You wake up from your nap at 3:00 pm, stretching and yawning. You look out the window and contemplate your life.
Name: Contessa, Age: eh, who keeps track of that? That's what your parents are for. Hair color: jet black, Eye color: green. Sex: Female. Rank: High Princess Queen of the house. Life is good, and has been for as long as you can remember.
The sound of a vacuum cleaner comes from somewhere in the house. What do you do?