Player Comments on Chuck Norris Quiz

I feel like I've gone back in a time machine to primary school. Although I stopped finding Chuck Norris jokes funny years ago, I think you did a decent job with this quiz. The questions were easy to understand and there were a decent number of them, and I liked the review of your answers at the end (especially how the colour of your selection would change depending on if you answered the question correctly or not).

— October on 7/1/2013 12:59:40 PM with a score of 21

Very nice, a few questions were too easy, but you did a very good job.

— ThisisBo on 4/28/2012 9:39:49 PM with a score of 21

Quiz was amusing, and you put a good deal of effort into the ending.

I gave it a 6, because it needed more chuck norris.

— Killa_Robot on 4/28/2012 2:32:32 AM with a score of 21

That's a fun little quiz. I haven't heard most of the jokes actually, but some of the answers are obvious.

— Kurt_Woloch on 4/2/2024 2:34:29 PM with a score of 11

Super funny, but my family avoids me now

— Bezro on 12/11/2023 1:49:28 PM with a score of 20

chuck norris!

— ryan on 10/27/2022 3:30:47 PM with a score of 22

Hilarious jokes...if you find Chuck Norris jokes hilarious.

— Celicni on 5/17/2022 12:08:10 PM with a score of 25

I think I did pretty good all things considered. Some, like the virgin islands one, was pretty obvious.

8/10

— Yummyfood on 4/28/2022 9:07:16 AM with a score of 18

I purposely failed the Chuck Norris Quiz, in fear that knowing too much about him would incur his wrath. I enjoyed this though!

— RyboiTheLegend on 4/4/2022 1:17:26 PM with a score of 19

Fun! I was considering saying it brought back memories of childhood... However, at times (or always) I am pretty juvenile, soooo it brought back memories of yesterday.

Great lighthearted game and made me laugh.

— DBNB on 3/15/2022 3:00:08 PM with a score of 21

Is the "In Russia, (object) (verb) you!" meme the successor to Chuck Norris meme? Very close energy.

Still, this quiz was amusing and a reminder to the days of where Chuck Norris reigned supreme as a meme. If you aren't fond of the meme, most likely not for you.

— Val Astro on 10/13/2021 12:36:59 AM with a score of 15

The people who told these jokes had never seen Way of the Dragon.

— Nightmace on 9/5/2021 11:08:46 AM with a score of 25

This was incredibly nostalgic, and there were even a few in here I'd never heard before. I actually laughed out loud at the virgin islands one. Of course, the answers are rather easy to intuit for any true Chuck Norris Afficionado.

I don't know why I'm doing this at 3 in the morning, but I can't sleep and I want my score to be here because I got it perfect on my second try. I'm among the greats now.

— ISentinelPenguinI on 3/10/2021 4:55:33 AM with a score of 25

Fun quiz. Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups - he pushes the Earth down.

— EvilSpock on 3/7/2021 5:05:20 AM with a score of 20

Chuck Norris is old by now but he’s still relevant in my heart.

— Unlondon on 11/24/2020 10:11:11 PM with a score of 11

I’m not worthy,

— Exponential on 5/14/2020 2:03:56 PM with a score of 25

I don't know why this exists.
It probably shouldn't exist.
Now I question my own existence.
Thanks a lot.

— ImpiriTonggali on 4/16/2020 8:29:07 PM with a score of 18

Forever my senses have been dead, now...

— Pancake the Eviscerator on 12/4/2019 5:32:05 PM with a score of 20

Chuck Norris would be offended by the notion that someone would have to choose just one of these options, when they all obviously apply.

— Gower on 8/28/2019 7:50:15 PM with a score of 12

very funny :)

— Skeltro105 on 7/8/2019 2:24:18 PM with a score of 6

I don't know if this is meant to be funny, and I don't know if I'm offending you in any way, but this is seriously funny.
No problems with grammar, and since this is a quiz, I didn't expect you to describe stuff or anything.
Not the questions are funny, but the options and the ending. I only got 7 marks. Probably because I get too carried away laughing until my funny bone breaks.
Good quiz there, I see that you put effort into it. Rated 5/8

— StoryTurtle on 6/28/2019 11:13:27 AM with a score of 7

This has given my pathetic life a whole new meaning,For I Am Worthy.

A definite Chuck Norris/Ten.

Stalke gets his ass handed to him.
Cuz Chuck Norris Strikes Again.

— Welsh on 5/5/2019 5:55:26 PM with a score of 25

I thought that it was pretty good. I got a 24/25 so I gave this a 7/8.

— Unkindcrab on 3/9/2019 8:45:13 PM with a score of 2

xD Why am I still laughing about the revolving door...

— HowdyHiHello on 4/12/2018 1:05:45 AM with a score of 25

Chuck Norris!! Thank you,oh,thank you for letting me play your quiz.
And thank you for considering me worthy.

— RIPit99 on 3/31/2018 1:54:20 PM with a score of 25

Fun.

— chaulotj on 3/30/2018 2:56:27 PM with a score of 19

Awesome! :D

— (: on 2/26/2018 7:53:48 AM with a score of 25

I Am Enlightened!!

— Jean on 1/5/2018 11:17:01 AM with a score of 12

Hilariously clever and just god damn amazing! There were a few questions that were tough, but overall it's still friggin awesome! I would highly recommend this to everyone I know.

— CleverUsername on 1/4/2018 7:25:21 PM with a score of 21

Very entertaining, surprised that I got them all correct!

— MrSnuggles on 8/30/2017 12:37:15 AM with a score of 25

This was quite an excellent story my friend! It's as if you created a giant 1 ton chocolate cherry cordial, and then stuffed it inside an elephant sized, cocoa-dusted, chocolate truffle.

— Kodrus Aeterna on 8/11/2017 3:36:11 PM with a score of 17

I am actually worthy...

If you have knowledge on even just one Chuck Norris joke, and you know the basic algorithm the joke coding follows, you know the rest.

Very very entertaining. The number of Chuck Norris "facts" I know of have jumped by 13000 percent. And because of that this game is not the worst in existence. 5/8.

— AgentX on 5/22/2017 11:04:03 PM with a score of 25

This was slightly more fun than homework. I do martial arts and I have to say Chuck is way too hyped up. But this was funny and cool. 4

— RainbowDash on 3/26/2017 2:45:25 AM with a score of 13

Ah, it seems I still have much learn a bit more about Chuck Norris. Anyway, this was a very enjoyable and memorable quiz to say the least. It's certainly good for brushing up on some Norris facts and such, and also good for a laugh or two :)

Honestly this is one of my favorite out of all the quizzes that I've read on this site, partly because of the sheer absurdity (I think... these are facts after all) of the questions.

This is certainly something that's fun to be replayed more than once, so great work as always, Berka! ^_^

— TharaApples on 3/21/2017 12:54:06 AM with a score of 17

I am worthy. 25/25 great quiz

— Naomi14 on 11/25/2016 10:26:21 PM with a score of 25

The quiz was very exceptional. The end screen was one of the most advanced I have seen come from a quiz. It reminds me of Killa_Robot's Survive the dead end screen. Good job

— Zulutrader on 10/26/2016 12:50:54 PM with a score of 8

Only chuck Norris can ace that quiz, because he makes it give him a 100%

— Naomi14 on 10/10/2016 1:15:53 PM with a score of 15

it's so old.

just like chuck norris. BADUM-TSH

seriously he let himself go.

— swedishlemon on 8/5/2016 3:43:13 PM with a score of 19

amazing.

— omgitschowhall on 6/30/2016 10:52:06 PM with a score of 19

As a Chuck Norris fan, I found this to be fun, and also informative. Sure, I've read the posters and notebook covers at Wal-Mart that feature Chuck's ruggedly handsome mug, but some of your sayings were new to me.

— kitkatkaity on 6/22/2016 2:48:29 PM with a score of 19

Hilarious lol

— Seto on 6/5/2016 6:10:36 PM with a score of 18

That was pretty fascinating! :-)

— Anonymous on 5/13/2016 10:43:10 AM with a score of 18

13 points. But i think these Chuck Norris jokes are over-used, though.

— Deadly Lion on 4/21/2016 9:01:41 AM with a score of 13

These answers are funny! They're like interactive chuck norris jokes!

— MarioRacer010 on 3/31/2016 3:16:20 PM with a score of 14

Nope, I completely do not know who Chuck Norris is. Yippee!

— Timeless_Sakura on 3/18/2016 11:40:00 AM with a score of 11

This is a weird quiz.....

— LionGirlK on 2/11/2016 11:49:41 PM with a score of 5

if i rated it less than 8 i would anger chuck norris

— swegmcgee on 1/16/2016 11:39:53 AM with a score of 22

Cool. Chuck Norris is awesome.

— TheBossWriter on 11/30/2015 2:49:39 PM with a score of 17

Multiple answers can be right in this though! Like the fastest way to a man's heart question, where his fist or foot would already be in the man's heart before he was even born! XD good though!

— TNTitan on 11/24/2015 10:23:04 PM with a score of 15

lol

— warriorcatslover42 on 9/13/2015 6:33:31 PM with a score of 18

Pretty good quiz. I am worthy.

— Toralas on 9/8/2015 9:27:35 PM with a score of 25

I got 'You are worthy'

— TheMonitor on 8/30/2015 12:03:14 PM with a score of 25

I got two wrong, but that's just because I haven't heard them. Lol. Nice job.

— MidnightPhoenix on 8/23/2015 2:07:28 PM with a score of 23

Hmmm...neat

— Shadow_Strider on 7/20/2015 10:25:00 AM with a score of 16

This was fun:) I learned some new ones

— bburger on 7/10/2015 10:04:28 PM with a score of 24

This quiz... is amazing. That's all I can really say or Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me so he can remain modest.

— GMB13carat on 7/7/2015 9:26:26 PM with a score of 19

In order to survive a nuclear attack, you must remember to stop, drop, and be Chuck Norris.

Pretty cool and funny. . .

— Penworth on 6/30/2015 5:53:18 AM with a score of 14

Pretty funny. I enjoyed this. 4/8

— Xiro on 6/19/2015 12:52:27 PM with a score of 25

Chuck Norris shot down a German fighter plane by making a gun with his fingers and saying "bang."

— hayesa on 5/18/2015 10:09:19 PM with a score of 23

The quiz is great! It's just that I suck!

— WizzyCat on 4/9/2015 9:47:36 AM with a score of 8

I clearly know not much about Chuck Norris. Well 11 is okay.

— Creature on 4/5/2015 2:13:28 PM with a score of 11

Fun quiz :D

— Will11 on 3/11/2015 6:10:24 AM with a score of 10

BRUCE LEE CAN STILL KICK CHUCK NORISES ASS

— KiritoLeeWillis2 on 2/26/2015 8:34:36 PM with a score of 10

Lol.

— LedinFX on 2/17/2015 7:48:28 PM with a score of 12

It's nice that this quiz will give you answers at the end. It was fun for a quiz, so I gave it 5/8, which I think is about maximum for this kind of game.

— 31TeV on 9/11/2014 8:27:25 AM with a score of 22

Surprised to see a quiz I haven't played.

This was a funny quiz, and is enlightening to anyone who plays it. It showed me the answers at the end as well as telling me how well I did.

— Madbrad200 on 9/6/2014 6:53:39 AM with a score of 12

I got 13 points! Even though I don't know who Chuck Norris is.

— Dark_Kitty_Cat on 8/30/2014 2:30:15 PM with a score of 13

My grandfather actually met Chuck Norris before. Now my grandfather can't see. 6/8

— 11302 on 7/4/2014 6:23:36 AM with a score of 16

Pressed random storygame; wasn't disappointed

— fugiar on 12/30/2013 7:36:59 AM with a score of 22

I am elighted but only got 72% correct.

— That Walmart guy on 11/29/2013 8:54:52 PM with a score of 18

Im Worthy...

That is all

— stormjet64 on 10/23/2013 5:56:59 PM with a score of 25

lol Chuck

— shadowcat on 10/23/2013 1:23:28 PM with a score of 13

This is freaking awesome! And not just because Chuck Norris will kill me if I say otherwise. I got all of them right, but it says I didn't. A roundhouse 7!

— MadHattersDaughter on 9/30/2013 11:27:40 PM with a score of 19

Great QUiz

— Rmpgry on 7/8/2013 10:46:49 AM with a score of 22

Funny!

— Skysworne on 6/24/2013 6:35:54 PM with a score of 20

Shoulda had 20 but playing on a touchscreen gets frustrating lol. Definitely loved this, alot of fun lol

— sapper0 on 6/10/2013 9:07:00 PM with a score of 18

Got all of them right first try, feels like 2005

— LordPhallic on 6/10/2013 8:13:43 PM with a score of 25

8/8, truly will enlighten you. DISCLAIMER -- DO NOT DO ANYTHING DEPICTED IN THIS GAME(Unless you are trying to commit suicide.)

— Azhf on 5/18/2013 11:21:28 PM with a score of 14

cool, but you forgot to tell about the time Chuck Norris was stabbed by a knife. After three days of agonizing pain, the knife finally bled to death

— Newt820 on 5/5/2013 9:34:49 PM with a score of 25

That was hilarious! I got 18 points, yay! :) I need to know more about Chuck Norris...

— isabellautomaton on 5/4/2013 10:50:10 AM with a score of 18

Well, it's a fun quiz if you can spair the time to complete it. i mean, if you spend hours at your computer, then this is the quiz for you.

— CathyAnne on 4/5/2013 2:49:10 PM with a score of 6

20 out of 25 not too bad... not too bad...

— haledakota on 4/3/2013 10:09:40 PM with a score of 20

A fun thing to play if you can spare the time.

— 147zcbm on 3/12/2013 6:35:10 PM with a score of 24

Amusing, but little else.

— Mynoris on 3/4/2013 3:16:59 AM with a score of 16

lol.

— toni on 3/3/2013 7:16:05 PM with a score of 11

actually going over the correct answers at the end made this better than some quizzes out there. Silly, but good. :)

— MagmaArmor0 on 2/21/2013 6:55:32 PM with a score of 21

When chuck Norris did this quiz the questions answered themselves.

— divinekingsteve on 1/3/2013 10:13:01 AM with a score of 20

ok, i guess

— kalun on 11/8/2012 12:28:32 AM with a score of 16

I retook this test till I got 100% in the hopes that I will be spared a roundhouse related death.

— Briar_Rose on 11/1/2012 7:28:00 AM with a score of 25

He's the king of over-rated! It's what make him so much fun =)

— BerkaZerka on 10/27/2012 3:21:01 PM with a score of 0

I don't understand why he's so over-rated.

— TheUnknown on 10/24/2012 12:40:30 AM with a score of 19

I know I am worthy. NOW GET IN THE PUNCHING BAG.

— Swiftstryker on 10/7/2012 3:05:27 AM with a score of 25

:D 19 ^_^ :: steps into heavy bag::

— ChaiHai on 8/27/2012 3:09:06 AM with a score of 19

Haha I can't believe I didn't do better! Good quiz, though! Thanks for the comment on my story!

— ZombieAuthor on 8/15/2012 8:38:51 PM with a score of 18

Awesome!

— Sam on 8/13/2012 9:49:41 PM with a score of 21

who made this? person, i believe youre safe from chuck norris

— HotCocoa4267 on 8/8/2012 8:38:23 PM with a score of 10

19 points :D, funny quiz

— Straton on 7/26/2012 9:09:54 AM with a score of 19

Some questions were answered differently upon chuck norris jokes and things like that. but this was cool

— Skeptic on 6/29/2012 6:49:21 PM with a score of 17

25!25!25! Fun quiz!
Awesome Approves. 8/8

— awesomeness1242 on 6/18/2012 5:48:31 PM with a score of 25

kewl

— experiment on 6/9/2012 2:51:06 PM with a score of 15

24 points.... niiiice.

— Marmotlord on 6/9/2012 1:49:56 PM with a score of 18

Lol loved it.

— CovElite on 6/8/2012 6:06:42 PM with a score of 18

Got 25 and here's another one:
For his morning stretch, Chuck Norris walks out of an event horizon.

— Swiftstryker on 6/2/2012 1:16:22 AM with a score of 25

Had fun with this.

— Xt1000305 on 5/30/2012 10:58:48 AM with a score of 15

This is funny and I've read half of this stuff on a shirt. :)

— fergie14233 on 5/26/2012 7:53:19 PM with a score of 12

Chuck Norris will punch you with his third fist inside of his beard ;o

— ZenUndead on 5/14/2012 9:07:20 AM with a score of 12

19 points didn't cheat ^.^

— alienalpha on 5/1/2012 10:07:47 AM with a score of 19

18 points. All you have to do is go online. PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT

— Swiftstryker on 4/30/2012 8:05:57 PM with a score of 18

Guess I know a few. Good job.

— Killer999 on 4/30/2012 3:06:03 PM with a score of 15

Hehehehe. Pretty funny!

— Mrkoolis13 on 4/30/2012 1:10:38 PM with a score of 18

Break glass for chuck norris

— betaband on 4/29/2012 12:13:52 PM with a score of 24

25 muthafucka!

— urnam0 on 4/29/2012 4:08:03 AM with a score of 25

Chuck Norris is massivly overrated but it was a good quiz.

— Fireplay on 4/28/2012 12:39:46 PM with a score of 15

It was ok. I really would not call it a game as much as a little humorous quiz, but it was not bad.

4/8

— JMgskills on 4/28/2012 7:27:11 AM with a score of 18

I'm not really a fan of quiz games, but as far as quiz games go, this is definitely one of the best!

— Doodled on 4/28/2012 12:49:52 AM with a score of 25

Chuck Norris killed 10 men with a gun. Then he shot it.

— cysid2 on 4/28/2012 12:43:11 AM with a score of 16

For Fun & Profit =)

— BerkaZerka on 4/28/2012 12:10:49 AM with a score of 25