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I was thinking about posting this on “Crazy people be CRAZY!” … But it’s just impossible to explain the 8th Wonder of the World that is Christian Weston Chandler in a single paragraph.

Here’s the bare bones minimum: Christian Weston Chandler was an autistic gentleman who achieved internet fame and notoriety for his poorly drawn comic books and generally strange behaviour.

He wrote a series of comic books called “Sonichu” which looked like they’d been drawn by a five year old, and focussed on the events of Sonichu the electric hedgehog pokemon. (He was extremely proud of himself that he managed to create such an original character all by himself.) These started out as a very cute series of children’s comics… But somehow ended up devolving into full-blown hedgehog porn.

If you think that sounds strange, then I’m afraid we haven’t even scratched the surface. His internet antics made him SO famous that there’s actually a 13 part documentary about his life, where every single thing he did was even stranger than the last… And it’s over 7 hours long! So… If any of you guys have a whole day to spare, check it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBvJa1xyE-4&list=PLa1apjhcDne11LvEWvo176n0iGavm2we0

And that documentary isn’t even the end of it! They never got to the part where (and this is why I say WAS an autistic gentleman) after YEARS of ranting about how much he hated gays and transsexuals, she actually became both bisexual and transsexual herself and changed her name to Christine Weston Chandler.

After this, she has continued to remain in the internet spotlight by pepper spraying a guy in the face for politely asking her to leave a store that she had been banned from, and for sexually harassing her fans at conventions. Also, she now identifies as fictionkin, and is in a polyamorous relationship with four of her own alternate personalities. (I think they all got married recently, so congratulations!) ^_^

Everyone knows of Chris Chan.

No one speaks of him though, that way lies madness.

Honestly I've never kept up on the whole Chris Chan stuff. In fact when I first heard about him, I thought he was the same guy that routinely acted like a fucktard, shoved stuff up his ass, fucked his sister and then chopped his balls off for an encore.

But apparently that was some other degenerate that Encyclopedia Dramatica was talking about and actually made Chris Chan look like an amateur fucktard by comparison.

Wow... Who's the other guy? 

The name escapes me at the moment, I suppose I could look it up on ED, but ED has been pretty much horse fucked with porn virus ads/pop ups for years now, so I don't really browse the place anymore.

Found it, his name is Dorian Thorn.

Disclaimer: there are pictures.

I haven't read the whole article but it's basically what End said.

I learned about Chris Chan the hard way. By going blindly to the wiki and stumbling across the horrible images there. That wiki is a dark and terrible place.

Then I watched some of the documentary, but I could only stomach maybe 20 minutes of it.

I did not know about the trans thing though. That's hilarious.