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4 years ago

what have I done to keep getting banned I don't understand.I dream of someday becoming a writer but how am I if I dont get a chance to show people how good I can make a story?explain it to me. 

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4 years ago
Could it be that you've been creating alts and posting crap for months?

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4 years ago

you mean my story´s or what I post about?

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4 years ago
Alts as in multiple accounts.

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4 years ago

well if I could get the chance to complete a story I would stop creating multiple accounts. 

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4 years ago
I wasn't accusing, just clarifying Ogre's question.

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4 years ago

I know i´m just saying.

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4 years ago

heck all I want is for my story ideas to become a story. but people on this site must not like my story ideas.why? 

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4 years ago
I think it's less your story ideas they don't like and more just you in general. But don't worry, I'm sure your ideas suck too.

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4 years ago
Hmm let's see, with your first few accounts you insulted various people who tried to give you advice, while ignoring all the advice. Then I seem to recall you called me a fat retard living in my parent's basement and etc.

Okay so accepting the usual excuse of that being when you were "just a dumb kid", ages ago, in September, and you've totally matured since then....you still made a thread just to start arguing with yourself in it just last week with the God16 account.

So let's just say you've got a bit of maturing left to do, in addition to that whole "learn English and use it" thing that you're still refusing to do.

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4 years ago

what was the account name because I never said that.

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4 years ago

my friend that goes to school with me was on this with me he asked how to pronounce your name I told him and HE said that.

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4 years ago

he said ¨only a fat retard would have a name like that.¨

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4 years ago

Lol sure. That makes much more sense. Your friend stole your account and insulted Mizal to get you banned over and over. I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

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4 years ago

no HE made an account BRAH123456 or something like that 

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4 years ago

Uh huh. Yeah okay.

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4 years ago

all the other accounts were mine but not that one if you knew me you would know that I never lie. 

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4 years ago

Just stop spamming alt accounts. All it does is make people angry with you, and lead to you getting banned even faster. Make an account, BUT DON'T POST ON THE FORUMS. Just lurk, read stories, read the forums, and learn the do's and don'ts of the site. Then, and only then, should you post and begin writing a story.

 

 

Also maybe take an English class or two. You need it.

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4 years ago
Well this is certainly a unique and very believable explanation, but there's still nothing for it but to get free of the computer you've been sharing with your friend. And then not doing anything on the forum for awhile to draw this attention to you as the kid who just keeps making account after account after account after being banned.

Typing in English would go a long way. No one would ever suspect it was you.

Also, get new friends. You're going to say next that it was the friend screwing around in the Reading Corner thread last week, which means that even if I buy any of this, you're giving him access to your account and have to be treated exactly the same anyway.

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4 years ago

Ah yes, the old "my friend/brother/roommate/dog did it" excuse. Just so you know, that tends to not work in the internet.

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4 years ago

no last week was me

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4 years ago

and it does if you are telling the truth.

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4 years ago
Well that settles it. He's telling the truth. A lone beacon of light, hope, and honesty in the midst of this dark cesspool that is the internet. All the other retards came and went, doing the exact same thing he did. Saying the exact same thing he did. And making theexact same excuse he did. But they were all false prophets. He's the honest one. He is the chosen one. One retard to rule them all!

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4 years ago

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4 years ago

very funny, anyway I do as you have asked and advised. btw I am taking an English class, mainly because im 16 and in the 9th grade

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4 years ago

and before you say any thing I had to get held back/failed for 2 years because I was in the hospital for that long.

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4 years ago

Capitalization is generally taught in elementary school. I think I learned how to write complete, if basic, sentences in the second grade. If you managed to miss that, the Internet is full of resources to learn it. Grammarly can even be downloaded as a free browser extension, and should catch most basic errors like missing capitals and errant periods.

Admittedly, my college English teacher had no idea what she was doing, and frequently gave A's to pieces that looked something like this: "polly walked to the.cage and looked trapped friend who had angel Wings and unicorn horn and was half vampyre. She swore she would get free her." So you aren't alone among the people who think capitalization is optional.

If you want to be a writer, however, take it more seriously and learn some basic rules of English. You don't need to wait on a teacher for that; just Google sentence structure or check out a library book on grammar.

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4 years ago
You seem tragically dumb for 16, but I suppose I've seen worse. End just killed you again but I know you're just going to keep coming back like zombie herpes. Just do it *quietly* next time. Read stories and write some reviews and stay off the forum awhile, and ffs don't use your real name.

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4 years ago

Look, man, In all honesty, I really tried to defend you, but I'm going to try to provide some helpful advice so you can achieve your dreams.

Don't take my opinion if you want to, but everyone already hates me here, and I've somehow managed not to get banned I may have lost all my points before bbbuuuutttt. So if you want to learn from anyone how to get banned I'm the person.

Number one Alt's are the first ticket in getting kicked out of here. No More Alts like for real, and I know if you get banned, you make another account, but the key to not making an alt is Not to Get Banned.

 

1. Get a picture for your account.

2. Limit posts on forums. Only a few people on the website don't have an opinion about you. So chillax with the forums and just lurk and read a bit and work on your story. Once this has all cooled over in like a month or two, then you can ease your way back into a slight forum presence.

3. Be able to take advice. When someone criticizes you, it's not because they don't like you, its because they see an error in your story and want to help.

4. Overall don't be stupid. Use common sense and don't be crazy; the personalities on this website vary from furries like gatekeeper rose to grimdark overlords like end master. Being ignorant and silly is going to get you kicked off the site.

5. There are people like me who will help you and try to support you.

Look, man. Right now, I am stretching my hand out to you, and It's up to you whether you decide to take it.

 

P.S. I'll help review your story and stuff once you've got a decent amount in okay.

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4 years ago

Oh hey, mind if I make a few corrections?

First of all, everyone here hates you? Honestly, I forgot you even existed. If you weren't part of some drama or making insect/furry porn, I would doubt it.
I've been banned, shamed, and even called out on various scandals—and even I can't say I'm hated by everyone; to be hated by everyone would also mean being remembered by everyone, and we both know the latter doesn't apply to us.

Now, this is an interesting one here, " Number one Alt's are the first ticket in getting kicked out of here." Alts are, of course, against the rules. Alts will get you banned, but one could argue that the "first ticket" would just be general fucktardery. Or insect/furry porn, but I'd argue that it falls under general fucktardery.

Okay, okay, I love this one: "Being ignorant and silly is going to get you kicked off the site." I'm sorry, what? I must have gotten lost; no self-respecting CYStian I've ever seen has cared about being ignorant. Okay, the rest of point four is correct, but I have never heard of someone getting banned for blissful ignorance.

" Look, man. Right now, I am stretching my hand out to you, and It's up to you whether you decide to take it. "
Honorable effort, and there is nothing wrong with that. In fact, I commend it. However, I have come to learn that they will never take your stretched hand; if they are foolish enough to get banned once, they will usually remain foolish enough to never want to improve. The smart ones don't need such warnings to realize they risk ban.

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4 years ago
Shut up, queer.

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4 years ago

:(

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4 years ago

Usually, I would write a whole essay about how stupid your remarks are but honestly Its night time where I'm at so I don't care

First of all, have you ever heard of an exaggeration.

Second, of all, whoever, One is that you're referring to. Can you tell them I too tired to argue with them right now. I bet they don't even have sufficient evidence to back there point.

Third, of all, meh, I guess your right about the ignorant part.

Fourth, of all, there's nothing wrong with trying to reach out. I'm just trying to jumpstart his dream as a writer, and I think the fact that he hasn't replied to this post yet shows that he is willing to cooperate.

Castor this is a direct question do you think that because someone was dumb and dug themselves into a figurative hole, and since there's a higher chance they don't realize they're in the hole in the first place, or that you're trying to help them. You shouldn't try to help them.

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4 years ago

Way to make this less happy.

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4 years ago

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4 years ago
Boleslaw is just a random shitposter who occasionally manages to be amusing before vanishing for several months again, I wouldn't strain your brain too much worrying about anything he says.

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4 years ago

Oh shit, I was half kidding for most of it, but that makes your reaction all the funnier.

Anyways, I shall address your points in earnest.

> Exaggeration? Isn't that when you add that squiggly line (~) in approximability equations ( π ~ 3 )?
> I will happily tell One that they are fucktarded and lack evidence.
> Honestly, I rarely heard the word Ignorance used before 2016
> It truly is a commendable effort as I said. In fact, I'm glad you're reaching out to others. I also support the lad's dream of being a writer, there's nothing wrong with that. He does have hope though; you might be right on that part. For the time being, I retract my statement on that part.

Oh, a direct question.
I feel like if people want to be helped—and if they are willing to improve themselves—they will gladly take the advice of others. With that in mind, I realize this person is doing exactly that; and to that extent, I feel I was too hasty in my judgment. I have seen too many others who simply dig their own graves without suspecting anything is wrong, but there have been exceptions. Helping others was never the wrong thing to do—and I never intended to imply that—just that not everyone will benefit and heed your advice. This may be an exception, and on that note, you have helped a member of this community.

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4 years ago
Castor, this is a direct question: how many fully clothed cartoon children have you jerked off too this week instead of doing anything relevant on the site, and how did you rationalize it to yourself as "not lolicon" this time?

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4 years ago

Wow, that is indeed direct.

My answer? None; I do not masturbate to children.
Now, if you were to rephrase that as, "How many non-pornographic images of cartoon women of age did you jerk off to this week?" My answer would probably be... this week...  2 in one session—not really at the beginning of it, but I will count it regardless.

My justification? They are not children, they do not look like children, and they do not have any relevance to children. Just because they have a B or A cup doesn't mean they are underage! I don't get off to underage characters, damn it (I'm not Kiel)!

As for my activity on the site this past week... I will admit, it was lacking. I was working on my IS story entry, but I put reviews on pause to focus on that. I have put maybe 4 hours on it this week, which is less than I would have liked, but it's a start from absolute laziness.

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4 years ago

It was funny that he was replying with a new account half way through these messages. 

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4 years ago

Fucking hell, Caleb, Castor, Boleslaw and Dave are all posting in this thread.

And it's really bad when out of those 4, Dave is the best of the lot.

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4 years ago

It hurts to think that you hold me to such low esteem.

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4 years ago

Well, I'm not sure you're aware, but lolicon REALLY lowered your status around here. Everyone that was at least tolerant of you before dislikes you now. And everyone that disliked you before, just finds you completely repulsive.

Mizal in particular found you to be irredeemably gross hence why you were banned from the Discord. So, not sure how you're going to get back in her good graces. Your explanation a few posts above might help, but I doubt it.

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4 years ago

L

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4 years ago
It didn't.

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4 years ago

Welp guess I'll join the party with my fellow outcasts 

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4 years ago

Look I've been in your position before so let me offer some advice.

1. Your first step should be to lurk or just go away. I should have done this at first though I made a ton of alts before doing this. About 20

2. Wait around 6 months, and improve your English. This is not only to help you get better at writing, but to make everyone forget you existed.

Now from here you can do 2 things

3a come back after step 3 and repent, while showing that you are not going to make the same mistakes. 

3b make an alt and act like a new person. Chances are by this time you will have been forgoten so just become one with the community. This is the one I recommend and once you have built up a positive rep then reveal yourself.

4. Now whatever you choose this is the most important one. DON'T BE RETARDED. I'm still working on this one myself, though apparently I'm good enough at it to be allowed to lurk on the forums. 

This is how I went from hated alt spammer, to barely accepted outcast, and if you follow this guide then you can too!

Now in all seriousness, PLEASE follow this. It may have come off as a joke, though at this point it is your only hope.

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4 years ago

Thanks Serpent, I knew this Shitposting Thread was missing one of its most important members.

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4 years ago

Funny that all of them also felt the need to give this retard advice

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4 years ago

Why of course! It is my specialty after all.

if it wasn't clear my post was satire

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4 years ago

Oh, Serpent, you satirical old dog

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4 years ago

I just couldn't resist the temptation 

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4 years ago

Well you're ahead of FistedDave, so you're winning I guess.

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4 years ago

>Ahead of FistedDave

>Winning

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4 years ago
Well I was saving these for the right moment, but I'll be taking another stab at an Ectocomp entry now and then going to bed so I won't be on again tonight. Ficsean forgets that he already wrote his essay: As you can see, he only likes "legal, morally correct" lolis. There are other conversations where he tries to define what that is, but it's a complicated subject with so many layers, and this is clearly a man who spends a lot of time thinking about how he doesn't want to fuck children. As people who don't want to fuck children will frequently do.
My answer? None; I do not masturbate to children. Now, if you were to rephrase that as, "How many non-pornographic images of cartoon women of age did you jerk off to this week?" My answer would probably be... this week... 2 in one session—not really at the beginning of it, but I will count it regardless. My justification? They are not children, they do not look like children, and they do not have any relevance to children.
But, of course... "She's 18 guys, don't worry!" "A fully adult woman of age! Unlike my six year old sister sleeping across the hall, going to bonertown over this one is morally correct!"

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4 years ago

Funny how you can just slap the word "legal" on any sort of degenerate kink and make it ok.

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4 years ago

Well... that is in a oversimplified way what legal means. 

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4 years ago

Hahahahahahaha, how do i join this discord.

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4 years ago
People can correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that is the 'Weeb server'. As I understand, joining it is pretty simple, just get one of the server admins to give you an invite.

The Kingdom of CYStia server has a lot of people who overlap with that server, so searching for answers there should work out. Just mind the hell pits scattered about, as falling in one might prove an inconvenience.

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4 years ago

idk what server i joined, but my spacebar stopped working, so i said my spacebar yeeted away, then i was moved somewhere else. Then i was feeling lonely so i tried to flirt with the person there with me but then i was kicked from the discord. I feel very rejected. 

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4 years ago
Boleslaw:
*sees NSFW anime channel*
*immediately begs for invite*

And I'm backreading your antics in the Hell channel on the CYS server now, and wow, that's a lot of cringe for so early in the morning.