DerPrussen, The Contributor

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2/15/2020 4:37 AM

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I'm an old hand at storytelling but completely new to writing.

^These are site standards. You can copy paste them into the search bar until I can figure out how to make clickable links.




Quotes about DerPrussen

"I'm not worth talking about. Shoo!" -DerPrussen

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Dragoon's Charge

This is a story about a gut shot Dragoon's charge into the enemy.

This story is for Mizal's "Lone Hero" Competition.

Aditional branching added the Ninth day of November 2019.

The Northern Settlement

"The world is what we'll make of it, and there's furs, iron and gold aplenty to the north!" The princeling told us. He was gathering the coin, and he was gathering us. He promised us riches, so we followed him on a few ships he had chartered to claim the land to the north. First landing is about to commence.

Boarding Action

The colonization of the solar system is underway. With that regular lanes of travel and communication need to be kept open.

This is where you come in. You are Marine second class Garfield. Your job is to board Disabled and destroyed Pirate vessels so engeneers can clear away the hulks before they become a threat to non-planetary life.

Corgi's Quest

Be the knight! Save the kingdom! Or really just deal with petty squabbles and underwhelming threats (if you're smart about it) to your little plot of land.

Deal with court politics, squelch bandits, fight beasts, and get around to doing something about those pesky goblinoids.

In Cave and Trench

A kobold's fight.

Ten Blocks

The zombie apocalypse has kicked off! It's time to pick up your chainsaw and get to work... except you know that's a very bad idea. You have a fair collection of knives around your home, but you are also smart enough to realize how martially capable you are, which isn't very.
Maybe you'll just wait things out a little bit longer until you feel it's safe enough to make it farther than your front porch

Recent Posts

Valentine's? on 2/15/2020 4:34:51 AM

Wait. You're the Hatter's daughter! Why are you buying hats? Is there trouble in the family business?

Insomnia on 1/20/2020 6:09:14 PM

Glad to have you back. It's good to hear you're doing better.

Year's End Contest - Choose Your Own Prompt II on 1/3/2020 9:56:23 PM

Finished my entry here.

The Settlement to the North. Derprussen's progress on 1/3/2020 9:54:30 PM

January 3rd, 2020

Done. I wish I put a bit more work into it, but it is what it is now.

Chef's Kitchen: Year's End Contest on 1/2/2020 11:11:37 PM

You can do it. You'll need to do it very quickly, but you can do it.

The Settlement to the North. Derprussen's progress on 1/2/2020 8:17:51 PM

Finished one of the three planned epilogues. Completed one of the two major branches.

One day left to finish it.

The Settlement to the North. Derprussen's progress on 12/26/2019 11:13:26 AM

Cause I'm a dummy that stuggles with getting a writing program on my computer that doesn't go wonky as soon as I copy paste to the actual site. So against all recomendations I just write it directly on the site.

The Settlement to the North. Derprussen's progress on 12/26/2019 2:54:06 AM

Dec 25th. Merry Christmas. I finished procrastinating, which was promptly followed by a hardware issue. Once the hardware issue was solved, a loss of internet access occurred. Then a major holiday. I've written one page so far this week and it was one of the more frustrating pages I've written since I joined the site.

The Settlement to the North. Derprussen's progress on 12/21/2019 7:11:01 PM

Dec 21st. Hardware issues. Got them resolved. Wrote a page.

Ban mizal on 12/18/2019 3:19:27 PM

No one is going to back you up. You're just another obnoxious tween to Mizal, and most of the site users. Lay off for a month. Then you can make another account. Use that account to do an absurd number of reviews to prove you are useful. Don't touch the forum in that time.

TL;DR Nobody cares.