Johnny Long-dick

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Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 18. If this were a movie, it would probably be R.


Johnny Long-dick is a country boy livin in the booneys of tennessee. He was never taught how to read or write but he is a true marksman with a gun, like his daddy always taught him. He always knows how to bust a squat in that coochi and earned the title Johnny-13-inch dick, after an insident at the family reunion.

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