JING DIDOOYALING!!!
The phone is ringing. So you answer it. Partialy because you know this will be the only business you'll get until you can find someone to wear the giant monkey costume, and partialy because the news is just another special about someone living past the labyrinth of doom and you're bored.
So you pick up the phone and hear screams and shouts and a roar.
"What's going on?!" Are your first words.
"There's a big scary wolf slash human thing and he's terrorizing the people of Forest Land Inn." Said a womans voice.
"I'll be there." You said in a masculine voice that wasn't yours.
You run out the door and:
