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A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago

So, it works like this: a person posts a letter, the next poster reads it, and then replies and writes another letter to the next poster. It goes on and on (that is, if anyone is even interested). The letters should be about CYS because, well, this is the CYS site. I'll start first.

Hello next poster,

I think your stories are getting good ratings, and maybe your story even is one of the top 5. Well, then I'd be lucky I'm talking to you. When you're writing storygames, do you feel happy, or feel like it's a task you have to finish? Sometimes I have that feeling.

When you read stories you think are bad, would you feel you want to delete them right on the spot? I see some of the comments on some stories say, ‘If I were you, I would delete this.’ Sometimes when I think a story is good, but the comments are negative and the ratings are low, I feel really strange.

Yours,

The starter of this thread

 

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago
Dear StoryTurtle,

You're a fag, lol.


Hello next poster,

You're a fag, lol.

Love, Mizal

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago

Dear mizal,

Let me eat ur vagene 

Hello next poster, 

Your dad is your mom, and your mom is your dad

Not yours,

TharaApples

PS: screw other fruit that aren't apples

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago

Dear Thara,

You meant that in an "EndMaster is both father and mother because of how great he is" way, right?

Dear next poster,

Tell your mom I'll be over in a bit.

Yours for a price,

Cricket

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago

Dear Cricky,

I'm sure my mom will be overjoyed to know you will be going over to seduce her.

Dear next poster,

A 50,000 word commentary on the inherent value of pain and suffering will suffice as a response.

Unsincerely,

Corgi

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago

 

 

Dear Corgi,

This is a 50,000 word commentary on the inherent value of pain and suffering...

(.....

 

             INVISIBLE INK PLEASE APPLY ARTERIAL BLOOD TO DECIPHER THE SECRET OF PAIN AND SUFFERING 

 

 

                                                                                                                                                    ...)

                                                                      

Dear next poster,

No u. 

Yours truly, 

Shouja.

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago
Dear Shouja,

Your 10k text wall sucks.


Dear Next Poster,

Please ignore the white powder in this envelope, I must have spilled some baking soda.

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago

Dear mizal,

Mmm! Baking soda! I think I'll use it to make some extremely delicious and entirely legal brownies! ^_^

 

Dear Next Poster,

I'm really sorry, but this just isn't going to work out. It's not you, it's me... I'm just not attracted to ugly people. :(

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago
Dearest BR/AM,

Fine. I understand - I won't keep supporting your patreon since you decided it's not gonna work out.


Dear next poster,

How many sharpies can you fit in ur pooper?

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago
Dear Ford,

I'm just going to give up without even trying and let you keep the world record on that one.

Dear Next Poster,

Briar/Avery has died of anthrax poisoning. I'm leaving you in charge of the funeral.

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago

Dear Mizal,

This is going to be the CHADDEST funeral ever, as our beloved Briar would have wanted.
A thousand CoGites shall be sacrificed to serve her in the afterlife.

Dear Next Poster,

Isabella is the best waifu.
Fite me.

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago

Dear Cricket,

Whatever you just said to me wasn't real words. 

Dear Next Poster,

Why the devil did you even respond to this?

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago

Dear Prussen,

Are you kidding? This is the most fun I've had all day.

 

Dear Next Poster,

I demand a shrubbery, or else I will continue to say "nih."

Nih!

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago
dear bill,

..........................this is a shitty attempt
.................at formatting the text in a shrubbery
............format , so i'll give up and use paint instead.
.........but here I am still writing some bs because I'm
...........even worse at drawing with a mouse. 'course
..............I'm not drawing with a real mouse that'd
...............be pretty stupid. Gosh I'm really lacking
....................inspiration so I am afraid this letter
..........................will be quite short and stop
.......................................as
.......................................it
.......................................is
.................................right here.


----- Mail transféré -----
From: "mazdark"
To: "Next poster"
Sent: Mardi 9 Juillet 2019 20:51:49
Objet: A totally not suspicious mail about work

Dear next poster,

I know I'm disturbing you during a really important meeting but I just learned that everybody in that room is paid by your nemesis to eliminate you at the end of the meeting. What improvised weapons can you use? What is your plan?

I'll meet you at the accountant's retirement party, next to the printer. I'll be the one that's not drinking coffee.
Make haste, they are starting to ask questions.

Regards,

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago
Dear Mazdark

Thanks for the heads up. I suspected these fuckers would attempt to usurp me eventually, but not during our scheduled inventory meeting today. Don't worry. I stabbed my shop manager in the throat with a pen, repeatedly, until he stopped making noise. Then I beat the fleet manager to death with my clipboard. And that filthy sneaky project manager got his head bashed in with the coffee maker. Served them right. No one usurps me!

As for my plan... Well, I'll use this as an example so the others don't attempt what they did. I will rule this office with a goddam iron fist!

See you at the printer. I'm sure I'll have a few plans for how to deal with my nemesis by the time I get there.

Dear next poster,

I hate to be the bearer of bad news. But I saw some guys in ski masks digging up your back yard. Looks like they had something wrapped up in a tarp to bury. One of them tossed something in the bushes before they left.

Be a dear and tell me what they buried and stashed in your shrubs, the curiousity is killing me.

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago
Dear Sabley,

It, uh....appears to be a microwave that reeks of burnt tuna. Yes that's...all it is. Thanks for your concern. And congrats on your multiple recent promotions at work btw.


Dear Next Poster,

Sabley has seen too much, and must be eliminated. Be careful though, I hear she knows 500 ways to kill a man with just an ordinary ink pen. (All of them involve stabbing.)

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago

Dear Mizal,

I have taken one of her chickens hostage and will wait for her in the bushes. This old shoe should suffice.

Dear Next Poster,

Mizal knows too much, and must be eliminated. Be careful though, I hear she knows 500 ways to kill a man with just an ordinary pair of scissors. (All of them involve decapitation).

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago
Dear Corgi,

Thanks! I knew I could count on you. :-)


Dear Next Poster,

Some damn mutt got into the chicken pen again. Animal Control doesn't operate that far outside of civilization, I'll need you to call in a specialist.

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago

Dear mizal, 

Great, just in time for dinner. I'll be over in a flash.

Dear Next Poster, 

Can jet fuel melt steel beams? Depending on your answer you are enlightened or one of the sheeple.

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago

Dear Fallout fan,

No. Steel melts at 2,777 degrees Fahrenheit, while Jet fuel burns at 1,517 degrees Fahrenheit. Steel only loses roughly half it's strength at about 1,200 degrees Farhrenheit, but not enough to shape for whatever metal project you have planned. Electricity, propane, or Natural gas would be a better fuel.

Dear Next Poster,

What do you do to focus on one writing project. I have at least five running right now, and notes for several others. I can't seem to focus.

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago

Der Prussen,

I dont.

Der Next Poster,

Send nudes (please dont really, I dont want them, it is actually a code that must be deciphered).

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago
Dear Corgi,

They're in the mail on the way to your doorstep.



Dear next poster,

Why do you have a crush on me?

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago
Dear Ford,

I'm answering on behalf of DerPrussian since he flushed his phone and went off the grid. He wasn't making a lot of sense, going on about how it was an inside job and that the government was reading his thoughts with satellites and gay frogs, but he definitely said something about wanting to crush on you in person. I'm enclosing directions to his shack in the woods. Mind the trip wires and punji sticks.


Dear Next Poster,

Why did you do 9/11?

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago

Dear Mizal,

I did it because:
A: I hadn't received enough attention when I was born.
B: I wanted an easy way to remember the year it was.

Dear Next Poster,

Is the person posting after you a fag? Choose carefully.

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago

Dear Cricket,

I hope so.

Dear Next Poster,

Does EndMaster know you are gay?

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago

Dear Corgi,

We had a very long debate about who was the best Waifu, so I think he's probably figured it out.

Dear Next Poster,

EndMaster, Mizal, Ogre.

Shag, Marry, Kill.

Go! ^_^

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago
Dear Briar,

Thanks so much for your letter.

*somewhere, a paper shredder whirrs to life*

Dear Next Poster,

I think we need an exorcist.

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago

Mizal,

Well she's a little busy on her knees right now.

Next Poster,

Be sure to send in your mom after the exorcist leaves.

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago

End:

Be careful what you wish for.

 

Next Person:

Somebody better go check on the original poster. I think I saw a dead turtle along the side of the road today as I was driving home from work. 

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago
Bill:

I fucking hope so

Next Poster: no u

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago

Dear Previous Poster,

Thanks you too.

Dear Next Poster,

It might just be my brain hurting but you're looking pretty fine. Please send me your numbers.*

-Tim

(*Your Credit Card Number, the 3 digits on the back, and the expiration month and year.)

A Letter to the Next Poster

29 days ago
Dear Tim,

I don't feel comfortable sharing this information online, but if you can just post your real name and address, I'll mail it to you.

Dear Next Poster,

What is best in life?

A Letter to the Next Poster

29 days ago

Dear Mizal,

The open steppe, a fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.

Dear Next Poster,

Back me up here.

A Letter to the Next Poster

29 days ago

Dear Cricky,

Everyone know that the best thing in life is: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!"

Dear next poster,

Back me up here, but for real, unlike what I did.

A Letter to the Next Poster

26 days ago

Dear DerPrussen,

I am sorry to inform you that I cannot because I did not read all the letters and do not have all the context. Opening others' mail is illegal where I live, and I would rather rot in my room than in a prison cell.

 

Regards,

Neviril

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Dear Next Poster,

StoryTurtle is watching us. I must talk about CYS, and now I have.

What are you planning to do this weekend?

 

Regards,

Neviril

A Letter to the Next Poster

26 days ago

Dear Neviril,

Your mom.

Dear Next Poster,

Ford vs Puddlebunni: who would win?

A Letter to the Next Poster

25 days ago
Dear Cricket,

Win at what? It makes a difference.

Dear Next Poster,

Do you even know who Puddle is? (Definitely not someone with any interest in writing or getting out of Hell, that's for sure.)

A Letter to the Next Poster

25 days ago
Dear mizal,

He is one of the people I rule over as the infamous retard king of hell.

Dear next poster,

Do you like ramen noodles?

A Letter to the Next Poster

25 days ago

Dear Serpent,

Yes.

But more importantly, did you just assume Puddle's gender?

Dear next poster,

Please stop calling me. I'm not ready. I'll call you.

-Tim

A Letter to the Next Poster

24 days ago
Dear Tim, How about a letter, then? You can't avoid those child support payments on the sextuplets forever. Shadowpelt and Bramblepaw ask about you every day and it's getting awkward. Dear Next Poster, Do your parents know you're gay?

A Letter to the Next Poster

24 days ago

Dear Mizal,

Not sure, but it seems like my mom is desperately trying to prove to herself that I'm not.
I know Coins' mom sure knows.

Dear Next Poster,

What kind of incel are you?

A Letter to the Next Poster

24 days ago
Dear Cricket,

I am not a incel anymore as I have raped your mom. Checkmate

Dear next poster,

If you get in my van I will give you candy, I'm sure your parents won't mind.

A Letter to the Next Poster

23 days ago

Dear Serpent,

You had me at "candy."

 

Regards,

Neviril

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Dear Next Poster,

Candy is nice but I like ice cream more, if you catch my drift.

 

Regards,

Neviril

A Letter to the Next Poster

12 days ago

Dear Neviril,

What's an ice cream? Have you tried cat nip?

Dear next poster, 

Nu u

A Letter to the Next Poster

12 days ago
Dear Serpent,

Since hints like 'stop using that alt' were apparently too subtle, it's now been sent away to live on a farm.

Dear Next Poster,

How far do you think we can get this reply chain scrolling off to the right?

A Letter to the Next Poster

12 days ago
Dear Mizal,

I don't know, we'll have to see

Dear Next Person

ur mom gay lmao

A Letter to the Next Poster

12 days ago

Dear Kurio,

Your granny tranny

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Dear Next Poster,

Please stop moving this chain to the right.

Free on the weekend,
Castor/Ficsean

 

A Letter to the Next Poster

12 days ago
Dear dick ostrich profile pic guy,

no.

Dear next poster,

What's your name irl?

A Letter to the Next Poster

12 days ago

Dear Ford,

It's Tim.

-Tim

 

Dear Next Poster,

Hey look over to the bottom left

<--------------------------------------

A Letter to the Next Poster

11 days ago

Dear Tim,
No.
-Not Tim

Dear Next Poster,
The Bottom Left doesn't really exist. Ignore it. Respond only to this branch.

A Letter to the Next Poster

11 days ago
Dear Not Tim, How can you make these claims about the Bottom Left when you've never even tried to experience it for yourself? Dear Next Poster, So I hear Tim became unhinged from the primary reality and went spinning off to the left somewhere. I'd like to send a rescue party or at least someone to record this phenomena for science, but I heard a strange voice telling me that u r dum.

A Letter to the Next Poster

11 days ago
Dear mizal,

right twix > left twix

Dear next poster,

Did you know that the right twix is better?

A Letter to the Next Poster

8 days ago

Dear Chanbot,

Yes I did know the right twix is better. 'Tis a simple fact of life. A law of the universe. Not even the reality stone could corrupt this truth.

Dear next poster,

Have you ever worn fuzzy socks and slid around a surface such as the kitchen floor or dance studio?

A Letter to the Next Poster

7 days ago

Dear muffin, 

Not only have I done that in fuzzy socks- I have also  ran around my house in socks, face planted, and got a fat lip. It hurt.

Dear Next Poster,

I. Bet. The. Voice. In. Your. Head. Is. Pausing. Is this better? 

 

A Letter to the Next Poster

7 days ago

Dear Voice in my head

Nu u

Dear Next poster

Ur mum

A Letter to the Next Poster

7 days ago
Dear Serpent,

Who fucks anything and everything except you?

Dear next poster,

Is 3J a fag?

A Letter to the Next Poster

one month ago

But you didn't answer the question. sad

... That said, you can't really shag, marry or kill yourself... Well, I guess you could kill yourself, but that doesn't sound like much fun.

A Letter to the Next Poster

27 days ago
S/M/K - miz/End/Ogre - texas vore/make the most people angry/one option left

A Letter to the Next Poster

26 days ago
A very well thought out answer.

A Letter to the Next Poster

12 days ago

U r dum

-Tim

A Letter to the Next Poster

11 days ago

Dear Mizal,

I found him

Dear Next Poster,

I dumb