Summary: In this story, you're a student living at home with your parents, unaware that your ordinary life in the midst of a sleepy, little town is about to be plunged into the realm of the dark and the bizarre. Monsters, magic, gods, demons, deadly diseases, speeding vehicles, bullies, and aardvarks are just the beginning. Can you survive this? Will you be able to protect the ones you love? Or will you die trying? 

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

There are several endings and many paths. I've added the ability to restart from each main ending and I encourage you to find them all. Good luck, adventurer.

Warnings for this game: This story is set partially in the horror genre, so there are descriptions of / implications of / images of blood, gore, violence, character death, mutilation, cannibalism, torture, and so on.

A special thanks to: 'Aman,' 'Killa,' and 'Chronos' for beta-reading. 'Hetem-Senar' for character art.

Medium path walkthrough: http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-parlor-room/message/9479

Long path walkthrough: http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-parlor-room/message/11954

Based off of the popular trading card game "Magic: The Gathering," this is a personality quiz intended to determine which of the ten guilds best matches up to your personality.

Are you the destructive and pleasure-seeking cult of Rakdos?

The religious and vampiric Orzhov syndicate?

The healing, peaceful Selesnya conclave? Let's find out.

You wake up in a room with missing memories. Not necessarily no memories, but a lot of missing ones. There are monsters in the house. Most of them want to, can and will kill you, but your death only seems to send you back to the master bedroom. Nothing's really stopping you from flat out leaving this building, but there may be unknown consequences of leaving without figuring out why you're here. Who and what are these monsters? Only one way to find out, really.

Heh, happens to me all the time.

Mm... the formatting doesn't look destroyed to me. Still seems worth noting that that's not what Killa actually said, granted.

Go for it. No one said you have to write in order.

I really like this game so far.

I honestly can't think of a response to that. xD ... >///>

MILF... ? xD You've been talking to Ford too much again, haven't you?

Still say I make a good looking wolf. xD This is awesome of you, Taco. Hm. Maybe I should start offering stuff, too... granted, the game is pretty great on its own, but it might encourage more people to stop and look. 

The page itself, to access your list of PMs, that's what is broken. Individual messages are not. I do not know why.

Of course you are. <3

:P Parental? Really? I've acted like this around Ford all the time, ever since he decided I was his... ... something, I dunno.