Lost Keys

Player Rating3.43/8

"#420 overall, #33 for 2001"
based on 154 ratings since 12/14/2004
played 1,033 times (finished 170)

Story Difficulty6/8

"wandering through the desert"

Play Length3/8

"A nice jog down the driveway"

Maturity Level5/8

"aren't you a little too old to be trick or treating"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 13. If this were a movie, it would probably be PG-13.

Tags

Humor
It starts out as you losing your keys. Pretty soon you may give a creep a butt-whooping, or you could be stealing cars like in Grand Theft Auto! You might even kill a locksmith with a tank! It's all here! Have fun!

Player Comments

It's not that bad at all, though it is rather random toward some of the ending. It's pretty well known around here that random deaths that give no warning as to what may happen in the near future is annoying and not appreciated.

The grammar is terrible. As I've said in almost every review, proofreading is very important to any written work, and should be taken seriously. It's good to get help from some friends if needed, so that you can have more input and a better story overall. You could always just check out the links on my profile as well, which can help with your storygame immensely.

I think a bit more description is needed, because the story feels bland and isn't very interesting at all. Every story needs a backstory with information that's useful and enhances the experience for the reader. The pages are short and have only a few sentences and sometimes only a few words that's are harmful to the rating that will be received.

3/8
-- Nyctophilia on 3/29/2017 6:29:15 PM
The grammar wasn't the worst in the world, but it also wasn't anything to necessarily applaud. The biggest problem was the syntax, most notably the overuse of the simple sentence. Simple sentences should be spread out in a piece of writing and used mostly for emphasis or when delivering a punchline. Using four to five of them in a row makes it feel like reading a children's book for beginner readers.

There were a couple good jokes in here, I'll admit that, but the majority of the humor relied on just being random. Randomness isn't funny, it's just...random. Sure, standing up in a lecture hall and yelling, "potted plant," at the top of your lungs might get you a few laughs, but if you kept jumping up and yelling random things, you would grate nearly everyone's nerves. It's the same when writing stories. Sure, a random event or two can be funny if used correctly, but otherwise it's just annoying.

Overall, grammar was mediocre, there was a massive overuse of simple sentences, and the humor was more annoying than funny. The author has potential, but I'm giving this story a 2/8
-- Orange on 3/22/2017 6:12:25 PM
Achievements:
- Stole a car
- Broke into a store which wasn't locked
- Beat up a guy I'd never seen before
- Drove around in a Ferrari like a boss

Regrets:
- Never found my fucking keys.
-- Saika on 8/3/2017 8:26:07 AM
Wha?
-- venyanwarrior on 10/15/2016 9:20:58 PM
There really is no way to win this game without committing a crime. The locksmith ate me for some reason.
-- TheMonitor on 6/18/2016 11:28:15 PM
The randomness of life is present in this game.
-- allencl on 5/23/2016 10:51:39 AM
Random and funny.
-- FaithRomeyer on 7/18/2015 7:01:42 PM
it was jst too weird for me
-- damon on 11/1/2014 4:50:39 PM
Story is linear and well, I sort of got a meh feeling from it.
-- bjhovey on 3/27/2014 7:18:53 PM
I loved the random humor at points, but it could be longer.
6/8
I liked it!
:D
-- Mtactical on 12/11/2013 10:43:14 AM
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