So you were checking your email, looking at all the cool, fun, interesting things that you do all day when you saw that someone else had replied to the trumpet intro email. Not thinking much of it (or perhaps you were quite excited!), you clicked on the link inside and soon found yourself here, in the middle of a choose-your-own adventure sort of game! Now how does this make sense--there was supposed to be a trumpet intro there, was there not? Well, fear not. This is both a choose-your-own adventure game AND a trumpet intro! You think this sounds fun, and you will continue with it. Alternatively, you think it's boring, and decide to leave.
Wait. I can give choices. Let's do that.