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I disliked Eternal on this website, does that count?

@EndMaster shots fired!

Shit son, you done fucked up. You fucked up real bad.

LOL seriously though, you had to necro a thread for this?

Yeah I saw that. I was wondering why I didn't recognize the name, then I saw he'd just registered and 1.) necroed a thread to 2.) type a single, off topic line for the purpose of 3.) making some random little jab at End's work. Not bad at all for a first post, I just feel he missed a golden opportunity to declare his undying love for Erin Hunter.

He did write an Eternal review, but it's nothing to get excited about, if anyone was wondering.

Eternal Appreciation Thread?

Let me reciprocate my appreciation!

It's a great story, but not a great game. 

100 ways to die Endmaster edition. 

You get barely any REAL choice, so your options are go down a few specific paths or die(many times). 

What if I don't wanna do something, but fuck me right? 

Fuck! 

-- IOnlyWantToSave on 9/17/2016 8:40:47 PM

I'm sorry to inform you that you're going to be crushingly disappointed by pretty much every game on the site, if Eternal not having enough choices is your major complaint. Hope you stick around to write your own, though.

And I was really expecting a far more entertaining review after you disliked it enough to come and post about it...

Sounds like you really enjoyed it to me :O

I'm sure he's happy to have a such a huge fan of his epics on this website. 

He liked Ground Zero too!

My only problem with this is some of the endings.

One ending ends at the start of a new adventure, but I wanna keep going!

Why stop there, why force me to imagine the rest?

Fuck!

-- IOnlyWantToSave on 9/17/2016 8:59:39 PM

Fuck!

fuk u all grnd 0 is betr

Seriously though, Eternal is a great story, but I ultimately preferred Ground Zero due to the post-apocalyptic genre being more appealing to me.

I love Eternal >.>