She died, the end.
Haha just kidding.
She went on a walk through the woods.
Suddenly a wild Beedrill appeared!
She then had sever diarrhea due to an allergic reaction.
She couldn't make it home so she had to go in bushes.
(a Beedrill is a pokemon: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Beedrill_(Pok%C3%A9mon) )
The bushes had a bear trap in them.
Luckily, she made a stick spark the trap and not herself.
She was unable to avoid the second one however.
Wait, that link won't work.
That one screwed up too.
Just copy the whole link and put it in the address box. It's because the last parenthesis ")" isn't highlighted in the link.
The hunter shrieked and turned around, blushing.
The hunter was then attacked by a bear and killed.
Shreka gasped, pulled up her pants, and fled.
Her memory escaped her mind however as she still had her leg stuck in a bear trap.
She suddenly remembers (to her great embarrasment) that she has a cell phone in her pocket, and she pulls it out,.
The bear smacks the cell phone out her hand.
Granny bear then comes down to the area and watches her grandson devour the young heroine alive.
As she dials 911, the bear growls and smashes it out of her hand.
(OOC: You guys really don't like this chick, do you?)
She shrieks in terror
A park ranger (who is really out of place) comes rushing out and shoos the bear away.
She cries in gratitude and thanks the ranger.
The ranger then shoots her.
The park ranger then shoots our young heroine.
(OOC: I think it's only me but the rest of them try to save her only for me to fuck things up again haha,)
The bear devours her alive.
(OOC: which completely ruins the game for everybody else where you just say "Guess what, it's my turn and she dies. We don't play anymore." It's like when we were kids and were playing make believe and that one kid kept making himself invincible and won as a result)
(OOC: If she dies, we move on from another's point of view.)
Does anyone actually know where we are in the story? i'm completely lost haha.
Damn simultaneous posting haha. Let's just move on from your new spot.
The park ranger then strides out of the forest and strips off his mask to reveal...
That he is in fact Adam Sandler.
Adam Sandler then calls his Jewish overlords to report the job is done.
They thank him for what he has done and order him back.
As Adam walks away he starts singing his Hanukkah song that he performed on Saturday Night Live.
Afterwards, Shreka jumps out of a bush to reveal she is still alive!
Shreka then thanks Sandler for tricking the bears into thinking she was dead.
(OOC: The posting is getting counfusing so why don't we just have these branch off in to different stories in case of simultaneous posting so it's less confusing.)
He asks where she lives.
Sandler arrives at the hideout to discover that they are under attack by bears!
Adam shoots a couple bears before seeing the Mama bear is charging him!
Mama bear smacks Adam with her paw but he is still alive in time to see...
A girl who looks exactly like Shreka!
(OOC: Can we please not kill Shreka so early in the story?)
The bears take off their bearsuits to reveal they are actually polar bears, not brown bears.
The polar bears don't realize that they are allergic to the sun and then go run off to get ointment for their butt pimples.
The time-traveler misses however and Adam seizes the opportunity by kicking him in the crotch.
Adam is then forced with a difficult decision.
From nowhere, the girl he thought he killed all those years ago returns.
Adam Clutches his foot as it connects with metal. The robot smiles and punches Sandler in the face.
He gets back up and begins to fight the robot.
Adam is killed from the punch, flown through thousands of trees, and his body sets ablaze in magnificent fashion as the forest around him engulfs in flames from a wildfire.
(OOC: Umm... is anyone else getting uncomfortable thinking this guy might be a skinhead?)
You and your family's rescue team are hit by a truck.
(OOC: Umm... okaaay.)
The hidden palace is attacked by raiders one day.
Unfortunately, the raiders kill your whole family.
You kept on bringing up Aryan. Skinheads believe in a master Aryan Race.
Hitler built WW2 Germany on facist Aryan ideals and gangs (such as the Aryan Brotherhood) focus on things like a master Aryan Race and hate all other races.
Unless I misunderstood you, then I believe you may have some skinhead ideals because you also brought up an Adam Sandler Zionist empire. Remember that guy Hitler who said something somewhat similiar...
Wow, now I have an anti-semitic racist fuck to deal with. Great, this just makes my day.
Well first of all, I have no idea how you've suffered because of them. Jews wandered the desert for decades, were blamed for the Black Death, and suffered through the horrors of the Holocaust. Saying that they suffered makes you the biggest fucking idiot I have ever met and I feel dumber just for talking to you.
Saying that you suffered*
Really? It took you that long to come up with that dumb of a reply. Wow, I clearly overestimated you considering that has absolutely nothing to do with the issue at hand.
Like trying to reincarnate Hitler's corpse? I don't think it's possible without Endmaster's help...
Haha, the guy isn't a racist is the troll. That's a new one.
*Rolls eyes* Sorry, I don't always pay attention to what I'm typing while trying to tell people to fuck off in creative ways.
Well at least now you can say you're a grammar nazi too!
HAHAHA, I think everyone here would agree that I'm not a troll... only that I hate stupidity and racism is the ultimate form of stupidity.
You said you hate Jews... that makes you prejudiced not racist.
Actually I don't. I might make a joke every now and then but I don't hate anyone for their race. I'm actually smart enough to realize people don't act the same because they look the same. I hate certain indiviuals but only because of personal experiences I've had with them. I wouldn't hate someone because they're skin was a different color or because they had a big nose.
Then why do you hate Jews? Have you met every single Jew in the world? No you haven't. Therefore, your argument is invalid.
Maybe because that's because you said, "Hello, I am a strict believer of the Aryan Race. This belief led to millions of your deaths!"
People tend to get pissed when you support racist ideals towards them.
Ideas that are racist towards them*
What the fuck are you talking about? Can you stick to the topic at hand for five seconds?
You were actually the person to redirect it, my original comment did stick to the point while adding an extra sidenote. You replied to it in a way that completely changed the topic when you didn't even try to build on the story in the post.
Don't go around saying "You did it first" because:
(1. I did not do it first
(2. It makes you sound like an idiot.
How the fuck does evolution make people racists? Your posts just get progressively more retarded as you go on.
Generalizations are retarded. The actions of a few don't represent the ideology of a whole.
No, the people who adapt survive and reproduce. I feel like I'm talking to a "special" 5 year old for Christ's sake.
And I'm not a little boy, I'm 15 and was probably more mature at 12 than you will be your entire life.
uuuh, aren't you a flamer? You know trolling is retarded, but flaming might be slightly more in "respect" BTW I might create another account, so go get mad all you like. :P
Warning: This is a troll message. What playa had done was flaming. Thank you for your time.
First of all, I wasn't flaming. I don't appreciate it when people believe they are superior to others just because of differing religious ideas.
Second, why would you try to pick a fight with me? I don't recall ever insulting you before.
Third, you are a moron.
You're insanely idiotic. The whole argument was about how FateGas was prejudiced towards Jews and therefore religion was mentioned.
I don't really see how I try to start flame wars.
#1. You started an argument with someone who hasn't done anything to you.
#2. I didn't always retaliate when Fate insulted me in games (Sometimes I did)
#3. The majority of my retaliations weren't in games, they were in seperate arguments started in games that I then took out of character so the games could go on.
#4. The skinhead thing was me stating an honest opinion, not trying to fight.
#5. If you don't give any evidence of how I try to start flame wars, all it does is tell everyone that you don't have any evidence.
#6. If I did want to start flame wars then I would've insulted you before because I've always felt you suffer from an extreme case of stupidity but decided against and felt I should just ignore you instead because you hadn't done anything to me.
If you read these statements you can easily tell that you're the one who tries to start arguments and that I'm the one who doesn't back down when they're called out for no reason.
OKAY, maybe you do have a point. Well, I do see that you do well to feed the . I recommend keeping a subtly more passive demeanor from this time that you read the post. (Just as long as I think the [insert #] individuals doesn't mind about it.)
Your plan for revenge fails however and you get shot but survive.
The empire is nuked but yet again, all but you die.
While there, you find that Jared the Subway Guy turns out to be responsible for everything!
An astronaut stumbles upon you and escapes back to Earth and tells everyone of your crimes.
((LOL You guy's should try reading the thread as one whole story!))
Then Julius Ceasar suddenly come's threw a portal and staps you in the back with Brutu's dagger and say's....
(OOC: No really, he laughs his ass off right there.)
Although you try to kill all of your enemies, you fail horribly and die before you can even begin as the camera focuses on a new more interesting character called... Mattias.
( OOC: You have to reply to yourself... how sad.)
Haha thank you 3J.
Haha I just saw their comment... you get a lot of hate for being such a great author.
I only use profanity in arguments when I get mad... and I hate racism more than anything.
I wouldn't be in ager management classes if I could control my anger haha.
Actually no. In debating if you can tap into your emotions and make them fire you up you actually look like your point is that much more important seeing as it affects you so much. So letting your anger flow freely actually helps :)
God, I leave the thread for one night....
Haha I was thinking the exact same thing.
I just love how when I checked into the thread to see how the story progressed it turned into
A.) A guy creating superpowers that make him invinceable just like that douchebag kid when we were 5 and
B.) An Anti-Semitic Aryan with the arguing abilities of a twelve year old.
I like how you handled the argument though, you were the clear victor. Not quite sure if that was because of your abilities or the fact that Fate uses pure bias to fuel his arguments rather than facts or statistics, but well doen either way.
Thank you, but I think it's mostly because of how she debates. Debating against racism is the easiest subject because you can take a moral view and they're opinion is purely bias and clearly everyone doesn't act the same regardless of religion or skin color.
If you're debating in a formal round where you're looking to score points, then yeah, it's great haha. The debate will basically consist of "All X are evil" "Have you met all Xs?" "No" "Then how do you know they're evil" "Because all X are evil".
If you're debating to persuade however, it's much much harder. Most of the time the people who allow themselves to believe such baseless logic are more than happy to stay in their little world rather than listen to logic. It takes a lot to fix a racist if they really believe it.
However, it's also easy to do in the viewpoint that the biased one will look really stupid, really fast. Whether it's Jesus-freaks arguing that all gay people are evil, Uber-patriots saying all Muslims are evil, or Nazis saying everyone who isn't White is evil, they pretty much all look really stupid at the end of the argument haha.
Hopefully FateGas might be the new site troll. Nevermind is losing her spark and the rest are gone. I forget who it was but somebody said something about how trolls give the site a sense of unification.
I kinda suspected it, but I'm not sure. And i see what you mean, Nevermind just does the same thing time after time and it wasn't that amusing to begin with.
I thought you're motto would be "Sieg Heil!"
Didn't your profile page say you wanted to be a politician? I didn't make the connection before now, but it makes me so tingly inside.
Haha perfect! Just perfect!
Listen you little racist cunt, I'd go off on you right now but I have to shovel my uncle's driveway and help pack his stuff because he hurt his back. Why don't you get off your ego and realize you have no reason to hate anyone because you're just some stupid rich chick who should shoot herself in the face.
woah woah woah, don't be goaded into trolldom, Playa. You need to smile in the face of trolls -especially Nazi trolls, this is the first time I've seen one of those before- if you give in they win.
You're right... I just need to find my happy place.
haha, oh my god that was awesome. An anti-semitic telling others not to discriminate. Not sure if that was swag or ignorance though.
Anywho, I like how you used the list, but you did it wrong. The list needs to be well thought out and firmly places your point. However, what you're doing is asking your opponent to compare someone on the working class to a disabled princess, which not only makes no sense whatsoever but doesn't make any clear point. If you're going to use the list, make sure it backs up either the point made before it or the point made afterwords.
Being a farmer who works all day because at least then they can have the pride of knowing they worked for everything they have in life instead of being a spoiled brat.
The ice breaks under them.
Gas is then hit by a truck and put into a vegatative state for the rest of their life.
(OOC: Text speak... how lovely. Only another factor that contributes to your stupidity.)
(OOC: Okay now I see your point...)
FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!
On the way out of the hospital, she tripped and fell down the stairs, breaking her neck and dieing instantly.
They are acquitted.
And a random homeless man walks out of the woods with his genitalia covered in honey.
There's no way I would participate in it anymore anyway. I think the only people who would continue it at this point are Playa and Fate :P
I'm not even really participating, I'm just trying to screw it up since Fate is the only one who cares.
Because the bear consumed the "area 51", it pukes, throwing out our old heroine, Shreka.
The stomach acid, whilst damaging her face, gives an increase in regeneration for her body, making her one step closer to indestructability. She finally overpowers her nemesis, the cannibalistic Pedo Bear.
In which she absorbed and spit it back at him
Ceiling Cat tried to kill Shreka with several lightning bolts, none of them proving to be fatal. In the end, Shreka exhausted Ceiling Cat until it died of exhaustion. Shreka then absorbed Cat's powers like in Highlander.
I drop out of the sky with a portal gun and transport the "Chocolate-Palace" to my universe where i find out i'm allergic to your kind of chocolate and die.
The plan fails, and she ends up severly knackering the space-time conntium, So everyhing is really weird.
The creator of everything then steps in to reboot everything.
but she was clone by the mad scientists Alvino who decides to make an army of mind-controlled Shreka.
Apparently, the Shrekas still contained Ceiling Cat's powers, so the Highlander effect is amplified like CRAZY!
While all this is happening, a purple mist has appeared on the other side of the world...
Alvino noticing this anomaly on his ultra super computer, don his paladin suit, and set forth on his part-time job aside from being a mad scientist that is a ZOMBIE SLAYER!
And then He gets hit by a Jeep, and it explodes into a disproportionate fireball.
He dodges it, and transforms into Shrekas, (our main character 200 replies ago.)