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Valentine's Day

5 years ago

I'm honestly surprised that this is a "holiday". All it does is make lonely people feel bad and depressed and rips off couples with outrageous prices at restaurants. Why do people pay attention to it?

Valentine's Day

5 years ago
Heat guns are on sale

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5 years ago

I mean, I have plenty of guns of various varieties so that's not really a selling point for me, and heat guns are just kinda loser blowtorches.
 

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5 years ago

It doesn't make lonely people feel bad and depressed.  It makes faggots feel bad and depressed.  

I'm not sure what restaurants you're going to that raise the prices just for Valentine's Day either.  

I wish you a happy Valentine's Day, sir or madam.  Somehow I am sure you can find it within you to maintain some measure of happiness on this dreadful day.  

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5 years ago
Only morons and couples pay attention to it.

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5 years ago
Which do you reckon Wizzy is?

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5 years ago

A fucking loser. Also at a high school, there's no way you can't notice it.

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5 years ago
With enough chloroform and determination any loser can turn into a real ladies man.

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5 years ago

It's not illegal if there's no cops around!
 

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5 years ago

And where is this in play, for research purposes of course?

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5 years ago

Anywhere! Bonus points for police stations.

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5 years ago
Is this the incel thread?

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5 years ago
Yes

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5 years ago

Not anymore, Taycool just told us he fucked his mom and totally cucked his dad.

Say what you want about the morality of incest, but at least someone's getting laid.

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5 years ago

Buying a girl chocolate and getting sucked is cool but so is buying chocolate for yourself and sucking yourself  spending some quality alone time.

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5 years ago

Who catfished you?

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5 years ago

My mom...

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5 years ago

Is this the incest thread?

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5 years ago

It is now

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5 years ago

Did you fuck?

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5 years ago

Yeah, my dad just watched 

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5 years ago

Did he like it?

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5 years ago

Sure.

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5 years ago

Did he fap?

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5 years ago

No, he only brought out the moisturizer, then did nothing with it.

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5 years ago

Forgot to mention, halfway through he started watching Roblox dating videos

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5 years ago

Your dad is Swedishlemon?

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5 years ago

I don’t know who that is, and now I’m scared to search it up

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5 years ago

No need, just look to the creepy dude sitting in the corner.

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5 years ago

What a great idea for me to say all of these things on my school ipad, see you guys in suspension!

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5 years ago

Dumb

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5 years ago

At least I’m not a furry.

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5 years ago

At least, there is still some hope for you

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5 years ago

That moment when a kid at your school wears a wolf tail and wolf ears everyday, and then sends you a valentine.

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5 years ago

What I’m saying is send help. Also here’s a free valentines card template, for anyone who still hasn’t given one who wants to for

some reason.

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5 years ago

A special team is on it's way to assist you sir.

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5 years ago

It’s taken too long, I’ve decided to game end myself instead.

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5 years ago

F

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5 years ago

We have traveled so far away from the original discussion

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5 years ago

As far as my wife and I are concerned, every day is potentially date rape night.

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5 years ago

I assume you guys take turns being the rapist.  Whoever enters the house and gets the jump on the other first or something?

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5 years ago

They probably make punji traps and shit in preparation.

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5 years ago

Lonely people feel bad and depressed everyday so not much changes there. If I owned a restaurant, I’d raise my prices on Valentine’s Day too. If people are willing to pay more, why not charge more? It’s a good opportunity for the guy to show his date that she’s worth more than the usual “U up” text she receives at 2am. Typically, more people are going out to eat that night anyway. It’s the same reason why Uber charges more right when the bars close.  

Why do people pay attention to it? Sex.

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5 years ago

You know, theres something about this that just seems off.

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5 years ago

Which part?

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5 years ago

I only pay attention to it because of all the candy that comes out during this time.