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A Letter to the Next Poster

15 days ago

So, it works like this: a person posts a letter, the next poster reads it, and then replies and writes another letter to the next poster. It goes on and on (that is, if anyone is even interested). The letters should be about CYS because, well, this is the CYS site. I'll start first.

Hello next poster,

I think your stories are getting good ratings, and maybe your story even is one of the top 5. Well, then I'd be lucky I'm talking to you. When you're writing storygames, do you feel happy, or feel like it's a task you have to finish? Sometimes I have that feeling.

When you read stories you think are bad, would you feel you want to delete them right on the spot? I see some of the comments on some stories say, ‘If I were you, I would delete this.’ Sometimes when I think a story is good, but the comments are negative and the ratings are low, I feel really strange.

Yours,

The starter of this thread

 

A Letter to the Next Poster

15 days ago
Dear StoryTurtle,

You're a fag, lol.


Hello next poster,

You're a fag, lol.

Love, Mizal

A Letter to the Next Poster

15 days ago

Dear mizal,

Let me eat ur vagene 

Hello next poster, 

Your dad is your mom, and your mom is your dad

Not yours,

TharaApples

PS: screw other fruit that aren't apples

A Letter to the Next Poster

15 days ago

Dear Thara,

You meant that in an "EndMaster is both father and mother because of how great he is" way, right?

Dear next poster,

Tell your mom I'll be over in a bit.

Yours for a price,

Cricket

A Letter to the Next Poster

15 days ago

Dear Cricky,

I'm sure my mom will be overjoyed to know you will be going over to seduce her.

Dear next poster,

A 50,000 word commentary on the inherent value of pain and suffering will suffice as a response.

Unsincerely,

Corgi

A Letter to the Next Poster

14 days ago

 

 

Dear Corgi,

This is a 50,000 word commentary on the inherent value of pain and suffering...

(.....

 

             INVISIBLE INK PLEASE APPLY ARTERIAL BLOOD TO DECIPHER THE SECRET OF PAIN AND SUFFERING 

 

 

                                                                                                                                                    ...)

                                                                      

Dear next poster,

No u. 

Yours truly, 

Shouja.

A Letter to the Next Poster

11 days ago
Dear Shouja,

Your 10k text wall sucks.


Dear Next Poster,

Please ignore the white powder in this envelope, I must have spilled some baking soda.

A Letter to the Next Poster

11 days ago

Dear mizal,

Mmm! Baking soda! I think I'll use it to make some extremely delicious and entirely legal brownies! ^_^

 

Dear Next Poster,

I'm really sorry, but this just isn't going to work out. It's not you, it's me... I'm just not attracted to ugly people. :(

A Letter to the Next Poster

11 days ago
Dearest BR/AM,

Fine. I understand - I won't keep supporting your patreon since you decided it's not gonna work out.


Dear next poster,

How many sharpies can you fit in ur pooper?

A Letter to the Next Poster

7 days ago
Dear Ford,

I'm just going to give up without even trying and let you keep the world record on that one.

Dear Next Poster,

Briar/Avery has died of anthrax poisoning. I'm leaving you in charge of the funeral.

A Letter to the Next Poster

7 days ago

Dear Mizal,

This is going to be the CHADDEST funeral ever, as our beloved Briar would have wanted.
A thousand CoGites shall be sacrificed to serve her in the afterlife.

Dear Next Poster,

Isabella is the best waifu.
Fite me.

A Letter to the Next Poster

6 days ago

Dear Cricket,

Whatever you just said to me wasn't real words. 

Dear Next Poster,

Why the devil did you even respond to this?

A Letter to the Next Poster

6 days ago

Dear Prussen,

Are you kidding? This is the most fun I've had all day.

 

Dear Next Poster,

I demand a shrubbery, or else I will continue to say "nih."

Nih!

A Letter to the Next Poster

5 days ago
dear bill,

..........................this is a shitty attempt
.................at formatting the text in a shrubbery
............format , so i'll give up and use paint instead.
.........but here I am still writing some bs because I'm
...........even worse at drawing with a mouse. 'course
..............I'm not drawing with a real mouse that'd
...............be pretty stupid. Gosh I'm really lacking
....................inspiration so I am afraid this letter
..........................will be quite short and stop
.......................................as
.......................................it
.......................................is
.................................right here.


----- Mail transféré -----
From: "mazdark"
To: "Next poster"
Sent: Mardi 9 Juillet 2019 20:51:49
Objet: A totally not suspicious mail about work

Dear next poster,

I know I'm disturbing you during a really important meeting but I just learned that everybody in that room is paid by your nemesis to eliminate you at the end of the meeting. What improvised weapons can you use? What is your plan?

I'll meet you at the accountant's retirement party, next to the printer. I'll be the one that's not drinking coffee.
Make haste, they are starting to ask questions.

Regards,

A Letter to the Next Poster

4 days ago
Dear Mazdark

Thanks for the heads up. I suspected these fuckers would attempt to usurp me eventually, but not during our scheduled inventory meeting today. Don't worry. I stabbed my shop manager in the throat with a pen, repeatedly, until he stopped making noise. Then I beat the fleet manager to death with my clipboard. And that filthy sneaky project manager got his head bashed in with the coffee maker. Served them right. No one usurps me!

As for my plan... Well, I'll use this as an example so the others don't attempt what they did. I will rule this office with a goddam iron fist!

See you at the printer. I'm sure I'll have a few plans for how to deal with my nemesis by the time I get there.

Dear next poster,

I hate to be the bearer of bad news. But I saw some guys in ski masks digging up your back yard. Looks like they had something wrapped up in a tarp to bury. One of them tossed something in the bushes before they left.

Be a dear and tell me what they buried and stashed in your shrubs, the curiousity is killing me.

A Letter to the Next Poster

15 days ago

Have you felt insecure about your masculinity?
Have you felt inadequate or unsuccessful in the bedroom?
Has the love of your life lost the passion she once had for you?
Have you been cucked by a repair salesman?
Do you enjoy it?
If so, you are a faggot. If not, then just click HERE FOR YOUR FREE TRIAL TODAY!!!!!!!
Take back your manhood. TAKE BACK YOUR LIFE.

A Letter to the Next Poster

6 days ago

Wait, what happened to my original comment? And I'm not a faggot.

A Letter to the Next Poster

6 days ago
Oh dear. Are you SURE about that?