The best that I've been able to come up with so far is Popping My Cherry The Dark, Smelly, Fatal Prison Save Your Dragon Dusty Fist In the Fields.
I'm sure that someone else can come up with better ones than that (I know that it's not technically a sentence, but you guys get the concept).
Also, is there a CYS Extension for Safari (iPad)?
Honestly, nothing is going to top adding the title "Popping My Cherry" to various other ones.
Example:
Nameless Degenerate Rogues Popping My Cherry Among the Trees In the Pale Moonlight all because of a breakfast sandwich
Or if you want something simple
Hey look, it's a zombie apocalypse Popping My Cherry
Could be a series really.
All these ones really scream COG
The Elder Scrolls: Shadows of the Princes Popping My Cherry
It's a Boy! Popping my Cherry
The Duke of Winslow Popping my Cherry
Popping my Cherry Gay and Depressed
All of Darius's work so well!
Popping my cherry is translated to: mijn maagdelijkheid verliezen.
If you translate it literally people will look at you like you are some crazy guy
"My Cherry Ploffing" is what translate tells me the Dutch part translates to
Is ploffing even a thing?
... do I want to know?