DerPrussen, The Reader
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"I'm not worth talking about. Shoo!" -DerPrussen
The colonization of the solar system is underway. With that regular lanes of travel and communication need to be kept open.
This is where you come in. You are Marine second class Garfield. Your job is to board Disabled and destroyed Pirate vessels so engeneers can clear away the hulks before they become a threat to non-planetary life.
Be the knight! Save the kingdom! Or really just deal with petty squabbles and underwhelming threats (if you're smart about it) to your little plot of land.
Deal with court politics, squelch bandits, fight beasts, and get around to doing something about those pesky goblinoids.
A kobold's fight.
The zombie apocalypse has kicked off! It's time to pick up your chainsaw and get to work... except you know that's a very bad idea. You have a fair collection of knives around your home, but you are also smart enough to realize how martially capable you are, which isn't very.
Maybe you'll just wait things out a little bit longer until you feel it's safe enough to make it farther than your front porch
Description of story pending.
Recent PostsPoll: Vault CYS on 6/14/2019 10:50:51 AM
Who would hit South Africa with WMD's?
Poll: Vault CYS on 6/13/2019 4:28:40 PM
Fair enough. I was only thinking about skill set the whole time. I'll swap out Ford for Cricky, that way End has a minion and there's less of a chance of shanking.
Poll: Vault CYS on 6/12/2019 5:26:40 PM
That sounds less like a survival group and more like a knife fight.
Celestory Creator (Create an IF game in minutes!) on 6/12/2019 10:17:31 AM
So we would need to pay for this system, with the upside of being able to make money without giving any of it to Jason Hill?
Poll: Vault CYS on 6/12/2019 10:12:21 AM
Yeah. The power team seems to be Mizal, Endmaster, IAP, Cricket and Wibbons.
Poll: Vault CYS on 6/12/2019 10:07:56 AM
Yeah. You do seem to be the social butterfly of the site. Wibbons seems to make it into most of the bunkers too.
Poll: Vault CYS on 6/12/2019 9:43:05 AM
Yeah. I regretted that as I was typing that. I get the idea that he wouldn't be as bad in person, and he wouldn't have the internet, which would somewhat limit his depravity. Hopefully someone brings along an impressive set of board games.
Poll: Vault CYS on 6/12/2019 9:30:44 AM
Had to make it weird, didn't you? Of course you did. This is CYS. It's going to be a long couple of years.
Poll: Vault CYS on 6/12/2019 9:28:00 AM
Rub it in. You were wise to complain about how much work you do for free.
Poll: Vault CYS on 6/12/2019 9:15:55 AM
Mizal, because having someone that's familiar with multiple forms of food prep can keep everyone else alive. We've talked about canning, and freezing food. I also wouldn't at all be surprised if you were familiar with several ways to jerk meat or how to make pemmican. I'm also half convinced that most of the CYSers have burned water, and I've also seen the food shots you post on the discord server, and they all look delicious.
EndMaster, because he seems socially flexible. I've seen him change how he conducts himself around various servers and forums. Having someone around who can carry on a conversation and maintain eye contact, and who is more or less on my side would be handy. Most CYSers seem to be hermits of some sort. After we leave the vault, having a face is a must if we don't come out into a friendly or open society.
IAP. I don't know if we're going to come out into civilization or how much of the population is going to have survived. Having someone for the post apocalyptic world that knows how to kill, clean, and skin an animal could potentially be life saving. He also knows other ways to survive in the wilderness because that's where the man lives.
Chan-bot. Yeah, he's abrasive, but he's still a fair engineer. Being stuck in a vault for years is going to suck no matter who you're in there with, and having someone that can produce solutions to various mechanical, or electrical problems can make the vault more survivable. He would also be able to produce those same solutions with whatever happened to still be around afterwards. I'm not saying it would be easy to convince him to make those solutions if he didn't feel like it, but he would be capable of it.
The fifth person is a bit iffy. I don't know of any CYSers that have a medical background. Modern agriculture wouldn't be able to be maintained in a post apocalyptic setting, so a gardener would be just as handy as a farmer. Most of the people I've chosen so far are a little bit older so I might just pick someone younger who could handle manual labor and not be broken by it. Wibn, Cricket or AYT maybe? Not certain who I would choose if I had time to talk to a few more people about it, but right now I would probabaly choose Wibn, because I know he'd get the job done and complain the least about it.