Is it hard to cross a canyon? Probably.

About the game: This is VERY VERY VERY short and has only 8 options (All of them on the same page and all of them lead to an ending). You need to cross a canyon and have only 7 things to use. Some of these things lead to death.

Erm... Oh yeah! There are achievements! 

Hate life? Well to bad, you're stuck with it!

DISCLAIMER (Read this BEFORE you play the game): I apologize to any overweight people playing my game. I myself am overweight and I did not mean to offend anyone.

About the game:Yeah, I didn't have anything to write about, so here's another most likely bad storygame. You play a 25 year old man who doesn't like his life. He works at McDonald's, he lives in an apartment, and he doesn't have a girlfriend. So here you are living 3 days in his horrible life. This game also doesn't really have logic, so if something happens that wouldn't happen in real life, well... DEAL WITH IT *Accidentally pokes eye while putting on sunglasses*.

PS: You start out with 25 point and 25 points will be added to your score every time you get through a day. If you get an ending (one that isn't death/lose!) you will get more points depending on how good the ending is (you can get a maximum of 100).

Edit 7/1/2014: Made minor tweaks to the score variable. Raised maturity level for the swear words. Fixed grammar mistakes.

Edit 7/5/2014: Made more minor tweaks to the score variable. Fixed more grammar mistakes. There's an Easter Egg (It's not hard to find). Raised difficulty for half the links being death links.

Edit 7/11/2014: Now the story has pictures!!!!11111 WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!111111

A quiz on gaming history!

About the game: Do you know a lot about gaming? Well now test your skills to see if you can beat this quiz! Oh, and this is my first quiz. Hope you enjoy!

Note: This game has 2 modes: Easy, and normal. Both of these modes have 10 questions. 

All these modes have their own difficulty level. Here they are:

Easy: 4/8

Medium: 6/8

EDIT 7/24/14: Took the end game and leave comments link off the main menu. Fixed a question.

EDIT 7/25/14: The answers are explained to you on the results page. Fixed a question.

You want Cake. You don't have money. But there's cake at a party. You're not invited. Time to break in. This is my first advanced storygame and it's pretty short...

EDIT 7/1/2014: Fixed several grammar mistakes.

EDIT 7/11/2014: Whoops, I thought the previously featured was for games that were taken off then put back up, so I removed the tag.

Endings:

Victory (Best Ending)

Just a Slice (Good Ending)

Sixth Sense (Good Ending)

Kicked Out (Bad Ending)

Death (Worst Ending)

The Lie (Horrible Ending)

Yes, a dead fetus... Did I really say that? God I'm stupid! xD

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And the death scene always creeped me out (Yes, I've played Earthbound and died more than a couple of times)! It looked like Ness' eyes were full of blood or something like that. I don't even know what the people who made Earthbound were thinking giving that game an E rating!

Alright. Thanks for giving at least not giving Life Sucks and my quiz a 1/8. I guess you do have a soft side under that heavy, cold, armor...

What did you rate my stories anyway? I don't care if you gave them negative ratings, just wondering.

You know what, forget what I said. I just disagree with your reviews. Okay?

Sometimes I'm a douche and give it a 1/8, but usually I'll give it a 2/8.

I said I just wanted to know. But why do you give stories 1/8's all the time? The most I've seen you give a game (I haven't read much of your reviews) is a 3/8. 

Well what if the story is amazing, but has a big bug? Will you still give it a 1/8 because it needs fixing? I just want to know.

Why to games that need fixing? I think you should give 2/8's to games that need to be fixed. And I've never played the Dragonborn DLC for Skyrim... So I don't really know... I need to gain more knowledge to post things like that.