What shall I do?

Just a typical Saturday, right? WRONG? Because on this particular Saturday you are sitting in your townhome, not sure what to do. Wait! I have an idea! Let's go to Montgomery Mall! It's not like you can afford anything, but still, there is the:

free food court samples

free Nordstroms makeup/perfume/colonge samples

And little plastic bags that hang off shirts that have buttons in them you can swipe and sew to your Kmart polo's so it looks like you can afford Ralph Laurens finest!

So what'cha gonna do now, i ask? (FYI Montgomery mall is also known as Westfield mall)