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The only Steve James I can find is a blues guitarist and then there's that guy in the michael dudikoff american Ninja movies. Well, here's what he said. Makes me laugh on so many levels I felt like posting it. It's not meant to be disrespectful if you're religious. Actually, I have no idea if he intended to be offensive, but I don't take offense. Makes me laugh, imagining santa nailed to a tree.

"Santa Claus is clearly what Jesus would be if he was real. Nobody would ever consider nailing this omnibenevolent deity to anything, would they? Nor does he hold anything against you longer than a year."
-Steve James

my personal favorite is from Robin.

"Holy Kleenex Batman! He was right under our nose and we blew it!"

nate

Hahaha, is that true?

I love all those lines from the Batman movies! (Yes, I admit it) I watched the original, coloured Batman movie the other day. He gets attacked by a shark, and sprays it with a handy can of Shark Repellent, that just happens to be nearby :) Cracked me up! My favourite though, was the remake one that had Arnold Schwarzeneger and Poison Ivy in it. (Don't know if I spelt Terminator's name right)

just say, governator arny

This one may not be funny to you, but I thought the stupidity of Roxas's voice when he said it was gut busting.

"Stolen. And not just the ______, the word ______! They stole it too!"-Roxas, Kindom Hearts II

Those games are a great source of corny and hillarious quotes!

Yay.  KHII quotes.  I thought the funniest thing was Sora giving Jack Sparrow his keyblade only to have it return to Sora...

Also, I think Leon has a 'Gunblade' from what I could tell.  I should probably play the game they are in...

Those were definately lame games, they were fun though!