Dave looked around the forest for something anything. He had come too late to the noob catching festival and was having difficulty finding an un-tagged noob. He had even seen a noob that seemed to represent himself. It too, had been tagged. By the professor
Professor Gower was what they called him, the greatest of the great, the legend of the legends. He had already caught multitudes upon multitudes of newbs. To the point where it seemed as if his Legenderyness tagged every noob in Cystia.
Dave almost fainted overwhelmed by the power in the name Gower. He had to leave for there were sure to be no noob's left. He knew he was over classed in this census of newbs. He knew that he had come unprepared and late. He knew that he was a rookie in the land of CYStia, trying to make a name for himself carefully. Dave made up his mind; he was leaving. There was nothing for him in the vast noob jungle.
Dave carefully trekked out of the jungle, making sure to be mindful of the venomous Lordcarpark's and Thisiskatcar's.
He had wandered for a few miles making his way back home. But alas, out of the corner of his eye, the disappointed Dave saw something an animal, a fellow adventurer.
No, it was a noob, a plethora of newbs everywhere. Where was he, I must know Dave thought, he looked until he found a sign that said the land of the Fresh Meat, of course, how could he be so stupid.
Dave, in pure bliss, sprinted over to the newbs and tags hem with his junky mouse gun. He then proceeded to bag them with a tractor beam, and teleport to the Council of the Mods.
In the council of the Mods, he searched hurridly for the elven beauty mizal.
Finding her immediately. He humbly bowed before the beautiful elven Mod mizal, stupidly allowing his eyes to linger at her--no, just no--. She smiled at him with hidden toxicity, she remembered him, he had narrowly avoided banishment by the all-powerful Endmaster multiple times. He was a foolish adolescent, an idiot, undeserving of forgiveness.
"Your noobs," she said, the two words commanding more awe than anything Dave had ever said.
"Actually, your majesty, the proper term is newbs."
Dave said, cowering under her glare. He cleared his throat.
"My majesty all of my noobs come from the land of the Fresh meat I bring you, @lightfrommoon4, @LitchKing, @dark99dark_cat, @redLightPrince33, @roffdoff and last but not least @storytime82128 "
mizal looked at him impatiently, her gaze piercing his very soul. She then got up and left the room.
Dave sat in the darkness, sweating. It was now up to the Mod to decide whether they were valid or not.
