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Name: Sophia O’Brian

Sex: Female

Nationality: Texan

Age: 43

Experience: She was always passionate about baking pretty little cupcakes with cute, Texas shaped, hello kitty faces on them, (even if her alcoholic father used to occasionally spit on them and feed it to the pet dog). Seeing her interest, her 350 pound obese mother always wanted her to manage the daily cooking chore, which she was glad to do, and was also glad to receive not so appreciative spanks, that she took appreciatively; whenever she put too much salt in the food...

After her father almost killed her mother, she moved out to start a new life and ended up working as a janitor for a porn studio(because she failed the audition but begged for a job by blowing off the producer regardless). Soon, she portrayed her talents of cooking at a particularly ‘saucy’ shooting that involved licking off tarts from bodies. She had made the tarts with a particularly juicy and sweet strawberry flavour which the premier actors instantly fell in love with. Since then, she’s been the cooking janitor there ever since.

Reason for wanting to be on the show: Sophia came across this competition while shopping online for authentic soft, cute and white rabbits. A prime ingredient for her next fetish dish. She wishes to portray the potential of this dish by putting it through a ‘trial by fire’ for this contest.

 

Aw, that’s bad. Sophia here beside me almost cried!(and also peed herself with anxiety, I can tell from the smell). But she says she would love to be someone’s second and is really excited to integrate her unique style into their style too! In her words,”It’ll taste even better than Buc-ee’s Beaver Nuggets!” (Whatever that means...)

How have you managed to get even gayer since your exile?

Sophia was mortified on being called the cursed three letter word! But maybe she sees the wisdom in your words. Maybe she really is gay? Who knows. Her mind works in unimaginable ways incomprehensible to the human mind... (And so it’s essential to keep her busy here, lest she goes insane from overthinking.)

Is this Sophia your fursona, you fucking degenerate?

Lol.

I know this is a joke but it kind of makes me want to carve my eyes out with a spoon. 

That was the intention, lol.

Why do you have to be at his throat?

As the host of Chopped: CYS I just wanted to issue a statement reassuring audiences and potential investors that we will NOT be including dick of any kind in our themed ingredients, tranny or otherwise. Furthermore if this individual attempts to enter the studio we'll have our armed security people deal with them. Chopped is a family show.

Well, Sophia wasn’t happy but she understands the censorship of the show... I’m personally glad she’s gone though. It’s  gonna be me in her place then as under chef Fiscean.

Uh huh. So you'll be under Ficsean in place of the low budget porn star. I see.

Oh shit Chopped is a family show. Oh well I guess we can have an unscrupulous family show.

Delete thread vs keep as a monument to Shouja's cringe and depravity

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