Gaming companies are just completely retarded this year.
EA: Hey guys, here's the Sims three with blockier graphics and a slightly different set of features! Here's a shinier version of the Soccer video game we created last year! Give us money because the stuff you have right now is totally outdated and unprofitable!
Nintendo: Here kids, have another slightly different Super Smash Bros, another somewhat unique Zelda, another clone of the last Mario game, and another Metroi-... Uhh, I mean, nevermind.
Sega: Golly gee, I sure am glad I didn't buy into any of that silly "Next Gen Console" bologne! Yup!... I sure am glad I made peace with good ol' nintendo, too!.... I'm glad the critics ignore my games, too. They can be such meanie-pantses!.... WAAAGH! I'M SO FUCKING LONELY! HELLP MEEE!!!
Microsoft: FUCK SONY! SONY IS A HEATHEN! DON'T TRUST THAT ROTTEN PIECE OF SHIT WITH YOUR MONEY!
Sony: FUCK MICROSOFT! MICROSOFT IS A RETARDED JACKASS! DON'T TRUST THAT FUCKING DOUCHEBAG WITH YOUR MONEY!