It is 8:00pm - you are sitting in your favorite reclining chair and watching t.v. when suddenly a special news report breaks into your show...
"Attention...Emergency alert! Those that
live in the vicinity of Headstone Lane and Graveyard Drive." "A suspicious character has been seen in the area weilding an axe and screaming obsenities." "HE IS VERY DANGEROUS!!!" "Lock all your doors and windows and DO NOT call the police." "They have already been dispatched to the area." "It has been reported by eye witnesses that this character is male, approximately 4 feet 3 inches in height and could be experiencing hallucinations from the new street drug "Methradone". "Those living in the area...be careful and cautious!!" "Now we return you to your program "Planet of the Dead"
You stare in amazement at the screen. YOU live on Headstone lane! Is this a joke? This part of town is populated by retired folks and good church going people, you think.
Suddenly there is a knock at the door. What do you do.
