Petros, The Novelist

Member Since

8/23/2022

Last Activity

5/18/2024 1:36 AM

EXP Points

1,000

Post Count

518

Storygame Count

3

Duel Stats

5 wins / 0 losses

Order

Warden

Commendations

174

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Goals: Write something I'm proud of
KILL DARIUS AND EAT HIS CORPSE

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Storygames

Crackas best get they pasty hands offa my rod!

An Entry for Mizal's "Gone Fishing" contest.

There's a profile badge in there somewhere.

Possibly CYS's half-blackest story yet!


The Lonely Inn
A rather bright orc's misadventures in a haunted inn. This was an entry for the Damned and the SHAMED contest.

Wrath of the Edomite
My debut story and an entry for Endmaster's Myth and Religion Contest

Play as Doeg, the herdsman of Saul, a minor antagonist to David. The biblical story of Doeg is found in 1 Samuel 21 and 22. A "true" ending is one I considered containing an ending where the protagonist accomplished a part of his purpose or made some kind of mark on history. Feel free to disagree or to like one of the death endings better. There is a (relatively) biblically accurate path with a choice between two epilogues, so you can consider that a "win" you want to.

Crime of Passion
unpublished
Play as a man in post WWII New York. Life sure was easy before you fell in love with a canary.

This is an entry for Endmaster's Prompt Contest 2

Mystery Box: Story that starts with the protagonist being sentenced to death.

Note: There is only one ending that ends with the protagonist alive. This is not meant to be the winning ending. This is meant to be a crime noir, and sometimes death makes a beautiful ending to a story. Every ending is a winning ending.

Soul Cleaver
unpublished

Story by Committee
unpublished

The Sojourner's Home
unpublished
The future is hard on small business owners! For Endmaster's prompt contest pt 3 or something. (Please kill me. No, really. Please, I'm begging you.)

Recent Posts

Storytelling: One Sentence at a Time on 5/16/2024 11:20:30 AM
Looking at the dog, John, Bob, Petros, or whatever name the horde of spiders aping a human took began to salivate imagining all sorts of Korean and Vietnamese delicacies.

Storytelling: One Sentence at a Time on 5/15/2024 4:29:56 AM
That door, which was set into his abdominal cavity, creaked open releasing his intestines which shot like streamers across the room.

Storytelling: One Sentence at a Time on 5/11/2024 11:31:35 AM
Then, putting out his cigarette by grinding it into John's moist eyeball, he said, "Let's cut the crap and get down to brass tacks."

Storytelling: One Sentence at a Time on 5/10/2024 10:58:24 AM
With his hands in restraints, he understood there was only one way to get free and began gnawing through the cords of flesh making up his shoulder, savoring his own metallic tang.

Storytelling: One Sentence at a Time on 5/8/2024 12:05:39 AM
Feeling a sudden spark of whimsy, he took a razor blade out of his back pocket and ran it lengthwise down his pretty wrists.

FAVORITE WORDS OF CYS on 4/29/2024 1:26:34 PM
Edit: I mean friend, not faggot. Stupid autocorrect

FAVORITE WORDS OF CYS on 4/29/2024 1:25:54 PM
Thanks. I always wondered what to call people like you. Until you shared this list, I had to go with something like "cock-sucking, nigger loving, mouth breathing retarded shit stain. Thank you for these wholesome alternatives. You have changed my life, faggot.

WWE Tier List on 4/29/2024 1:19:27 PM
Shoot them both in the head and utilize the improvised holes. E-Z

wont let me preview my game. on 4/25/2024 12:08:38 PM
Just go to >My Stuff >Storygames then click on the title, et voila. De nada, gringo

I'm a newfag on 4/24/2024 2:43:20 PM
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