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The First Page

You wake up, leap out of bed, groom your fur and mosy on down to the mail slot. Among the junk mail is a threatening letter from Tuesday, your ex-wife. She's been out for blood for over a year now.

"Don't get married," you say to yourself. "Or else you'll suffer a few broken ribs and have to pay an alimony in seeds."