Tell me, o Muse, of that ingenious man, who traveled far and wide, after he was spoken to by the gods themselves. 

'Please aid me, Muses.' You whisper as you walk to the centre of the gathered crowd. 'Welcome, my very honored guests. Tonight I will tell you about the hero Odysseus, who braved many perils on his way home on the island of Ithaca. Once upon a time...'

You spend the following hours reciting all the long sentences you have memorized in the past few years. When you finish your story you are met by a wave of sound, as the audience loudly applauds your story. When the crowd leaves you finally begin to breath more easily.