Robot Malfunctions

There have been recent reports of robots malfunctioning. We go to Jeff Thompson who has experience with a Big Happy malfunctioning.

"Shit went down man! I was doing my job which was cleaning up the froyo machine, and all of a sudden, a Big Happy opened the door. Normally, these robots have trouble trying to open the door, but this one was different. It walked over to me, picked me up, and slammed me against the counter. I screamed for help, but my coworker Felipe couldn't hear me. He was outside smoking or doing something. The robot noticed me yelling and looked at me, and I saw the robot's eyes. It was thinking. This robot had no mercy and started throwing me some more. Thankfully, Felipe busted in and fought the machine. If it wasn't for him, I would have been a goner."

This was one of the first of the many reported malfunctions that robots. This may not have been a big deal, but if someone from the robot industry does not look into it, then many more people may get hurt.