Player Comments on Eating some bacon

LOVE IT. One of THE BEST games I've ever played. Well done! Write more! How about one about icecream? OR... BACON ICECREAM!

That was weird but it was straight forward and to the point. I would really like to know who this person is.

Would be better if there were more choices

lol

So, there was this moldy bacon in the laundry that must have been laced with something as well. Because after I ate it I went to my neighbors house and then ran naked through the streets, got arrested, and punched a nuclear bomb and died. Cool story, write more

It was disappointing that I had to commit crimes to get to the supermarket.

420/69. Beauty.

This, is random, but in a good way, Would recommend for a quick laugh.

I apparently ate bacon I found in my toilet, ran outside naked yeling Bacon is love Shrek is life, was arrested, and summoned naked Chuck Norris at the police station and died. 12/10 would eat toilet bacon again.

Look, I made this as a joke. Being Alive, on the other hand, is being overhauled into a legitimate, COMPLETED story. This will reset all comments and rankings, and will remove all save states.

What is it with you, Chuck Norris and shrek?

It started dull, it went downhill steadily and the ending was dumb and pointless but otherwise good work :)

Extremely random.

What the heck did I just play?

Im only reading this for points

Sorry, but this game is pretty much FUBAR.

It's very bacony.

DUMB

I wanted chuck Norris to poo his invisible pants

Maybe something is wrong with my humor, but this wasn't funny. Also, how do I walk out of my house and into the neighbor's house, but the neighbors door is locked?. This needs a lot of work, good luck with any future story/games.

i don't even like bacon. more suited to the 'XD SAH RANDUM' trend about, say 7 years ago. please grow up. side note: in the future, make your stories more detailed. grammar was okay at least.

I guess this is one of the cases where the humor is hit or miss, and for me, it was a miss. The problem with this game is that there isn't any driving goal or consistency in the player character's actions, and the deaths seemed contrived and not quite as funny as they were intended to be. I find that random humor works best only if there's already a consistent underlying story to subvert, whereas this had basically no underlying story whatsoever.

Still, I guess the grammar was fairly consistent. The circular choice loops were mildly annoying, and there were several pages with fake 'End Game and Leave Comments' links that booted you back to the beginning of the game.

All in all, needs work.

This game is stupid, I am sorry to say this but it really is.

I found true enlightenment.

This game is funny, but the story is somewhat linear, and short.
I played it a second time and it loops until the police station part, and the only ending is 'die'.
The humor is great, and I think if the author could make an attempt at a longer, more expansive story, with the same humor elements, that would be great.

It was... really strange. It was kinda fun in a random way, but not very. I guess there might have been a technical amount of plot? But I didn't get it. I dunno, it got a chuckle kind of the first time, a few wtfs because it made no sense, and then I gave up and died. Using the die option.

""P.S. Poptercop, don't rate your own stories. Everyone knows it's you, and plus your rating doesn't count on the reader rating." - It might not be him, it could be a friend. Either way, his ratings certainly do count."

Why would a friend of his use his account, as opposed to making their own. And, I meant that the rating the author gives doesn't affect the reader rating. 11302, out! *Runs off*

Well, not much I can really say. It was linear and a few choices that didn't make any sense about a storygame which also didn't make any sense.

"P.S. Poptercop, don't rate your own stories. Everyone knows it's you, and plus your rating doesn't count on the reader rating." - It might not be him, it could be a friend. Either way, his ratings certainly do count.

Ok, random but amusing and fun to play through. WTF was with that homeless person bit though?

Y'know, if your game takes less than an hour to make, that should be telling you something.

P.S. Poptercop, don't rate your own stories. Everyone knows it's you, and plus your rating doesn't count on the reader rating.

This only made me laugh once. And it wasn't even a laugh, it was just a giggle, like a Japanese school girl's giggle. The author probably lacks a proper grasp of the English langauge (See dat grammar? SEE DAT FRICKIN' GRAMMAR? DAT'S ENGLISH!).

Eating some bacon (Which has nothing to do with bacon of any kind. Not even shitty Canadian bacon. And, the title should have some and bacon capitalized) gets a bacon slap across the face out of 8.

Seriously? Normally, when I rate a game, I offer the author tips on to how to improve the game. While this is not the worst game on this site, I certainly have nothing good to say about it. I kindly ask you to unpublish and delete this game. It's not fun, it's not funny. Please, just take it down.

What the fuck it this! This story is nothing but a headache waiting to happen. Never before have I wanted to die so much in a story, but because of YOUR terrible editing I unable to kill myself. I'm surprised that the elementary schooler that made this story isn't embarrassed to put it out in public.

Are you trying to be funny? Do you really think this is funny? It's not! I can't even tell if there are any actual jokes in the story, it's nothing but bland randomness and repetitive attempts to end the game. There are two links that say to end the game, but they won't work at first. I had to go back and keep clicking around to just end the game. Then the tags...none of them belong on this story.

My final verdict for this game is a 1/8. Stay away. Far, far away!

I WUV IT

That was great! I loved all of it!

It seemed linear and wasn't funny at all. The tags are dreadfully wrong also. On the Dieing pages, the "End Game" links are repeated also. The plot and randomness were both lacking unfortunately.

SO AMAZING!