About Me
Well, as of now I am a 17 year old Caucasian Male in Alabama with an interest in public speaking, aspirations of becoming a lawyer, and a passion for writing. I have been creating stories since approximately the age of three. Even though I couldn't write yet (or legibly for several years later), I would draw pictures on pages of paper and narrate them to my family (This was taken from my family's eyewitness accounts). I have, since then, written several short stories, mostly in the fantasy section if they were to be catagorized on this site, although I have never posted an actual storygame on the site. Most of my writing remains in my notebook lol.
FAVORITE QUOTES
"The ships hung in the air much like the way bricks don't" - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
"Eating has been around since the midevil times. And colours has been around since the 1950s. If the 1950s and Midevil times had a baby, it would be a bag of skittles. Happy birthday, a bag of skittles." - Trale Lewous
"Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?" - Kurt Cobain
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."
-- W.C. Fields
"Freedom of Speech isn't so we can discuss the weather." - JJJ-theBanisher
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit, there's no use making a fool out of yourself." - I forgot who it was
"Don't try to fix the students, fix ourselves first. The good teacher makes the poor student good and the good student superior. When our students fail, we, as teachers, too, have failed." - Martha Collins
"All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things." - Bobby Knight
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school" - Albert Einstein
"Wisdom is learning what to overlook." - William James
"He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever." - Chinese Proverb
"Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you push them down the stairs." - unknown
"i've never let my schooling get in the way of my education". Mark Twain
"One man's stupidity is another man's opportunity." - Myself 5/22/2011
"Everyone is a genius, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree it will live its life believeing its stupid." -Albert Einstein
"I don't know what you said, but I know what I heard, and I think I liked it." - Stephen Colbert
"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! ASSPLOSHUNS! AWSUM! LOLOLOL!" - Endmaster
Articles Written
Important Info about Trolls.
All you need to know about trolls in one handy-dandy place.
Recent Posts
Mage Battle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on 6/18/2013 11:25:23 PM
OOC: I honestly don't know what to do from here, wanna throw them at my bird-riding self since I'm not down there any more?
Mage Battle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on 6/18/2013 11:24:41 PM
Flipping back to one of his earlier sketches, the mage summons a bird to catch his hood with its talons until he can dissapate the dome and use the bird to fly into the air once again, panting as he hurredly scrambles up on top of his bird.
Mage Battle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on 6/18/2013 11:16:28 PM
OOC: Okely dokely let's do this
The painter jumps behind his wall to buy him enough time to draw himself a crude metallic dome to ward of the spikes and sicks his chinese dog-lion-things to charge the earth mage.
Mage Battle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on 6/18/2013 11:11:12 PM
OOC: Alright, I'm assuming the whole thing with the troll still applies? I wasn't back before everything got deleted, because I need to know what drawings I have out.
Mage Battle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on 6/18/2013 11:04:28 PM
Took out a couple of what?
Mage Battle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on 6/18/2013 11:03:55 PM
OOC: tsk tsk tsk Drak, if you care to read my bird flew me back to the stadium floors. You can keep trying to throw spikes at me if you want, but it gives me much more wiggle room.
I'm so good I don't need to spam
on 6/18/2013 11:00:46 PM
Haha I have no clue what the spinning chair was about, all I remember is that I believe the thread started with someone talking about Osama Bin Laden being killed (like, right after it happened). And then Ugi (did you make the thread) spelled it "Usama" because of some kind of language thing that allows it to be spelled in different ways (like "genghis" and "kenghis" khan), and then everything exploded into tons of different arguments. Combine that with Erudite's sheer inability to grasp logic while simultaneously finding himself the most logical person on earth and it was one splintery thread xD
Mage Battle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on 6/18/2013 6:21:21 PM
OOC: I honestly have no clue what else I can do with a guy hiding in the ground XD. And picture the terra-mauler thingies from Mass Effect that burrow through the earth and fuck shit up.
Mage Battle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on 6/18/2013 6:16:16 PM
"well that was... anti-climactic" says the paint mage "Well, only one thing to do now I suppose." After the paint mage draws on the sketchbook, a giant worm appears in the stadium and buries into the earth where the earth mage disapeared
Mage Battle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on 6/18/2013 6:07:33 PM
OOC: What? His mage just had an Aman Vibe :P.
