Once Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a water pail
Their pipes had broke and made a croak
Much like a dying whale
When they got back Jill said to Jack
"This plumbing is our doom"
Jack said "Don't fret, we'll fix it yet!"
And went in the boiler room
But on the floor, just past the door:
A child in a wrap!
"Dear Jill, come look!" said Jack, quite shook
To which Jill replied "Crap."