Awesomeland - The Adventure Begins

You are sleeping and enjoying it.  In your dream you find yourself standing on a bridge preparing to battle an army of hate driven kittens.  The kittens are armed with mittens laced with acid.  The kind of acid that will burn your skin away in seconds.   They intend to melt anything in their way.   Although the fear of melting to death only brings glory to your mind, you know you have to win the battle because behind you, across the bridge you now protect,  is the largest collection of choose your own story books in the world.  Nobody messes choose your own story books, not even cute little kittens.