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Wish and Pay the Price Game!

6 years ago

This is a game I learned from a friend. What you do is someone makes a wish and the next person says: Granted, but . . ." and then you need to make a negative to that. Then the person who granted the wish will make his/her wish so it will look like this:

 

me: I wish I could fly.

Ugilick: Granted, but you won't be able to land. I wish I could ride a horse.

Bo: Granted, but you can't control it. I wish . . .

Etc. Etc.

 

I'll start;

I wish I had managable hair.

 

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6 years ago

Granted, but you would have to cut it all off to make your wish come true

I wish I could read minds.

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6 years ago

Granted, but you will no longer be able to use your five senses.

I wish I was the protagonist in the story called life.

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6 years ago

Granted, but the story ends in the antagonist's favor.

I wish I had a pen.

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6 years ago

Granted, but the pen has no ink.

I wish for nothing!

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6 years ago
Granted, but if you wish for nothing, then the wish itself becomes nothing making it so that you did actually wish for something. (Hah, used logic ^-^)

I wish for some Doritos.

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6 years ago

Granted, but it is poisoned.

I wish for unpoisoned pepsi!

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6 years ago

Granted, but they will have used urine instead of water to make it.

I wish, I wish, upon a star, to have never watched that video.

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6 years ago
Granted, but you would be born without eyes.
I wish for money.

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6 years ago

Granted, but you are warped to a world where it is useless.

I wish I had a hat.

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6 years ago
Granted, but you will lose your head.

I wish my wishes didnt have negatives.

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6 years ago

Granted, but the positives that will be included will be useless to you.

I wish for a super computer.

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6 years ago
Granted, but it will take control of you house and make you its slave.

I wish for more wishes.

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6 years ago

Granted, but you won't receive them until you are dead.

I wish for immortality.

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6 years ago

Granted, but you till age.

I wish to be a killer robot.

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6 years ago
Granted, but you shall never be activated.

I wish my potential girlfriend would stop playing games.

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6 years ago

Granted, but instead, she spends the rest of her life in the bathroom.

I wish I had a mind control device.

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6 years ago

Granted, but all your controlled people will turn on you.

I wish I have a published book.

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6 years ago
Granted, but no one buys it.

I wish I had an A in Chemistry

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6 years ago
HAHAHA good luck with that buddy

I wish I had a glass of orange juice.

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6 years ago
Granted but you drown in it.

I wish for death.

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6 years ago
Granted, but you come back as a ghost.

I wish for world peace.

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6 years ago

Granted, but once everyone has died from war.

I wish for inspiration to help me finish my storygame.

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6 years ago
Granted, but it get a rating of 1.

I wish that I had a pet wolverine that obeys all my orders.

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6 years ago
Granted but your family changes into it.

I wish for fun.

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6 years ago
Granted, but it obeys everyones orders.

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6 years ago

I wish ugilick would remember typing the second portion of both these things and the PBM's.

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6 years ago

Granted - but he will never play them!

I wish my story entry didn't get shot down in this other website :(

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6 years ago
Granted, but noone would ever play it.

I wish that they didn't take the hobbits to Isengard

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6 years ago

Granted, but they take them to Dol Guldur instead.

I wish I could find the droids I'm looking for.

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6 years ago
Granted but they are broken beyond repair

I wish that the force was with us.

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6 years ago
Granted, but it is also against us.

I wish I was as good at magic the gathering as I think I am.

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6 years ago
granted, but no one will play you.

I wish that gingers had souls.

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6 years ago
Granted because they do, but they are still naughty. I love gingers...

I wish I could think of a wish.

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6 years ago

Granted, but you will not have a mind to think with.

I wish my gf wasn't such a neat freak.

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6 years ago
Granted but you won't have a girlfriend.

PBM wishes to be able to know everything a person thinks.

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6 years ago
I wish Cool would get with the program.

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6 years ago
Granted, but it turns out everyone else didn't know the program

I wish Ugi would get with the program.

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6 years ago

Granted, but it will probably have to be in your dreams.

I wish there was an actual purpose to existence other than what we make it.

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6 years ago

Granted, but that purpose is a dissapointing one.

I wish I knew everything.

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6 years ago

Wish denied since I made a more awesome wish :D

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6 years ago

Granted, but the purpose is so sinister that you wish you had none.

I wish to own my own island, with no natural disasters or animals or humans negatively affecting it or myself.

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6 years ago

Granted, but it is 1 centimeter radius wide.

I wish for....A HERRING!

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6 years ago

Granted, but it comes with the package of three homosexual guys on ecstasy, dressed in Domina Matrix outfits.

I wish my thoughts ran like the speed of light.

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6 years ago
Granted, but they're so fleeting you can't understand them.

I wish I was a popular stand up comedian

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6 years ago

Granted, but you loose your voice.

I wish to ride a goat onto a pickup-truck wearing nothing but a rainbow colored scarf and a WW2 helmet that has a huge fracture in it, but has been repaired with fabric from the rainbow colored scarf. Also, the goat's name is Harold.

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6 years ago

Granted, but the goat suddenly turns insane and drives the truck into a lake. At the bottom of the lake is an old nuclear warhead which explodes once the truck hits it. Upon exploding all the water in the lake floods the nearby town, killing hundreds. Distraught by the loss of his entire family, James Johnson develops a time machine in order to go back in time to prevent this tragedy. Sadly he dies shortly after completing the time machine and it is found by a young boy who was delivering the newspaper to him. The boy climbs into the time machine and accidentally goes back in time to when you ride the goat into the pickup truck. He yells out at the goat as it steps onto the truck, causing it to turn insane and drive the truck into the lake. The boy then dies after the lake floods the town. Also you die too.

I wish for a goat.

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6 years ago

Granted, but you are brutally murdered by crazed fans.

I wish I looked terrifyingly perfect.

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6 years ago

Granted, but then you'd have a lot of jealous friends. (assuming you're a girl)

I wish to be a genius.

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6 years ago
Granted, but no one listens to your ideas. After all, nobody likes a smartass :)

I wish that the cult of Foamy took over the world.

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6 years ago

Granted, but I'll destroy the cult because I hate foam :)

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6 years ago

I wish I was more happy.

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6 years ago

Granted, but you'll never smile.

I wish I was more social.

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6 years ago

Granted, but you'll have less time to self-reflect and think.

I wish I could find something more in my life.

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6 years ago

Granted, but that something more happens to be your death.

I wish I had my own private observatory.

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6 years ago

Granted, bot you'd have to take the time to maintain all the equipment.

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6 years ago

*but

I wish I could just sit down and finish a storygame.

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6 years ago

(I'm glad you guys like the game)

Granted, but you won't be able to make anymore.

I wish I could find a rhyming dictionary.

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6 years ago

Granted, but all the pages have been torn out.

I wish I didn't have a papercut.

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6 years ago
Granted, but you never handle paper again.

I wish I could find my favorite pen.

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6 years ago

Granted but it'll be broken.

I wish I didn't have a cold.

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6 years ago

Granted, but instead, you have a lethal disease.

I wish I had some carrot cake.

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6 years ago

Granted, but rabbits will come and eat it.

I wish more people would read my favorite book, Sisters Red.

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6 years ago

Granted, but they will all hate it and mock you for liking it.

I wish I had a pet halibut.

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6 years ago
Granted but it will die

I wish I knew exactly what a halibut was.

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6 years ago

Granted, but you forget what everything else is.

I wish I had known about this game earlier

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6 years ago
Granted but you still didn't participate.

I wish I had 3 more wishes.

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6 years ago

Granted, but I will mind control you when you're making them.

I wish I had a gigantic knife.

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6 years ago
Granted, but your genie speaks Chinese and you can't use them.

I wish that Scrubs went back on the air.

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6 years ago

Granted, but every actor will be replaced by Nicolas Cage (yes, the female ones too).

I wish I had a car.

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6 years ago
Granted but it wont run.

I wish I had a beautiful smart gf. Who would only love me and never cheat.

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6 years ago

Granted, but she dies on the first day you meet.

I wish my telephone wouldn't run out of batteries!

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6 years ago
Granted, but it will run out of everything else.

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6 years ago
I wish uglick would figure out how to respond.

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6 years ago

Granted, but he permenantly looses access to internet.

I wish Ugilick would regain access to the internet.

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6 years ago

Granted, but it will download and upload at 1 byte a day.

I wish my neighbors were not crazy stalker.

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6 years ago

stalkers*

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6 years ago

Granted, but now they're crazy cultists and want to sacrifice you to their god.

I wish to go into space.

 

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6 years ago

Granted, but you'll never return.

I wish I was Batman.

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6 years ago
Granted, but you're crippled on your first day.

I wish that I had more Koolaid

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6 years ago
Granted but you get drowned in it.

I wish to have a super power.

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6 years ago

Granted, but your power is to be breathe magma...but you don't get any invulnerability from magma along with it.

I wish I was invulnerable to magma.

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6 years ago
Granted, but you will become extremely vulnerable to Ice, inevitable leading to your death due to your living place.

I wish I had more discipline.

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6 years ago

Gain resistance to heat and become vulnerable to cold? Do I sense a HP reference there? Haha.

Granted, but you loose your sense of "what's best to do", causing you to use your newfound discipline to be...well...kind of wasted.

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6 years ago
Granted, but your weakness is air... good luck.

I wish I had a pet unicorn.

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6 years ago

Granted, but it hates you and impales your chest with it's horn.

I wish The internet would be faster.

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6 years ago
Granted, but your internet goes down... for life.

I wish for MORE SMOOTH JAZZ NYAN CAT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaEmCFiNqP0&feature=related

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6 years ago
Denied because it is impossible!

I wish for a potatoe.

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6 years ago
Granted but it takes over the internet.


I wish for a longer life and eternal youth.

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6 years ago

Granted, but you are returned to the phase of being an infant and will remain that way for the rest of your elongated life.

I wish I didn't require sleep.

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6 years ago
Granted, but you can never sleep in the first place. So basically you're just gonna be really, really bored.

I wish for the elimination of all the jazz.

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6 years ago

Granted, but thereafter, jazz was replaced with jizz, leading to a racial rebellion in America.

I wish the next person to post will admit he or she is an asshole.

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6 years ago

Granted, but despite what I say, everyone will consider me to be awesome.

I wish everyone considered be to be awesome.

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6 years ago
Granted, now everyone will regaurd you as a stupid-ass troll.

I wish I didnt have to make anymore wishes.

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6 years ago

Granted, but Awesome as in the troll.

I wish I was rich.

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6 years ago

Granted, but you'll be dead.

I wish I could do magic.

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6 years ago

Granted, but another magic user turns you into a newt, and you stay that way forever.

I wish for a pet newt.

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6 years ago

Granted, but he would run away the next day!

I wish for ideas!

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6 years ago
Granted, but they're all horrible

I wish for pound cake

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6 years ago

Granted, but it is extremely burned!

I wish for a better artistic talent!

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6 years ago

Granted, But you loose your five senses.

I wish I could do everything superfast.

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6 years ago
Granted, but you HAVE to do everything superfast, so nobody else can understand, see, or interact with you.

I wish for inspiration for my Pro debate.

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6 years ago

Granted, but you still lose.

I wish for tree.

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6 years ago

Granted, but it grows and expands around the entire planet, killing you and everyone you know.

I wish I could charge electronics by touching them.

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6 years ago

Granted, but they always break.

I wish my car got stolen

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6 years ago
Granted, but you are killed in the process.

I wish for a salad.

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6 years ago

Granted, but you can't eat it.

I wish for my local team to win.

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6 years ago

Granted, but that doesn't happen until after you're dead.

I wish I could cook something well for once.

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6 years ago

Granted, but you are the only one who could taste it.

I wish that spaceships were for personal use.

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6 years ago

Granted, but they go slower than snails.

I wish my hair would stop growing and remain in perfect length.

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6 years ago
Granted, but it must all fall out first.

I wish I was fluent in every language on earth.

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6 years ago
Granted, but you have such a horrendous accent nobody can understand you.

I wish for a delicious chocolate chip cookie.

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6 years ago

Granted, it will look and taste delicious, but it won't be made of chocolate or flour. In fact, you could say FUDge.

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6 years ago

I wish I could time travel.

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6 years ago

Granted, but you would age depending on the relation of the time to your lifetime.

I wish for a forest cabin.

 

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6 years ago

Granted, but it is surrounded by gigantic flesh-eating, invisible monsters.

I wish I had a loyal flesh eating invisible monster for a pet.

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6 years ago

Granted, but it gets run over because of it's invisibility.

I wish noone will reply to this

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6 years ago

Declines, because someone has to reply for the wish to be granted.

I wish I could see through solid objects.

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6 years ago

Granted, but you wouldn't see anything but gases.

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my hands

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6 years ago

Granted, but you have no control over them.

I wish for a cat.

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6 years ago
Granted, but it's a man-eating tiger.

I wish for a pet centaur

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6 years ago

Granted, but it is 1/2 centimeter wide.

I wish flies found me repulsive and would stay away from me.

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6 years ago

Granted, but now you're a haven for mosquitoes.

I wish my alarm went off this morning.

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6 years ago

Granted, but it would never it won't stop ringing.

I wish for time.

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6 years ago
Granted, but you don't get anything done

I wish Obama's jobs bill was realistic.

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6 years ago
...LOL, dont we all. Granted, but the world will become unrealistic by out current standards.

I wish i could fastforward time.

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6 years ago

Granted, but you can only fastforward during the moments you want to enjoy.

I wish Mass Effect 3 was out already!!!

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6 years ago
Granted, but it gets recalled due to mass zombification among its players.

I wish that more people liked Jolly Ranchers.

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6 years ago

Granted, But shops never had any in stock for you due to demand

I Wish I was 6 Foot 2

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6 years ago

Granted, but your neck covers 5 feet of that.

I wish I got top grades for all my classes.

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6 years ago

Granted, but the  stress caused by having to get the top grades eventually leads you to depression.

I wish I had a hen that layed golden eggs

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5 years ago

Granted but before the hen can lay an egg it will be eaten by a giant snake.

I wish I could write a story that people like and review.

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5 years ago

Granted, but we all refuse to read it.

I wish for a glass of water

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5 years ago

Granted, but its salt water.

I wish for a fish and a good time with a rhyme.

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5 years ago

Granted, but the fish is dead and the good time is someone else's.  In short, you've been raped.

I wish for more good music

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5 years ago

Granted but before you get it you go deaf.

I wish this sandwich was not so spicy.

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5 years ago

Granted, but I eat it.  It wasn't so bad.

I wish I could get away with murder

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5 years ago

Granted but the person you killed comes back to haunt you forever.

I wish I could afford to go to college

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5 years ago
Granted, but you flunk out.

I wish I could I could get this little business of mine off the ground quicker.

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5 years ago

Granted but within the year it comes crashing back down.

I wish trolls didn't exist.

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5 years ago

Granted but now murderers take place of all the trolls.

I wish I won a newberry award.

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5 years ago

Granted, but your business literally goes of the ground and lands on boxes of dynamite and explode.

I wish I could have a million awesome books.

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5 years ago

Granted but they burn in a horrible fire.

I wish someone would have replied to my previous wish

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5 years ago

I did.

I wish I am popular.

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5 years ago

Granted but an obsessed fan murders you

I wish I had more time to do things

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5 years ago

But your time costs you money, so you go broke and then you are homeless, and you starve to death.

I wish I was white, so people would like me better.

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5 years ago

Granted but then everyone assumes you are racist to all other minorities.

I wish I could be with the one I love

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5 years ago

Granted, but you loose all your five senses during that time.

I wish the post that is at the bottom of this thread would disappear.

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5 years ago

Granted but it's replaced by one more obnoxiously annoying (if possible)

I wish that life wasnt so cruel

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5 years ago

HEY SHOULD I START THIS GAME AGAIN AND GIVE CREDIT TO THE PERSON WHO ORIGINALLY STARTED IT?

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5 years ago

Granted but, wait I forgot what you wrote so...it just doesn't come true.

I wish I would think before I post something, because sometimes I really sound stupid.

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5 years ago

Granted but you would forget what you thought before you could use it.

I wish I could forget a few things

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5 years ago
Granted, but those things are your fondest childhood memories.

I wish for INFINATE SPAGHETTI

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5 years ago

Granted but it's all you can eat for the rest of your life.

I wish I wasn't tired all the time.

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5 years ago
Granted, but you can never sleep again

I wish that my neighbor didn't hit a grinded stump and coated the entire left side of my car in dirt -_-

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5 years ago

Granted instead he busted out your windows.

I wish to be happy

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5 years ago

Granted, but you are so happy, that you become distracted, and fall off a cliff and die.

I wish that I didn't take the time to read every single one of these before I posted.

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5 years ago

Granted, intead you never join in on the fun.

I wish for a wish that would cancel out my first wish.

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5 years ago

Granted, but it cancels out itself as well, so you get the wish back

I wish for sausage balls

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5 years ago
Granted, but your balls being made of sausage is a downside all of its own.

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5 years ago
I wish ugilick had wished for something.

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5 years ago

Granted, but no one could think of a witty retort.

I wish fo a lifetime supply of twizzlers.

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5 years ago

Granted, but you die of a heart attack two day's later.

I wish that i knew what twizzlers were.

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5 years ago

Granted, but your mind is overloaded with information on twizzlers that it explodes going -insert awesome exploding and *splatt* sound effects-

I wish I could spontaneously make awesome sound effects.

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5 years ago

Granted, but you can't communicate in any other way. Ever seen Bumblebee from tranformers? You're a smaller, less imposing him now :)

I wish I could get these polyatomic ions memorized already!

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5 years ago
Granted but you lose your memory of everything else.

I wish I could wish for nothing.

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5 years ago

Granted, but you are erased from history for it.

I wish that Skyrim would be a horrible game and i would get it on the day after the release.

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5 years ago
Granted but your eyeballs burn from watching and your brain melts from playing.

I WISH TO RULE THE WORLD!

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5 years ago

(Well my wish didn't work out...)

Granted, but a meteor hit's the planet a few week's later.

I wish I could play God for a day.

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5 years ago
Granted, but you're only playing. You can't actually do anything.
I wish for a good taco(its been awhile...)

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5 years ago
Granted but you cant eat it.

I wish I was blind.

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5 years ago
Granted but only in one eye.
I wish my brother wasnt homo.

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5 years ago
Granted but instead he is into Bestiality.

I wish that pigs could fly.

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5 years ago
Granted but because of this,there is no bacon...:(
I wish I was a good soccer player.

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5 years ago
Granted but you die from a broken leg that clots.
I wish I had an awesome ball point pen. I don't care if it has no ink.

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5 years ago

Granted, but you will end up breaking it as soon as you hold it.

I wish I had great television.

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5 years ago
Granted, but only for a nanosecond. I wish I was dead.
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5 years ago

 

Granted by you will come back as a zombie.

I wish I knew what happened in the afterlife without dying.

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5 years ago
Granted but it's because your favorite family member dies.
I wish I had the fourth Inheritance book because I love them.

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5 years ago

Granted but it bursts into flames

I wish I didnt have to sleep

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5 years ago

Granted but you'll go insane.

I wish I had enough courage to sing in front of other people.

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5 years ago

Granted but you're horrible at it

I wish I wasnt so tired

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5 years ago
Granted but you can never fall asleep agian.

I wish that I could kill someone by saying there name then death.

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5 years ago

Granted but you'll accidentally use the power against your family.

I wish someone would start another PBM game again.

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5 years ago
Granted but since I don't know what it is it goes terribly wrong.
I wish I could write this(not that I don't love Eminem)

Dear Eminem, I write to you but you never call,
I named my 130th child after you,a newborn looks like you,only too tall
I wrote you a message before, it took me a couple hours
Since you didn't respond I blew up the twin towers.


Afghani-STAN
All credit to binladen

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5 years ago

(PS, that's pretty stupid, guy :P)

Granted, but the Homeland Security gets a hold of it and you're sent to Guantanamo

I wish for the golden ticket

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5 years ago

Granted but it's so heavy it breaks everything it's on top of.

I wish I could have a comfortable bed.

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5 years ago
Granted but it's expensive.
I wish I could come up with a wish.

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5 years ago

Granted, but it turns on you and makes you regret it.

I wish I had a robot-servant.

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5 years ago
Granted,but it's retarded and loves to drink, so i's a drunk robot servant.
I wish I had a flickerooma.
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5 years ago

Granted, but you have to donate blood every day for the rest of your life.

I wish that I a thousand wish's

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5 years ago
Granted but you end up wasting them on the same thing.

I wish for pokemon world to become real (OK this is a Joke and in no way would I ever waste a wish on it)

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5 years ago

Declined...

I wish for a wish that wouldn't not make my life not miserable.

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5 years ago

That wouldn't not make your life not miserable? The triple negative confuses the genie and he explodes.

I wish my genie wouldn't explode.

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5 years ago
Granted... he melts

I wish I could speak the French Language without an accent.

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5 years ago
Granted, but it will not sound like french.

I wish for more time in the day.

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5 years ago
Granted, but you sleep through it all.

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5 years ago
I wish that I didn't forgot my wish.

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5 years ago
Granted but you forget everything else

I wish that reality would become fiction and fiction a reality.

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5 years ago
Granted, but then you spend your life being read by Eragon.
I wish for turkey bacon

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5 years ago

Granted, but a virus infect's the new Pirkuy mutant race and is spread throughout much of the human population. It develops into a zombie-base virus and the beginning of the end begin's... All because of your wish.

I wish Dragon's were real and i was friends with them.

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5 years ago

Granted, they are your friends, but they hate everyone else and so they eat the rest of humanity.

I wish I had the force.

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5 years ago
Granted, but it's centrifugal force... good luck with that
I wish for snow

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5 years ago
Granted but you get covered 15 feet in it.

I wish that peace would rain supreme in the world, and to achieve it no one would have to die, beg, steal, limit our freedom, start a war, and/or do anything mean.

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5 years ago

Granted, but all of humanity becomes zombies.

I wish that tables were baskets.

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5 years ago
Granted, but the baskets are evil.
I wish for a cookie that wasn't poisoned, disgusting, etc. etc.

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5 years ago

Granted, but you will have to do it again!

I wish I could get rid of my writer's block.

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5 years ago
Granted, but then you ruin it with a really stupid twist, devaluing the game.
I wish for shrimp... lots and lots of shrimp

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5 years ago
Granted, but its poisoned.
I wish for _____________________

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5 years ago
Granted, so the entire world is replaced with blank space, including all the inhabitants.
I wish for hot wings.

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5 years ago
The hot wings are too hot and you disintegrate.
I wish for more cookies.

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5 years ago

Granted, but the cookies are filled with food poisening and you die from an overdose.

I wish to become God and erase all the post's that didn't start with "Granted or Declined"

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5 years ago

Granted but they are posted back up seconds later.

I wish for a frisbee.

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5 years ago

granted, but it has sharp edges and cuts your fingers off when yo catch it.

 

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

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5 years ago

Granted, but since that wish to think of it came true...you ran out of wishes D:

I wish I had a cute puppy.

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5 years ago

Granted but it eats your cat

I wish my cay would get stuck in a tree

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5 years ago

Granted, but since cay is not something we know of the universe buckles under itself trying to find out and explode's...

I wish for a slice of bacon that i can eat without dieing or anyother permanet disability or being poisened.

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5 years ago

Granted, but as you eat it, you discover that the slice of bacon has absolutely no flavor.

I wish I had a day off today.

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5 years ago

Granted but you fall asleep and wake up tomorrow.

I wish that I ruled my own empire and nobody attacked me.

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5 years ago

Granted, but you have no power... and no limbs.

I wish to have many AIDSy, old hookers.

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5 years ago
Granted, downside all of its own.
I wish I had less to do.

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5 years ago

Granted, but now you live in perpetual nothingness, lost and without a purpose. On the bright side you do actually ahve less to do

I wish for mustard.... smeared on all my walls

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5 years ago
Granted but it stains

I wish I could live a long and full filled life, that did not end in a painful gruesome manner, and in a way that did not end the world.

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5 years ago

Granted but you go into a coma for the rest of your life, eventually your family cut's the life support and you die.

I wish that my Civilization IV game wouldn't freeze so much.

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5 years ago

Granted, but now in your existing games and any new ones you start, you spawn right beside a hostile barbarian village.

I wish I wasn't currently being plagued by an idea I can't write down.

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5 years ago

^(I alreay use my world editor to do that)

Granted, but you forget what you're idea was.

I wish for a bowl of vanilla ice-cream.

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5 years ago
Granted, but it is for display only.

I wish for warm gloves.

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5 years ago

Granted but they burn you

I wish I had a car that has already broken down and is unable to explode.

 

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5 years ago
Granted, but you have to use proper grammer.

I wish there was a day between thursday and friday this week.

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5 years ago

Granted  but it's not on the calendar.

I wish people would stop commenting on my grammar.

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5 years ago

Granted but you break your fingers and are no longer able to write

I wish people would stop hatin on llamas

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5 years ago
Who hates llamas?
I wish someone would set the thread back to the left.

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5 years ago
I wouldn't really call that full filled.

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5 years ago

You lived in a fantasy world your mind created for you. So in a way, you lived and died inside the dream.