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8 years ago
I type one sentence, and you the other, and we all make a story.
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Once upon a time, there was a girl named Shreka.

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8 years ago

She died, the end.

Haha just kidding.

She went on a walk through the woods.

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8 years ago

Suddenly a wild Beedrill appeared!

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8 years ago
She caught the beedrill and ate it for lunch.
(BTW, what's a beedrill?"

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8 years ago

She then had sever diarrhea due to an allergic reaction.

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8 years ago

She couldn't make it home so she had to go in bushes.

(a Beedrill is a pokemon: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Beedrill_(Pok%C3%A9mon)   )

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8 years ago

The bushes had a bear trap in them.

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8 years ago

Luckily, she made a stick spark the trap and not herself.

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8 years ago

She was unable to avoid the second one however.

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8 years ago

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8 years ago

That one screwed up too.

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8 years ago

Just copy the whole link and put it in the address box. It's because the last parenthesis ")" isn't highlighted in the link.

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8 years ago
The bear hunter came to see if the bear was caught, and he accidentally saw Shreka in her birthday pants.

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8 years ago

The hunter shrieked and turned around, blushing.

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8 years ago

The hunter was then attacked by a bear and killed.

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8 years ago

Shreka gasped, pulled up her pants, and fled.

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8 years ago

Her memory escaped her mind however as she still had her leg stuck in a bear trap.

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8 years ago

She suddenly remembers (to her great embarrasment) that she has a cell phone in her pocket, and she pulls it out,.

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8 years ago

The bear smacks the cell phone out her hand.

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8 years ago
He uses it to call granny-bear.

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8 years ago

Granny bear then comes down to the area and watches her grandson devour the young heroine alive.

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8 years ago

As she dials 911, the bear growls and smashes it out of her hand.

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8 years ago

(OOC: You guys really don't like this chick, do you?)


She shrieks in terror

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8 years ago

A park ranger (who is really out of place) comes rushing out and shoos the bear away.

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8 years ago

She cries in gratitude and thanks the ranger.

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8 years ago

The ranger then shoots her.

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8 years ago

The park ranger then shoots our young heroine.

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8 years ago

(OOC: I think it's only me but the rest of them try to save her only for me to fuck things up again haha,)

The bear devours her alive.

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8 years ago

(OOC: which completely ruins the game for everybody else where you just say "Guess what, it's my turn and she dies. We don't play anymore." It's like when we were kids and were playing make believe and that one kid kept making himself invincible and won as a result)

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8 years ago

(OOC: If she dies, we move on from another's point of view.)

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8 years ago
The bear then gets diarhea, because Shreka had the travelers diarhea virus inside her.

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8 years ago

Does anyone actually know where we are in the story? i'm completely lost haha.

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8 years ago

Damn simultaneous posting haha. Let's just move on from your new spot.

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8 years ago

The park ranger then strides out of the forest and strips off his mask to reveal...

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8 years ago

That he is in fact Adam Sandler.

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8 years ago

Adam Sandler then calls his Jewish overlords to report the job is done.

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8 years ago

They thank him for what he has done and order him back.

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8 years ago

As Adam walks away he starts singing his Hanukkah song that he performed on Saturday Night Live.

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8 years ago

Afterwards, Shreka jumps out of a bush to reveal she is still alive!

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8 years ago

Shreka then thanks Sandler for tricking the bears into thinking she was dead.

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8 years ago

(OOC: The posting is getting counfusing so why don't we just have these branch off in to different stories in case of simultaneous posting so it's less confusing.)

He asks where she lives.

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8 years ago

Sandler arrives at the hideout to discover that they are under attack by bears!

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8 years ago

Adam shoots a couple bears before seeing the Mama bear is charging him!

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8 years ago

Mama bear smacks Adam with her paw but he is still alive in time to see...

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8 years ago

A girl who looks exactly like Shreka!

(OOC: Can we please not kill Shreka so early in the story?)

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8 years ago

The bears take off their bearsuits to reveal they are actually polar bears, not brown bears.

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8 years ago

The polar bears don't realize that they are allergic to the sun and then go run off to get ointment for their butt pimples.

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8 years ago
A time-traveler then shoot Adam because he will become a genocidal dictator later in his life.

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8 years ago

The time-traveler misses however and Adam seizes the opportunity by kicking him in the crotch.

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8 years ago
Four years later, Adam become president of the Zionist empire.

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8 years ago

Adam is then forced with a difficult decision.

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8 years ago
He decides to exterminate anyone who is pure aryan (including me, sadly).

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8 years ago

From nowhere, the girl he thought he killed all those years ago returns.

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8 years ago

Adam Clutches his foot as it connects with metal. The robot smiles and punches Sandler in the face.

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8 years ago
That dictator deserved it.

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8 years ago

He gets back up and begins to fight the robot.

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8 years ago

Adam is killed from the punch, flown through thousands of trees, and his body sets ablaze in magnificent fashion as the forest around him engulfs in flames from a wildfire.

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8 years ago
He dies and all my family (the Aryans) are rescued.

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8 years ago

(OOC: Umm... is anyone else getting uncomfortable thinking this guy might be a skinhead?)

You and your family's rescue team are hit by a truck.

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8 years ago
That was just a lie although, really we are living in a hidden Palace.

(BTW, Everyone in my country is like this.)

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8 years ago

(OOC: Umm... okaaay.)

The hidden palace is attacked by raiders one day.

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8 years ago
But, I have superpowers, and I defeat the raiders.

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8 years ago

Unfortunately, the raiders kill your whole family.

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8 years ago
For revenge I decide to kill all of them and Adam's family (because I know he was behind it).

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8 years ago
Excuse me, Playa.

How dare you call me a skinhead. I am from the richest family in my country. My grandfather owns a lot of oilfields.

I only got interested in the Aryan race after I found out my genetic results.

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8 years ago

You kept on bringing up Aryan. Skinheads believe in a master Aryan Race.

Hitler built WW2 Germany on facist Aryan ideals and gangs (such as the Aryan Brotherhood) focus on things like a master Aryan Race and hate all other races.

Unless I misunderstood you, then I believe you may have some skinhead ideals because you also brought up an Adam Sandler Zionist empire. Remember that guy Hitler who said something somewhat similiar...

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8 years ago
You don't know how much I suffered because of them, so I have the right to hate them.

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8 years ago

Wow, now I have an anti-semitic racist fuck to deal with. Great, this just makes my day.

Well first of all, I have no idea how you've suffered because of them. Jews wandered the desert for decades, were blamed for the Black Death, and suffered through the horrors of the Holocaust. Saying that they suffered makes you the biggest fucking idiot I have ever met and I feel dumber just for talking to you.

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8 years ago

Saying that you suffered*

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8 years ago
Watch your language, young boy!

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8 years ago

Really? It took you that long to come up with that dumb of a reply. Wow, I clearly overestimated you considering that has absolutely nothing to do with the issue at hand.

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8 years ago
I have more important things to do than surf the forums.

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8 years ago

Like trying to reincarnate Hitler's corpse? I don't think it's possible without Endmaster's help...

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8 years ago
TROLL ALERT! TROLL ALERT!

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8 years ago

Haha, the guy isn't a racist is the troll. That's a new one.

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8 years ago
Can you please speak with good grammar?

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8 years ago

*Rolls eyes* Sorry, I don't always pay attention to what I'm typing while trying to tell people to fuck off in creative ways.

Well at least now you can say you're a grammar nazi too!

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8 years ago
The best thing to do is to ignore trolls like Playa988.

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8 years ago

HAHAHA, I think everyone here would agree that I'm not a troll... only that I hate stupidity and racism is the ultimate form of stupidity.

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8 years ago
Just because I'm proud of my heritage, doesn't make me racist.

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8 years ago

You said you hate Jews... that makes you prejudiced not racist.

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8 years ago
Like you have no prejudices. At least I tell the truth, unlike you.

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8 years ago

Actually I don't. I might make a joke every now and then but I don't hate anyone for their race. I'm actually smart enough to realize people don't act the same because they look the same. I hate certain indiviuals but only because of personal experiences I've had with them. I wouldn't hate someone because they're skin was a different color or because they had a big nose.

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8 years ago
I am the same as you. I hate people because of personal experience.

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8 years ago

Then why do you hate Jews? Have you met every single Jew in the world? No you haven't. Therefore, your argument is invalid.

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8 years ago
I have met a lot of Jews in my life, and 100% of them were mean to me.

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8 years ago

Maybe because that's because you said, "Hello, I am a strict believer of the Aryan Race. This belief led to millions of your deaths!"

People tend to get pissed when you support racist ideals towards them.

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8 years ago

Ideas that are racist towards them*

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8 years ago
The Aryan race is scientifically proven to exist.

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8 years ago

What the fuck are you talking about? Can you stick to the topic at hand for five seconds?

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8 years ago
The topic is about making a story.
Can you stick to the topic.

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8 years ago

You were actually the person to redirect it, my original comment did stick to the point while adding an extra sidenote. You replied to it in a way that completely changed the topic when you didn't even try to build on the story in the post.

Don't go around saying "You did it first" because:

(1. I did not do it first

(2. It makes you sound like an idiot.

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8 years ago
Everyone has prejudices.

Have you heard of something called "evolution". You should look into it.

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8 years ago

How the fuck does evolution make people racists? Your posts just get progressively more retarded as you go on.

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8 years ago
They seem retarded to you because you don't understand.
BTW, People with the right amount of prejudice survive and reproduce.

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8 years ago

Generalizations are retarded. The actions of a few don't represent the ideology of a whole.

No, the people who adapt survive and reproduce. I feel like I'm talking to a "special" 5 year old for Christ's sake.

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8 years ago

And I'm not a little boy, I'm 15 and was probably more mature at 12 than you will be your entire life.

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8 years ago
Hey, I'm 15 too.

By the way, let's just end this argument now.

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8 years ago

Fine.

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8 years ago

uuuh, aren't you a flamer?  You know trolling is retarded, but flaming might be slightly more in "respect"   BTW I might create another account, so go get mad all you like.                               :P

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Warning: This is a troll message.  What playa had done was flaming.  Thank you for your time.

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8 years ago

First of all, I wasn't flaming. I don't appreciate it when people believe they are superior to others just because of differing religious ideas.

Second, why would you try to pick a fight with me? I don't recall ever insulting you before.

Third, you are a moron.

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8 years ago
Oh btw, I like how sometimes, I see people who act like they know what they're talking about, but I don't think I did mention religion. Yeah, I act like a moron sometimes, just want to get my account deleted/ kicked out to start over.

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8 years ago

You're insanely idiotic. The whole argument was about how FateGas was prejudiced towards Jews and therefore religion was mentioned.

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8 years ago
DERP, I kinda find this useless, because I was referring to how you post and comment. I was not talking about the stuff between Fate and you. By referring to how you post and comment I was referring to how you try to make many occasions turn into a flame-war (or something along the lines...). Don't ask where did I get this, you probably know yourself. :) (BTW name-calling is not nice, immature, and sorta useless. Well, for me.)

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8 years ago

I don't really see how I try to start flame wars.

#1. You started an argument with someone who hasn't done anything to you.

#2. I didn't always retaliate when Fate insulted me in games (Sometimes I did)

#3. The majority of my retaliations weren't in games, they were in seperate arguments started in games that I then took out of character so the games could go on.

#4. The skinhead thing was me stating an honest opinion, not trying to fight.

#5. If you don't give any evidence of how I try to start flame wars, all it does is tell everyone that you don't have any evidence.

#6. If I did want to start flame wars then I would've insulted you before because I've always felt you suffer from an extreme case of stupidity but decided against and felt I should just ignore you instead because you hadn't done anything to me.

If you read these statements you can easily tell that you're the one who tries to start arguments and that I'm the one who doesn't back down when they're called out for no reason.

 

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8 years ago
1. Swiftstriker was just telling his opinion. Like you like to do.

4. See, you had the right to say an honest opinion, so why doesn't Swift?

Either make it a world where everyone has the right to say their opinion, or make it a world where everyone must stay hushed. A world where some people have right and others don't isn't a nice world. It's a fascist dictatorship. Don't make this site one.

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8 years ago

OKAY, maybe you do have a point.  Well,  I do see that you do well to feed the .   I recommend keeping a subtly more passive demeanor from this time that you read the post.    (Just as long as I think the [insert #] individuals doesn't mind about it.)

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8 years ago
High-five.

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8 years ago


Your plan for revenge fails however and you get shot but survive.

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8 years ago
I clone myself, and make an empire of Fate.

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8 years ago

The empire is nuked but yet again, all but you die.

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8 years ago
I clone myself again, and escape to Mars with all my clones.

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8 years ago

While there, you find that Jared the Subway Guy turns out to be responsible for everything!

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8 years ago
I kill him and his family.

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8 years ago

An astronaut stumbles upon you and escapes back to Earth and tells everyone of your crimes.

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8 years ago
I give a hypnotizing speech about how they deserved to die because they made my lineage no-existent.

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8 years ago

((LOL You guy's should try reading the thread as one whole story!))

Then Julius Ceasar suddenly come's threw a portal and staps you in the back with Brutu's dagger and say's....

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8 years ago

Hahahahaha!

(OOC: No really, he laughs his ass off right there.)

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8 years ago
I then discovery that I am a real witch. I kill all my enemies with my power.

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8 years ago

Although you try to kill all of your enemies, you fail horribly and die before you can even begin as the camera focuses on a new more interesting character called... Mattias.

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8 years ago
I steal the camera and film boring footage of polar bears.

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8 years ago
The footage isn't boring, after all.

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8 years ago

( OOC: You have to reply to yourself... how sad.)

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8 years ago
Your face is sad. That's why you don't show it in your avatar.

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8 years ago
Just want to chime in to say that FateGas is a moron, end of story. /pun.

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8 years ago

Haha thank you 3J.

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8 years ago
I was wondering if Fate Gas was really "Fatzogal" who recently left a comment on AVSCYS saying they were offended because I had a racist skinhead gang shank the protagonist and they didn't like how Aryans were portrayed.

I'm just guessing if they're the same person due to all the Aryan pride and Nazi references Fate Gas is making.

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8 years ago

Haha I just saw their comment... you get a lot of hate for being such a great author.

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8 years ago
You did good Playa. Your arguments were sound and just. You made me proud, but less profanity would have made you - wise beyond your years.

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8 years ago

I only use profanity in arguments when I get mad... and I hate racism more than anything.

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8 years ago
I understand. But remember that controling your anger is the key to winning any argument.

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8 years ago

I wouldn't be in ager management classes if I could control my anger haha.

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8 years ago

Actually no. In debating if you can tap into your emotions and make them fire you up you actually look like your point is that much more important seeing as it affects you so much. So letting your anger flow freely actually helps :)

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8 years ago
That may be true if one were losing an argument, as a last resort. But if your points are sound and logical the emotional reaction appears foolish. Debates are won with forethought not with feeling.

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8 years ago

God, I leave the thread for one night....

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8 years ago

Haha I was thinking the exact same thing.

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8 years ago

I just love how when I checked into the thread to see how the story progressed it turned into

A.) A guy creating superpowers that make him invinceable just like that douchebag kid when we were 5 and

B.)  An Anti-Semitic Aryan with the arguing abilities of a twelve year old.

I like how you handled the argument though, you were the clear victor. Not quite sure if that was because of your abilities or the fact that Fate uses pure bias to fuel his arguments rather than facts or statistics, but well doen either way.

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8 years ago

Thank you, but I think it's mostly because of how she debates. Debating against racism is the easiest subject because you can take a moral view and they're opinion is purely bias and clearly everyone doesn't act the same regardless of religion or skin color.

 

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8 years ago

If you're debating in a formal round where you're looking to score points, then yeah, it's great haha. The debate will basically consist of "All X are evil" "Have you met all Xs?" "No" "Then how do you know they're evil" "Because all X are evil".

If you're debating to persuade however, it's much much harder. Most of the time the people who allow themselves to believe such baseless logic are more than happy to stay in their little world rather than listen to logic. It takes a lot to fix a racist if they really believe it.

However, it's also easy to do in the viewpoint that the biased one will look really stupid, really fast. Whether it's Jesus-freaks arguing that all gay people are evil, Uber-patriots saying all Muslims are evil, or Nazis saying everyone who isn't White is evil, they pretty much all look really stupid at the end of the argument haha.

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8 years ago
Assuming FateGas is a true believer and not just trolling for lulz, I'd have to say this might be the first time I've seen a white supremacist on a CYOA site. Hell, even at IS we haven't had one pop up yet, and we got some degenerates over there.

But I would've expected them to at least attempt to write a pro-Nazi CYOA like "You are a Death Camp Commander!" rather than some Harry Potter parody though.

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8 years ago

Hopefully FateGas might be the new site troll. Nevermind is losing her spark and the rest are gone. I forget who it was but somebody said something about how trolls give the site a sense of unification.

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8 years ago

I kinda suspected it, but I'm not sure. And i see what you mean, Nevermind just does the same thing time after time and it wasn't that amusing to begin with.

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8 years ago
All of your insults make my pride stronger.

My life Motto:
"Stay Strong, and be Proud!"

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8 years ago

I thought you're motto would be "Sieg Heil!"

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8 years ago

^-^

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8 years ago
You're a boy b*tch. I didn't even know that they exist.

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8 years ago

Didn't your profile page say you wanted to be a politician? I didn't make the connection before now, but it makes me so tingly inside.

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8 years ago

Haha perfect! Just perfect!

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8 years ago

Listen you little racist cunt, I'd go off on you right now but I have to shovel my uncle's driveway and help pack his stuff because he hurt his back. Why don't you get off your ego and realize you have no reason to hate anyone because you're just some stupid rich chick who should shoot herself in the face.

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8 years ago

woah woah woah, don't be goaded into trolldom, Playa. You need to smile in the face of trolls -especially Nazi trolls, this is the first time I've seen one of those before- if you give in they win.

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8 years ago

You're right... I just need to find my happy place.

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8 years ago
Which is worse:
a) being a farmer who has to work everyday.
b) being a princess who's had a bomb thrown at her castle and has severe injuries.

Don't discriminate against me because I'm rich.

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8 years ago

haha, oh my god that was awesome. An anti-semitic telling others not to discriminate. Not sure if that was swag or ignorance though.

Anywho, I like how you used the list, but you did it wrong. The list needs to be well thought out and firmly places your point. However, what you're doing is asking your opponent to compare someone on the working class to a disabled princess, which not only makes no sense whatsoever but doesn't make any clear point. If you're going to use the list, make sure it backs up either the point made before it or the point made afterwords.

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8 years ago

Being a farmer who works all day because at least then they can have the pride of knowing they worked for everything they have in life instead of being a spoiled brat.

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8 years ago
Anyway, lets just stick to the story.

The polar bears attack the cameraman.

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8 years ago

The ice breaks under them.

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8 years ago
They fall to the bottom of the ocean, and a mermaid comes to rescue the cameraman.

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8 years ago
Do I have to make the story myself?

The mermaid gives the cameraman the power to breathe underwater.

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8 years ago
And suddenly, all freaky eugenicists die. And then, spontaneously, from their ashes, beautiful flowers sprout and the world is a better place.

The End.

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8 years ago
(It's Eugenist, not Eugenicists.)

The world is only a better place for 50 years. After that, the world becomes half-as-bad-as-hell.

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8 years ago
A hero arrives by the name of Gas.

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8 years ago

Gas is then hit by a truck and put into a vegatative state for the rest of their life.

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8 years ago
Adam Sandler then pours Zyklon-B on Playa, because he hate A$$h013$.

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8 years ago

(OOC: Text speak... how lovely. Only another factor that contributes to your stupidity.)

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8 years ago
You didn't understand that I didn't want to spell out a bad word.

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8 years ago

(OOC: Okay now I see your point...)

 

FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!

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8 years ago
Guys, let's stick to the story.

Gas was resurrected by one of her followers.

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8 years ago

On the way out of the hospital, she tripped and fell down the stairs, breaking her neck and dieing instantly.

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8 years ago
They arrested Playa's friends, because they pushed her.

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8 years ago

They are acquitted.

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8 years ago
But, unfortunately they've already been executed.

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8 years ago

And a random homeless man walks out of the woods with his genitalia covered in honey.

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8 years ago
And a nuke was launched starting WWIII and everyone died. (OOC This story was way to confusing.)

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8 years ago

There's no way I would participate in it anymore anyway. I think the only people who would continue it at this point are Playa and Fate :P

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8 years ago

I'm not even really participating, I'm just trying to screw it up since Fate is the only one who cares.

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8 years ago
A bear bites of the homeless persons "parts".

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8 years ago

Because the bear consumed the "area 51", it pukes, throwing out our old heroine, Shreka.

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8 years ago
Shreka's face is severely deformed by the stomach acid, so she resembles a zombie, but is not one.

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8 years ago

The stomach acid, whilst damaging her face, gives an increase in regeneration for her body, making her one step closer to indestructability.  She finally overpowers her nemesis, the cannibalistic Pedo Bear.

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8 years ago
Fortunately, Ceiling Cat was watching the whole thing.

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8 years ago
He sent a bolt of lightning to destroy her, for fear that she might misuse her powers.

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8 years ago

In which she absorbed and spit it back at him

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8 years ago
Shreka got mad at the Ceiling Cat, so she challenged him to a duel.

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8 years ago
THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! wish the racist would come back.

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8 years ago

Ceiling Cat tried to kill Shreka with several lightning bolts, none of them proving to be fatal.  In the end, Shreka exhausted Ceiling Cat until it died of exhaustion.  Shreka then absorbed Cat's powers like in Highlander. 

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8 years ago
Shreka became the all powerful one. She then ordered the average people to make her a palace made of chocolate.

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8 years ago

I drop out of the sky with a portal gun and transport the "Chocolate-Palace" to my universe where i find out i'm allergic to your kind of chocolate and die.

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8 years ago
Shreka gets mad because her chocolate palace is missing. She then discovers that Fireplay transported the palace to his own universe. She gets mad, and decides to destroy that universe by making it collide with another universe.

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8 years ago

The plan fails, and she ends up severly knackering the space-time conntium, So everyhing is really weird.

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8 years ago
Your mom becomes your dad, and straight males wear high heels and makeup.

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8 years ago

The creator of everything then steps in to reboot everything.

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8 years ago
(nice save alvin) Anyhow, Shreka's male counterpart, Shrek, finally woke up from his sleep, realizing all the trouble she caused, and crushes her skull. She doesn't regenerate...

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8 years ago

but she was clone by the mad scientists Alvino who decides to make an army of mind-controlled Shreka.

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8 years ago
The clones are useless, since Shreka was useless before she got eaten by the bear. The clones can hardly walk ten meters without panting. Dr. Alvino decides to destroy any sign of his creation, because he doesn't want to get criticism from the scientific community.

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8 years ago

Apparently, the Shrekas still contained Ceiling Cat's powers, so the Highlander effect is amplified like CRAZY!

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8 years ago

While all this is happening, a purple mist has appeared on the other side of the world...

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8 years ago
This mist causes all of the dead people to rise, including the original Shreka.

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8 years ago

Alvino noticing this anomaly on his ultra super computer, don his paladin suit, and set forth on his part-time job aside from being a mad scientist that is a ZOMBIE SLAYER!

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8 years ago
He just pretends to be a zombie slayer, because, he, is a Zombie! He is the Zombie of Hercules.

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8 years ago

And then He gets hit by a Jeep, and it explodes into a disproportionate fireball.

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8 years ago
The disproportionate fireball hits the racist dude who made a large fuss above this comment.

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8 years ago

He dodges it, and transforms into Shrekas, (our main character 200 replies ago.)

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8 years ago
Shreka then finds the meaning of life.