You feel a burning pain in your side, like someone just stabbed you with a knife. It turns out that, apparently, someone DID just stab you with a knife. It seems that you're also a piece of bread. You are completely fine with this. But just then, the thought hits you:
BREAD IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AWARE THAT IT IS BREAD BECAUSE IT'S BREAD
This sure is a crummy situation.
What will you do?