hetero_malk, The Grandmaster of the Written Word

Member Since

3/14/2020

Last Activity

4/18/2021 2:10 AM

EXP Points

5,511

Post Count

255

Storygame Count

2

Duel Stats

2 wins / 6 losses

Order

Marauder Exemplar

Commendations

132

"In normal times a mad man like Malk would have been hanged for his crimes. However in this time of darkness mad men can reach positions of great power" - EndMaster 

Joined: 7/18/2014

Go review my game http://chooseyourstory.com/story/winter,-after-the-harvest

Alternatively, go read my short stories http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/creative-corner/message/26566

If you want a short game, play this http://chooseyourstory.com/story/cybermonkey

A list of my achievements: 

Achievement Unlocked: Questionable Parentage (10)

 Achievement Unlocked: Not Mine (-10)

Achievement Unlocked: Uganda’s Most Wanted (60)

Achievement Unlocked: Begging For The Abyss (-300) 

Achievement Unlocked: Lord of the Edge (200) 

 

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Earning 5,000 Points For winning the 2021 Edgelord 2 Contest Having 1 Storygame(s) Featured Given by BerkaZerka on 02/27/2021 - Magnificent Modding In The Face of Retarded Fury Given by EndMaster on 03/09/2021 - For rising above and beyond your humble beginnings

Storygames

CYBERMONKEY

A short, silly, high-octane ride through a cyberpunk future where your bullets are few, your friends are fewer, and the long tentacles of the law are slithering up your pant legs. 

I am aware that technically, writing a sentence in all capital letters is gramatically incorrect. I did this on purpose, several times, for stylistic effect. If you point this out in the reviews, a team of hit-apes will kick in your door. 


Featured Story Winter, After the Harvest

An entry to EndMaster's 2020-2021 Grimdark Challenge. 

Take the role of Lord Winter, an aspiring sorcerer and the scion of a noble line that has fallen into obscurity. 

Contains scenes of intense gore, brutality, and sexual violence. 


Whom the Gods Would Destroy
unpublished


Recent Posts

Warrior Cats Fan Concept on 4/15/2021 8:43:36 PM

I should have known better, my mom clearly only loves EndMaster 


If you want to feel ill on 4/15/2021 7:23:28 PM

Whatever name and DOB you submit, as well as IP


Fight The Fascist IFaggotry! on 4/15/2021 3:11:14 PM

Jesus, calm the fuck down. he was probably just misremembering Mechanized Assault Unit 


CYS History (THE TRUTH) on 4/15/2021 12:38:43 AM

The change of daughters will probably have to get chronicled at some point 


Sherbet is dead on 4/14/2021 1:58:24 AM

rest in peace herbie hancock 


If you want to feel ill on 4/13/2021 4:55:27 PM

Sure enough, many anime profile pics 


Okay, who yoinked my points? on 4/11/2021 2:15:45 PM

I think Detective 2 was the one that they had in mind 


Okay, who yoinked my points? on 4/10/2021 7:48:14 PM

honestly this place is a little too nice with the reviews these days. go hand out some 4s if your standards demand it, a lot of people deserve them 

but also rememebr who came to bat for your points when it comes time to rate (me)


Okay, who yoinked my points? on 4/10/2021 7:22:58 PM

how tf would you rather lose all your points than read games on a site devoted to reading games 


Okay, who yoinked my points? on 4/10/2021 12:21:09 PM

@Morgan_R 

I have magnanimously stepped up to defend your points but you should rate some games to avoid future victimization. I recommend starting with CYBERMONKEY