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HELLO, I LIKE RAPE!

4 years ago

I’m in my junior year of high school and most of the stories I’ve read on here are bit pornographic which seem pretty normal tbh. I’m a huge nerd so every theme is exciting to me. I seem to have found my home. If any one would like to give me advice on how to stay on this site feel free to share. Otherwise I hope my death is a glorious one.

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4 years ago

Howdey hey! Welcome to the site. Can't really think of much advice I can give... Just don't be a troll, don't be a moron and don't be a cunt. You should be fine!

Have fun reading text-based porn! ^_^

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4 years ago

Sort of wondering what he's talking about, since we don't allow porn stories on here this being a family friendly site and all.

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4 years ago

Since he's in junior year, I'm guessing that any game that contains a sex scene is considered hard core porn. cheeky

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4 years ago

Suzy’s strange saga ring a bell?

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4 years ago
You're into some kinky shit, man.

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4 years ago

Lol 

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4 years ago

Not porn. None of my stories are since I don't write that stuff. So again not sure what you're talking about.

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4 years ago

Well even still that doesn’t excuse the fact that it’s still there and still porn 

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4 years ago

I just told you it wasn't porn since if it was porn it wouldn't be allowed on the site.

So you're obviously either retarded or trolling. We can tolerate a little of either, sometimes even both at the same time if its right mix, but continue on this path at your own risk.

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4 years ago

Alright fine I’ll back off jeez

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4 years ago
If I remember correctly, you wrote one porn story but it was on Infinite Story. So technically it doesn’t count.

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4 years ago

Huh?

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4 years ago

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4 years ago

Oh right the porn contest story.

Honestly I barely consider that one porn considering I focused more on the lolz rather than the sex stuff. I just get bored writing about sex acts in any graphic detail.

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4 years ago
Yeah. I found it pretty funny. So over the top that it was obviously a joke.

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4 years ago

I have never been on that site

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4 years ago

Do I need to bring up repression you know where one ending is you fuck your mom and your sister

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4 years ago

And? Still not porn.

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4 years ago

-.- pretty sure that is

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4 years ago
I think it’s fine.

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4 years ago

I have no problems with it

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4 years ago

Well you're a retard then, can't help you.

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4 years ago
How 'bout Wheeler & Brandt LLP?

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4 years ago

You like porn, check out Love SICK. Now THAT is more like it.

Please don't actually do that.

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4 years ago
Love SICK isn't porn. It's art.

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4 years ago
^ what Cricket said

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4 years ago

My tribe  cracks me up.  I love the changes made to the place. 

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4 years ago
Welcome. I'm unaware of any pornographic stories on here. Guess I've been wasting my money paying for that shit. So far, it seems your death will be less glorious and more of the generic public stoning variety. It all depends on the Admin's mood. I'm usually a fan of public executions, although a gentle pillow over the face works just as well.

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4 years ago

I mean I technically did nothing wrong while I can see from their perspective that it does look like I’m just trolling which is pretty annoying but I just think that some of the stories have some”interesting” parts

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4 years ago

What did I just create?

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4 years ago
http://chooseyourstory.com/story/wheeler-~26-brandt-llp

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4 years ago
I was about to shamelessly plug that. Linear and pretty lame, but about as close to porn as you'll see here. I love the wedding ending though.

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4 years ago

Any way even if I get banned this site will be raided soon so

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4 years ago
And that, my friends is what you don’t do. Keep in mind, you have no power here. The admins have it all. That is how our creativity thrives, so try not to fucking threaten this site. You have the maturity of a third grader and you will not go very far by threatening the site. It’s like the squeaky kid from Call of Duty who goes “If you kill me again I will hacker you!”. You have just thrown yourself directly off of a cliff into a fucking exploding volcano. Goodbye, you’re stay was short.

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4 years ago
*your

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4 years ago
Dammit

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4 years ago
best post in the thread

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4 years ago

Ok bye

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4 years ago

Shut up or get out faggot.

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4 years ago
You do realize hundreds of people and more enjoy this site, right? Even if you could, why would you take anger for three or four people out on hundreds? Who are you, Daenerys Targaryen?

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4 years ago
So I take it you consider a story that has sex in it porn. Then I am sure you have watched porn live action before with your parents, siblings, or friends and thought nothing of it.
Did your mother help jack you off?

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4 years ago

Suzy gives Bobby a deepthroat Flameflower gives the player a sword fight in her mouth want me to keep going?

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4 years ago
Yeah, so like what they have in R rated movies all the time. I mean, if you want to jack off to the protagonist being raped by an STD Elf, that's your thing, but I don't think you need to make a thread to talk about it.

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4 years ago

I’m just proving my point that there is fucking porn on this site

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4 years ago

The only thing you've proven is that you're a trolling retard. Lol.

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4 years ago
Lol he’s PMing me, telling me that End needs to ‘learn his lesson’ and that he’s being ‘cyberbullied’.

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4 years ago

Oh so he's just a plain old faggot then on top of being retarded. Lol.

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4 years ago

Yeah that’s before I gave up

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4 years ago

None of that is porn, so going to figure you're trolling at this point.

Thought you said you were not going to continue this path anyway.

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4 years ago

Explain how that’s not porn?

 

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4 years ago
Is Game of Thrones porn? No. But it contains sex.

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4 years ago

Not sure why I need to explain anything, its up to you to prove something since this pre-occupation with porn seems to be terribly important to you.

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4 years ago

I’m just saying that it gets pretty descriptive I’m not insulting any of you I’m just try to prove a point 

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4 years ago
One problem with that. Your point is wrong.

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4 years ago

Yes and no I’ll give you the no first so everyone can stop getting triggered about it. No because yes the stories them selves aren’t just straight up porn but yes i kinda do because it gets pretty descriptive of what’s happening during those scenes

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4 years ago

Welp, pretty obviously this is just trolling now, if you've resorted to using the word "triggered." Plus you're backpeddling on what your original statement was and you're moving the goal posts which means your point wasn't valid to begin with.

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4 years ago

No I’m just admitting I was wrong and I’m not trolling I just couldn’t find a better word than triggered

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4 years ago

I didn't think you were insulting anyone yet, I'm just saying you haven't proven anything.

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4 years ago

Everyone is just thinking I’m doing this to insult you I’m not I’m just trying to prove a point but I was wrong a tad bit

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4 years ago

Ok more like a tad bit right and mostly wrong 

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4 years ago

More like completely wrong. Lol.

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4 years ago

Fine whatever you win I give up I’m tired of arguing 

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4 years ago

You probably should have given up about 20 posts ago. Anyway, welcome to the site I suppose. Learn from your mistakes in this thread, lurk a bit longer, and try to avoid telling administrators that they are wrong about the content of their own stories in the future. 

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4 years ago

Yeah ok thank you for the welcome and I’ll be sure to learn from my mistake

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4 years ago

Five years hence when you are a beloved and seasoned member of the site, think how we'll look back together on this moment and laugh.

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4 years ago
*if

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4 years ago

In all of the posts I have encountered directly after a flight, this has to be one of the most disgusting ones. Congratulations, I want to bleach my eyeballs. Good day. 

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4 years ago

Sorry hope you had a nice flight

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4 years ago
And how, exactly, would one bleach their eyeballs?

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4 years ago
With bleach of course.

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4 years ago
I meant specifics like what kind of bleach, whether you take your eyeballs out beforehand, that kind of thing.

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4 years ago
The same as your asshole, but differently than your laundry.

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4 years ago
Thank you. Although Mayana's the expert on this.

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4 years ago

Mayana would probably know.

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4 years ago

Psychojay if I tell you to fuck yourself, is it considered porn?

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4 years ago

Depends on how hard ;)

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4 years ago

Dont winky face me you faggot

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4 years ago

Your profile picture makes this comment so much better.

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4 years ago

Lel 

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4 years ago
2nd best post in the thread

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4 years ago
Careful, s/he is probably underaged, being in high school. But then, possibly not given the content of the thread.

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4 years ago

Lol

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4 years ago

Oh, fuck all kinds of duck, I gave you three simples rules, "Don't be a troll, don't be a moron and don't be a cunt." And then I come back to this. cheeky

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4 years ago

Lel

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4 years ago

Sometimes i think hitler was right to purge the subhuman mentally ill like this fella.

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4 years ago

hiel 

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4 years ago
REALLY pissed I've been so busy today, but I refuse to read this from mobile and will wait till I can sit at my computer in leisure and enjoy it like a fine wine.

Nobody delete it please.

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4 years ago
It’s hilarious.

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4 years ago

I mean I’m done arguing and just gonna keep quiet now so 

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4 years ago

Very wise... Now, if you'd like to learn the difference between text based games with sex scenes in them and actual porn, I highly recommend Lemon Stealing Whores. ^_^

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4 years ago

Ah, yes. I don't believe you should have any problems on assimilating yourself to the culture here. Pick a zany trait and grab hold, and it all should come naturally afterwards. 

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4 years ago

Thank you for the kind welcome 

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4 years ago

You ever just look at someone and know they're a bad person?

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4 years ago
I've used a mirror, yes.

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4 years ago

Let's explore the definition of Porn, shall we?

PORNOGRAPHY (n)

printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity, intended to stimulate erotic rather than aesthetic or emotional feeling

Porn isn't allowed here. What is allowed are certain, brief, classy, not-even-really-all-that-specific, (and believe you me, I've seen the specifics. Even the most depraved of Suzy's escapades are more like a brisk summary.) sexual descriptions and references for either atmospheric, romantic, or comedic effect. Romance stories include sexual references to emphasize the bond between characters... If they ever do that at all? Romance is actually one of the more sexless genres on the site. Madglee added in a sentence about butt-orgasm to MCIGOAKT in order to establish the feeling of being an up-and-coming Pharmacist living in a rundown apartment in a rough neighborhood where your fiancee is one of the few upsides. Horror stories include graphic sexual acts and references to shock, disgust, and emphasize the trauma of the event.

And others still (Namely Endmaster, the most prolific descriptor of weenis and wongus on this website) write about it because, frankly, absurd and morally depraved sex acts are inherently funny. Especially if they incorporate a healthy dose of tonal whiplash. Well, that and it adds a layer of delicious dramatic complication between the Eternal and that stupid elf milf everybody's always yelling about, but that's definitely more the fault of perverted weeb readers than his.

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4 years ago

Don’t think you got the memo the argument is over

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4 years ago
Don't think you got the memo a Sent post is always welcome

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4 years ago

It's not over until everybody gets a turn making fun of your easily defeated point. It's a socialist state of mockery here at CYS.

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4 years ago

Once a noob fucks up, we all get to take turns making fun of them. It’s just a thing we do.

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4 years ago
Don't think you got the memo, you are waaaay too low on the food chain to make declarations like that.

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4 years ago

Well unfortunately you already walked down the dark alley in a ghetto neighborhood wearing a low cut dress with your lady bits on display. You can’t be surprised when you get gang raped.

The best you can do now is just let it happen since struggling is going to make it worse as you can already tell.

Unless of course getting raped violently rather than gently is what you’re into, then I guess by all means continue to struggle.

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4 years ago
If we collectively rape Psychojay, is it considered porn?

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4 years ago

Yes. No. @psychojay 

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4 years ago

Don't worry kid... It'll all be over soon. cheeky

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4 years ago

I am laughing so hard I peed myself.  Who needs any other kind of entertainment in life.

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4 years ago
Why the fuck is this nasty depraved child using a school computer to go on about how much they like rape? @Aeternum This creep goes to your school, find them and give them a wedgie if you want to prove you're not just one of their alts that should be banned.

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4 years ago

I didn’t name it this some one else did 

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4 years ago

HOWS THIS FOR RAPE!?

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4 years ago
Hmmm... 50 word story?
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/creative-corner/message/24768#825745

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4 years ago
Learn to make clickable links, scrub.

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4 years ago

I tried but it was leading to an error page, maybe due to the hastag that links to the specific post.

Attempt 2:

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/creative-corner/message/24768#825745