cut my own hair, save some money, and avoid the dreaded Asian lady. I quickly discovered that it's a lot harder than it seems, especially since I keep my hair on the longer side because I like rock music and doing coke with strippers. The nice thing about being a dude is that if I fuck it up too bad, I can just shave it all off and it wouldn't look out of the ordinary.
Man, that's the way to do it. In high school, I had a friend cut my hair for free and then I'd pocket the haircut money from my parents...Then I came home with a mohawk and my mom put a stop to that real fast. Lol.
Do it Mizal! Mulan cut her hair and she ended up becoming the hero of China! ^_^