"Mel, get the fuck up you lazy motherfucker!"

Arrgh! That's your girlfriend Tina. Its only 1:00 PM and she's screaming at you to get up. Probably wants you to get a job.

"Alright! Jesus fucking Christ woman, get off my fucking ass!" you shout back, holding your head.

As you get up crushed beer cans roll off your body. You realize you passed out the night before on the kitchen floor of the trailer. Empty bottles of Wild Turkey and Jack Daniels lie strewn about the floor along with a pile of cigarette butts.

Whew! You must've really been partying hard last night! You smell like ass and vomit!