Mario any body
Undead Vampire Mario?
Riding a robotic dinosaur?
Eating an army of mini-bowser clones?
While having sparkle sex with the Princess?
Sorry, but I don't know how Mario can be eating mini Bowsers and having sex at the same time while on a dinosaur. It'd be really uncomfortable ;)
I can help. I don't really write stories here anymore, but I love Mario. If you PM me, I can trade ideas that I've had with you.