SHABOOKIE, The Reader
Youre Kyle from Southwest High. Youre a edgy weeb in band, who wants to score that pussy. Only you and your best friends Connor and Jimmy can help you achieve your dreams by winning the upcoming talent show at SWHS. The band lies in ur hands.
You live in the hood. Straight ghetto, always have. Life is difficult for a pimp, an these hoes be tryfullin.
Johnny Long-dick is a country boy livin in the booneys of tennessee. He was never taught how to read or write but he is a true marksman with a gun, like his daddy always taught him. He always knows how to bust a squat in that coochi and earned the title Johnny-13-inch dick, after an insident at the family reunion.