Alright, as it stands the description of my game is more of a teaser and reads as follows:
"There's a story about the graveyard-- shut up, Tom. Ehem. I said there's a story about the graveyard just up the road. Yeah, I bet you've all heard ghost stories and stuff. Been told not to go there at night and shit. Well, I have a story and it's 100 percent true... Because it fucking happened to me, you shithead. Now listen up or I won't tell it.
It's said there's a spirit that lives in the graveyard and knows all kinds of stuff about the place. If you go up to the grave of this one guy, Thomas Albright, and lay down on top of it with your eyes closed, you'll hear this lady's voice. And if you talk to her she'll tell you all kinds of fucked up stories... Of course it's true. Ohhhh no. You won't get me to do it a second time. It scared the shit out of me the first time. Well, if you're so sure, then go try it yourself. Coward. Come on, who wants to see Tom shit his pants? That's what I thought. Well, Tom, you gonna do it?"