Oh you weren’t getting Ford back anyway after we found out about your CYS porn on discord.
N+1, whereby N is the total amount of points accumulated on the site.
Can't be bothered to do the precise math on it, looking through his points, but I'm just calling it an even 3000.
Currently he's got 26 points.
Though both fall within a rounding error of zero percent chance.
I dunno, it’s probably a whole lot easier for Ford to acquire roofies than it is for him to focus on a story.
Well really the only thing you have of worth is your account Chanbot, since I know you’ve always been pretty protective of that one. (Whatever it is you’re doing with the thing) So it probably would be pretty sinister to force you to bet that since I know you’re going to fail at this task anyway.
And while I’m sure many others here would LOVE to see you banned (Or at least have something of yours taken away, since you’ll just pop up again under a new name) you don’t really annoy me like you seem to annoy everyone else.
So unless you’re actually going to tell me you want to bet Chanbot, I guess the current bet is 1000 points and I’ll ban Pibot if you don’t complete the task.
I think she's already pissed at Ford for lying about her sending naked pictures to him.
mee zal with emphasis on the lowercase m.
I always pronounce it MY-ZAL since it's a cheap joke to then call her BI-ZAL, implying that she's bisexual.
I don't believe you'll ever post a single storygame lol.
Which contest it was is eluding me at the moment, but there was that one time Ford posted some shitty story taking place on an asteroid or something.
It was so horrible of course that it got nearly all 1s and taken down immediately after the contest. (But he managed to escape SHAME that time)
Found something, but not the one I was thinking of. I might be confusing it with another shitty story betaband or Negative hastily submitted at the time.
Apparently it was during Bucky's Chaos contest and this didn't save him since that's when he got banned.
EDIT: Here's "Space Johnson." Doesn't have anything written though.
Now I'm wondering if KillaRobot is up for redoing his old bet of betting his right nut that Ford would not write a story a few years back.
I'll match that bet. Put it towards the Ford's Soul Restoration Fund if I lose
Well I guess I better start making a betting pool for this thread.
If Ford does not achieve his goals by the end of the year
Chanbot loses 1000 points and Pibot is banned.
If Ford does not produce ANY story that can meet minimum standards
The following people will win extra points at the end of the year. (Maximum bet 100 points)
Mizal - 100
Malk - 100
If Ford DOES produce at least one story that can meet minimum standards
Everyone who bet points against Ford, loses them and they all go to the Ford soul transference fund.
I would love to see a difficult maths quiz on this site! I'm currently studying a lot of discrete maths here at Oxford, so I should be able to 'pass' any questions that involve sets, counting, combinatorics etc. Continuous maths not so much, but I would still give it a go! I'm actually currently writing a story in which each page contains either a hidden maths puzzle or some form of cipher/cryptic code to crack (rather than being integral with the story, these are 'side-puzzles' included so that I have at least something to proud of if the writing sucks.)
I've done a module on Analysis (hate Geometry though - I'm much better at discrete than continuous.) Math trivia quiz sounds like a fun idea. Or even history - there are loads of ancient puzzles, the math foundations for which have only been laid in the last century or so.
Hmmm, maybe I should place a bet on it.
You’re going to regret it you support Ford here. One of the founder’s of the site had Ford as his champion, and Ford miserably failed.
Yes, believe it or not I have read large portions of the Chaos Contest thread (incredibly sad, I know.) However, perhaps if Ford starts making something he enjoys, he'll actually find the willpower to finish it.
Well it’s your funeral. Make the bet I’d you want, but just know that I advise against it.
I would place a bet but I already lost 200 on the Ford victory party.
Well you would lose the points if Ford actually creates one good story, unless you're saying the odds are just so in your favor that he won't, so there is practically no way to lose. (And that's sort of a safe assessment)
Ford is in a position that he can still lose big on his main goal, but still achieve a secondary win if he manages to at least produce one good story. I guess we'll see if he manages to fuck up such an easy task.
Make mine a max bet too. lets get risky here bois
I see this has been bumped, so I'm placing this here for an update.
Stryker - 100
Anyone who bet in favor of Ford will lose whatever they bet.
Chris - 50
Romulus - 1
Strangely Specific Bets
ugilick - wins 50 if Ford doesn't produce at least a 4.5 rated story and maintain it by the end of the year.
However ugilick loses 65 if Ford succeeds. (The extra pressure on Ford for doing more than just the bare minimum of the original agreed upon rules increases the risk)
I'm completely confident that Ford'll be able to produce at least one semi-decent story. As a reflection of my confidence, I'll bet one whole point that he'll finish a story.
Put me down for 50 points Ford produces at least one story.
Anyone who bet in favor of Ford will lose whatever they bet and it all goes to the Ford soul transference fund.
Everyone who bet points against Ford, loses them and it all goes to the Ford soul transference fund.
However ugilick loses 65 if Ford succeeds and it goes into the Ford soul transference fund.
(The extra pressure on Ford for doing more than just the bare minimum of the original agreed upon bet increases the risk)
I just want my 50 fucking points.