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So You Want To Join A Cult



Salutations Pledge! My name is Bambaster Shamblebroot, but you can call me Sheki for short! I will be acting as your facilitator, presenting a series of questions to determine which of our fair city’s Esteemed Secret Societies would be your best fit.


And don’t worry! All answers you provide will be kept in the strictest of confidence and would never be sold to third party vendors for marketing research or be used in other unscrupulous ways such as blackmail and/or to steel your identity or the like. Honest!


Now before we start, I will need your wallet, keys, cell phone, and any passwords and pin numbers associated with them. Thanks!


All right, let’s begin –


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