DerPrussen, The Reader

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10/19/2019 3:59 PM

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I'm an old hand at storytelling but completely new to writing.

^These are site standards. You can copy paste them into the search bar until I can figure out how to make clickable links.




Quotes about DerPrussen

"I'm not worth talking about. Shoo!" -DerPrussen


Boarding Action

The colonization of the solar system is underway. With that regular lanes of travel and communication need to be kept open.

This is where you come in. You are Marine second class Garfield. Your job is to board Disabled and destroyed Pirate vessels so engeneers can clear away the hulks before they become a threat to non-planetary life.

Corgi's Quest

Be the knight! Save the kingdom! Or really just deal with petty squabbles and underwhelming threats (if you're smart about it) to your little plot of land.

Deal with court politics, squelch bandits, fight beasts, and get around to doing something about those pesky goblinoids.

Dragoon's Charge

This is a story about a gut shot Dragoon's charge into the enemy.

This story is for Mizal's "Lone Hero" Competition.

In Cave and Trench

A kobold's fight.

Ten Blocks

The zombie apocalypse has kicked off! It's time to pick up your chainsaw and get to work... except you know that's a very bad idea. You have a fair collection of knives around your home, but you are also smart enough to realize how martially capable you are, which isn't very.
Maybe you'll just wait things out a little bit longer until you feel it's safe enough to make it farther than your front porch

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Description of story pending.

Recent Posts

Poll: Vault CYS on 10/16/2019 5:20:32 PM

Well. I now regret not being a significant member of the site. I'll need to start writing again. Then I'll need to figure out how to write well.

Insomnia on 10/11/2019 4:42:39 PM


New story idea on 10/10/2019 10:00:59 PM


Dating Sims are weird! on 10/8/2019 10:03:44 PM

Where is the rest of that man's shirt? What are those buttons connected to? Why is he wearing eyeliner? Why is this a thing?

Dating Sims are weird! on 10/8/2019 4:15:05 PM

Cricky. The Colenel Sanders game was free. I think you got ripped off.

Dating Sims are weird! on 10/8/2019 2:55:12 PM

I went back and looked at the first one just to remind myself of how wierd the trailer was. Then I read the reviews. The most common complaint was that there was no sex.

Dating Sims are weird! on 10/8/2019 9:47:29 AM

I saw that and watched the trailer three times trying to comprehend what's happening in the world. Then I laughed really hard, just because this is so absurd.

Colored Lines and Dark Tunnels on 10/1/2019 9:24:14 PM

Hey man. If the story isn't good for you don't do it. This is a hobby site. I enjoyed the parts that you wrote. I hope you write more again.

Something to keep in mind. Most of the Lord of the Rings was ripped off of old Germanic folk tales. Star wars was made because George Lucas couldn't get rights to Flash Gordon. It's okay to pull ideas from other peoples work.

Hello there on 9/22/2019 11:13:50 AM

Welcome to the site. As far as better fantasy goes I would suggest Necromancer, Death Song and Eternal. Make sure to read Necromancer before Death Song. If you read Necromancer first there is a Easter Egg in one of the endings of Eternal for you.

Rogues is also a good one by the same author.

The Last Chieftain is also a pretty good read. The better stories in the fantasy section seem to mostly be about Villains and Anti-Heroes. So be ready to be the bad guy.

This guy also has some pretty good sci-fi and fantasy stories.

Area 51 raid on 9/20/2019 3:05:09 PM

I doubt many people will be shot. I can imagine that is possible for people to get incarcerated for an indefinite time. That can happen now.

I've only met one person who ever went there and he was horribly lost. The MPs picked him up and drove him out of the area.