hetero_malk, The Wordsmith

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Last Activity

1/21/2021 4:53 PM

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Duel Stats

2 wins / 6 losses





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Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points


Sub Specie Aeternitatis

An entry to EndMaster's 2020 Dark Fantasy Contest. 

Owes a debt of inspiration to EndMaster's Necromancer and Red Hook Studios' Darkest Dungeon

Recent Posts

Boredom on 1/19/2021 9:36:43 PM

 even the trailer is high testosterone. I love this show so much 

Erotic Stories on 1/17/2021 8:05:04 PM

It's a meme you horny fuck. Button your trench coat up and put your dick away, this is an ostensibly family friendly website 

Erotic Stories on 1/17/2021 7:09:22 PM

No, erotic stories of any kind are not allowed. Anything more explicit than what can be found in an R-rated movie is prohibited. If that isn't okay with you, there's a whole internet of porn you can use. 

One year! on 1/17/2021 2:21:29 PM

keep it up OP!

Is this fagfic? on 1/16/2021 12:36:52 AM

he sent me a very menacing picture of himself wearing shades and a trench coat with the scary green lines reflected on the lenses. 

he was also holding a cat 

Ideas Anyone? on 1/14/2021 5:47:50 PM

Come up with your own idea. Jesus tap dancing Christ, this is the easiest part of a fucking story. I have ideas every time I take a shit. I have ideas when I go for long aimless drives because there's no where to go and nothing to do but think of fucking storygame ideas. Good lord. 

If you can't come up with your own idea, you shouldn't be writing anything; you should be turned into some kind of a beast of burden, and forced to push a giant wheel around all goddamn day. 


Free Ideas on 1/13/2021 11:06:41 PM

There's a real epidemic of noobs asking for ideas for their stories. You should stop lmao. Creativity is literally the easiest part of a story. Ideas are a dime a dozen if you can't think of them yourself you are not going to produce anything worthwhile. 

EndMaster’s Edgelord Contest 2: Grimdark Boogaloo on 1/10/2021 5:42:43 AM

21k words. I may have to cut back to something more reasonable now that my second semester is starting, but I expect to finish by this weekend. 

EndMaster’s Edgelord Contest 2: Grimdark Boogaloo on 1/9/2021 12:05:57 AM

delay it til tomorrow so my head start is an even 20k words 

WARLORD LARPER for POTUS on 1/8/2021 5:48:06 AM

*british voice* he's a bit artistic