First Grade

You haven't even made it through the first day of first grade, and you already have serious decisions to make about your future.

To the left is the girl's bathroom. And to the right is the boy's bathroom.

You stand between the two entryways stuck on the fence of a colossal tipping point in your life. Stupidly, you pick your nose while lost in thought.

The obvious solution to this puzzle would be to just go into the boy's room. You are a boy after all. You've got a dinky and everything. But... isn't it kind of gay to go into the same bathroom as a bunch of other guys? Now, if you went into the girl's bathroom, that wouldn't be gay at all.