StoryTime!!

The idea of being stuck on an island is a tried and true formula, so it's ok, but you need a clear story and problem, with developed characters. You should also make this game longer! All in all, not the best game in the world, with a few big problems, as well as a very directionless feel. Fix those problems and it will be a good story.

Random games are always risky. For me they're always hit or miss, either completely hilarious or just plain stupidity that makes you cringe. This one I'd actually say falls between the two. It kind of should have been a hit since the random humor was actually random and not just the main character shooting people and farting. That said, I didn't understand what you were talking about half the time and I didn't really get the humor. Good attempt at a random game though.

I just have to give a thumbs up for the 'Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat' reference.

It's just me, but what is SM&H?
The first two links don't seem to make a difference.

"Carly has exploded all over yall! She must have swallowed a bomb earlier on the boat over to the island!" Wth is this assumption. WHY was there a bomb. WHYWHYWHY. "OH NO! But Emma ate the pie she ate too! Should yall run away from Emma or try and de-activate her bomb?" Did the pie have multiple bombs? That's the only way that could happen. In fact, HOW DO YOU EAT A BOMB. If it's some sort of tiny bomb, perhaps, but I'd like to know. If it was tiny, then how do you deactivate it. How do you even have the ABILITY to deactivate it—the characters talk as if they know how. Sure, it's inside her, and you address the problem that you couldn't actually deactivate the bomb... since it's inside her.

Hmm. That's it? I'm alone and hungry and eat berries. That's all? My journey already ended? Why, it hasn't even begun! How do the preceding events lead to the end of my journey.


Another path. Something about a motorcycle. HMM. Did the other people just eat me? Didn't realize cannibalism was part of this who shabang. At least you didn't go into graphic description.
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An ending titled "ROCK" as in rock paper scissors (It could be scissors or paper I think. The text is copied pasted). What even... I don't understand. Emma? Monkeys? Bomb pie? Lemon tarts? Worship? Who's Christian Grey again? Queen? Escape? As a weeb (not me at all) would say: "NANI?!?!?!?!"


This story lacks almost everything that makes a story. Why did I spend my time writing this.
I hope you as a writer can make something funnier. Random does not equal funny/humor. Humor does not give you an excuse to not have a story.

Weird but fun, good potential.

its ok i guess

Could've been better, but an overall o-k! :D

It was okay....

I was the ruler of monkeys once...
but then i ate a bomb pie.

Wait, what's with the comments? A "rare storybook blockbuster" indeed. :P