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Dating Sims are weird!

14 days ago

... I Love You Colonel Sanders! (A finger lickin' good dating simulator.) So... This is a thing. This is a real thing that actually exists... Of course this is a thing... Because anime!

Dating Sims are weird!

14 days ago

I saw that and watched the trailer three times trying to comprehend what's happening in the world. Then I laughed really hard, just because this is so absurd.

Dating Sims are weird!

14 days ago

And the weirdest part... If you look this up on Steam, you see that the publisher is KFC... KFC, the fast food company, actually paid game developers to make a Colonel Sanders dating sim. ^_^

Dating Sims are weird!

14 days ago

Missed opportunity, if they were really going for a proper dating sim, they should have had a bunch of various fast food mascots to choose from.

In any case would have been funnier to have the Colonel looking like the old southern white dude he actually is rather than the barely masculine femboy that they’re portraying him as.

Dating Sims are weird!

14 days ago
Agreed. I want Wendy and John and Ronald and that sexy Chick-fil-A mascot!

Dating Sims are weird!

14 days ago

Protagonist: I had such a wonderful afternoon with Ronald-chan... But I completely forgot I was supposed to get burgers for The King-kun's BBQ! I should take a short cut down this dark alley!

Rival: Hey bitch, what are you doing on my turf? The fast food industry doesn't have room for a loser like you!

Protagonist: Oh no! It's Wendy! O.O

Dating Sims are weird!

14 days ago

To be fair though, this is far from the weirdest dating sim I've ever seen. I must say, my personal favourite is Hatoful Boyfriend... A kind of harem anime game, where you play as the only girl in an all boy's school... For pigeons... You heard that right. A pigeon dating sim! (Just want to clarify here that you yourself are not a pigeon because, you know, that would be weird! You are, in fact, a human girl who's goal is to find romance with one of many talking pigeons.)

There's a dedicated childhood friend pigeon, a snobby French exchange student pigeon, a popular flirty jock pigeon, a sexy teacher pigeon... And I think there might've been a ghost pigeon in there somewhere, because just being a regular talking pigeon wasn't weird enough... And they're all so dreamy! However will you choose? ^_^

… I also hear there's a dating sim where you get to pork a T-Rex or something?

Dating Sims are weird!

14 days ago

I went back and looked at the first one just to remind myself of how wierd the trailer was. Then I read the reviews. The most common complaint was that there was no sex.

Dating Sims are weird!

14 days ago
I payed good money, and there's no sex!? Should have told me sooner.

Dating Sims are weird!

14 days ago

Gimmie some of that hard-core pigeon porn! ^_^

Dating Sims are weird!

14 days ago

Cricky. The Colenel Sanders game was free. I think you got ripped off.

Dating Sims are weird!

14 days ago
I clicked an ad that said it would take me to the premium version with the sex in it. Now my computer's broken, and I don't know why.

Dating Sims are weird!

13 days ago

I don't know about T-rexes, but you can date dragons in Angels with Scaly Wings.

Dating Sims are weird!

14 days ago
Oh yeah, I looked this up after Ford and Leora were playing it the other night.

And I thought that pigeon dating game was weird.

KFC is supposed to be weirdly popular in Japan, so this will have cross cultural appeal.

Dating Sims are weird!

14 days ago
KFC is literally what they eat for Christmas. It's a weird place.

Dating Sims are weird!

14 days ago
That was because of a KFC advertising campaign gone horribly right.

Dating Sims are weird!

14 days ago

a weird marketing thing on kfc's part but it has gotten people talking so i guess it wasn't all that ineffective. i actually follow the artist who did all the sprites on instagram and its weird knowing she's drawn colonel sanders sexy even though her other art looks pretty different.

but at least the game wasnt an eroge or whatever theyre called lol.

Dating Sims are weird!

13 days ago
Van Van the Man Man is a JoJo reference and you can't make me think otherwise.
Dude looks like and has a name like a JoJo character, he's a fucking JoJo reference.

Dating Sims are weird!

13 days ago

Where is the rest of that man's shirt? What are those buttons connected to? Why is he wearing eyeliner? Why is this a thing?

Dating Sims are weird!

13 days ago
HAWT

Dating Sims are weird!

13 days ago

You expected The Colonel... But it was me, Van Van! ^_^