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from basic training :D. And am settled in my dorm at DLI now. So I should be able to get on at least once a week at the very least based on my schedule!

Missed all you guys and am glad to be back!

*runs off to play BZ's game I've been waiting to play for 2 months* :D

Whee! Welcome back! :)

You were gone? ... Well welcome back! ^_^

Just warning you briar. She's a witch. 

(And, yes, I'm starting that again. Can't rest against demon worship  a single second.)

Wait, who's the witch? Sabley or me?

You're a dirty low down back-stabbing assassin, Sabley's a wiccan, and Aman is one of those little monkeys with a hat that dances for coins when the tiny Italian man plays the music-grinder  ;)

Me, I'm just a cute little penguin ^_^

Oh okay... Well, so long as Sabe doesn't turn me into a newt. 

She turned me into a gnewt once, but I got better...

She did? Oh, okay... May we burn her? ^_^

You remind me of Rocko from The Pebble and the Penguin.

"I could've been back in Tahiti with those people on the beach! Feeding me 'cos I was a CUTE LITTLE PENGUIN!!!"

They have people on beaches who feed you?!?

Where do I sign up?

^_^

The zoo 

-Akward silence between Briar and BZ-

::crickets::

::crickets all start singing When You Wish Upon a Star... Pretty ^_^::

Hey! I am the holy crusader coming to kill all of you scum!

hehe yes, I had to ship out for 10 weeks of Basic Training in the army xD.

Welcome back~~

Welcome back!

Welcome back Simplesabley  =)

And let me know what you think of the game! It was published just a day or two after you had to head out LOL!

Welcome back, how was it?

Happy belated New Year! :3

And happy belated Christmas (Not to be confused with X-Mass, Christ-Mass, "That time of the year...")

Thanks for the warm welcome back everyone! :D

I'm on a lunch break of sorts between classes at DLI right now. Can't decide if I should jump back into my usual lurking of the forums, bippity boppity booing of people into newts :P, or finally get to work on some sequels xD.

Hrmmmm, or I could not do any of the above and go play BZ's game... yes, yes that is what I shall do :D.

Or we could find out if you weigh the same as a duck! Anybody got any scales?

She openly admits to worshipping the devil. I have it on a pm. So, I assume we should set a date for her burning? Anyone got a problem with Jan. 17?

I still think she we should see if she weighs the same as a duck, just to be on the safe side. Unfortunately, I don't have any ducks on hand right now... Would a penguin do instead?

We do have a penguin. Though, we would have to take away it's mallet.

Oh BZ! Come on over here! There's a good little penguin! Don't be shy, we won't hurt you... 

?

Good penguin! Nice penguin! Now let's just take away that nasty old mallet...

GASP!

* leaps into Aman's mustache to hide from Briar and her devious ways!

*mustache attempts to wrestle away BZ's mallet, while showing off its amazing poetry.

That's a good mustache! Now hold still penguin while we put you on the scales... Wait, I had a thought... We know someone's a witch because they weigh the same as a duck... And if a penguin weighs the same as a duck... Does that mean penguins are witches?

Probably not, but, to be on the safe side, BURN THE PENGUIN!

Ha! The only one Burninating things today will be me! Prepare to see mustache hairs sizzle!

Hmm... I seem to have scared him right off the site...

Either that, or he's hard at work crafting the most gawd-awefull poetry this side of Jersey Shore...

Better break out the earplugs...

Now to get rid of all this lice he infected my with from the other thread. Gross. Hey Briar - want a hug?

No hugs for you! You're a witch! 

Actually, I was out for a bit doing some religious activity. 

You seem to have forgotten about my mustache blowtorch.

Pretty! ^_^

Tooshie my friend - tooshie!

Wow, you seem very interested in Aman's tooshie. >.<

No but he can kiss mine  hehe  ;)

What a revolting idea. I'd much rather struck my mustache.

You are lamer then a dead fish/And your food is worse then a knish/My mustache outnumbers you ten to one/I have most definatley won.

Struck?

That's uhh... Yeah... Is your mustache like the pigtails in Avatar that can latch on to things and you can use it to fly giant dragon/dinosaur type things?

EEEEEUUUUWWWWW!!!!

I did not need the idea of alien mustache sex in my head. GROSS! Thank you very much Briar.  :P

Hey, you're the one who likes his tooshie 

That's your fantasy BZ.

I just want to see if I can bounce a quarter off it, that's all. Aman looks like he works out.

He does mustache pushups every morning.

How did you guys learn of my secret work out?  

You probably BLABBED it to Briar, just like you gave away THE KING, in the Assassins Game...

Yeah BZ, that wasn't you at all 

I plead the fifth!

And it was blob.

No it mwas you totally you.

But, it's secret. It should not been able to be discovered! Mustache god told me that even if I tried to tell people, I couldn't.

How about you're both off the hook and we all agree that it was all blob's fault? ^_^

Agreed. Blame blob is always a good alternative. ^_^

blob all the way - the traitorous fiend!

Or we could just blame writtenagreement for rising from the grave and revealing the king to bria

*boink

I think that this is a proper welcome to sabley though. Gotta admit, we are worse then when I thread jacked with sabley.

But nobody even got burned

We got further then any other group. And we didn't suffer any white pages either. 

What about the time we Edited all the Posts in that one thread and changed every instance of the word 'and' to 'in addition to' ?

Classic!

Good time. Good times indeed  ^_^

....................... mustache? what are you talking about BZ?

How exactly did you pull that one off?

OOPs, did I say that out loud?

*Squak Squak      just bull-shitting  ^_^

Mustache mustache. Ha! Thought that way, but knowing this site, can't be sure. And I would look like a complete idiot of I started saying that I participated in something that actually happened.

I need a word too, but I don't have anything interesting that sets me apart from all the other members... Except maybe "Boobs, boobs, boobey boobs."

Wow. That's oddly distracting for some reason!

How about backstaby stab stab?

Sassin assasin?

Boobs! Can't imagine why.

Squak.   You don't have to do that to look like one  ;)

Mustache. Same for you though.

...  LOL!

Stab, slicey, cut, slice, poison stab? This any better?

Mustache. no

AWESOME!   =)

Cut, cut, choppy, cut, lynch, suicide attack. I like our secret language... And since I came up with the whole polarbear in a snowstorm thing, that means I invented it! ^_^

Mustache. And stealing our signature idea? What was that about?

Stabby stab? What idea was that?

Mustache. That we say mustache/squak before each hidden message.

Yo' Motha! Hey, I'm already a notorious assassin and backstabber. Why not add thief to the list?

You are a thieving backstabbing assassin, how does that make you feel?

Awhh, you're too kind ^_^

*UUURRRP!  Nothing to see here, just finished off the last of Cthulhu is all...

That is quite impressive BZ. regarding both the burp and eating Cthulu.

I triggered the white pages via Chrome.  They're already fixed, but I think posting articles have yet to be fixed.

Just reusing the gag that sabley caused the white pages.

How dare you?!

Why would you think one our best non-regulars would do such a thing?!

(I have this thing about having a certain number of posts and activity to be an actual "regular".  There's also this other thing about the time being a member of this site.  Elitist ain't I? )

Swift, she's a witch! She does this stuff for her amusement! 

(What an elitist. I assume I'm a non-regular?)

I'd say your mustache is a regular, but you don't quite fit the bill.

Yeah, Aman's a little unleaded, if you know what I mean...

No idea what you mean, probably because I'm a blonde and have never heard the word "unleaded" before. Does that mean he doesn't have a lead? ... Awhh, bless, Aman's a stray!

Frank preparing to use the Rock's voice.

uh thank you(clears throat)  Now: FINALLY SS HAS COME BACK TO CYS.

I am a little late to this, but welcome back Simple! Merry Christmas, Happy New Years, and Pokemon.

Has it been ten weeks already? Doesn't seem like nearly that long :P

Strange, it feels longer than that for me. Probably because i still want to finish her storygame.