EndMaster, The Grandmaster of the Dead
"I swear, End, you're like a little poisonous devil that sits on people's shoulders and whispers evil into their ears in an effort to cause the most drama and chaos that you can." - Axiom
Location- The Outer Reaches of Your Mind
Interests- You really don't want to know
Occupation- Destroyer of Worlds
Signature- Writing: It's more fun than a barrel of Ebola ridden monkeys!
Extra Info- I'm originally from that graveyard called Infinite Story, but I came here as a conqueror because I'm a no good dirty tyrant.
If for some baffling reason you ever have the urge to read something really offensive, it can be found here.
Then again if you aren't a complete degenerate and you really have lots of time to waste then you might like this instead.
Some stories have a message...kinda...
WARNING! (The real one)
This story is pretty offensive, it can get graphic and downright ruthless at times so if you don’t like that sort of humor, don’t read this story. But if you read it anyway don’t complain if you get offended, I did warn you and keep in mind it IS only a story.
Also, don't bother trying to "win" either. You can't. Just heed the moral lessons you may learn.
Old monsters never die, they just get meaner.
There are history links for each monster (In the form of your character's memories) and while not neccessary to understand the story, they do provide deeper background. Ignore whatever you might know about various old movie monsters, you'll find that most of their histories are much different in this story.
You may find that this story has a movie feel to it which is appropriate considering the characters involved. The langauge (and violence) can get graphic sometimes, so if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it.
Finally this isn't really a "win/lose" type story, however there are definitely good/bad/neutral endings. A few endings are even "really good" though they won't be spelled out as such.
One musician's tale in a dying world
If you’ve read and liked Necromancer, then this might interest you as this story takes place during the same course of events of that story. (Not a prequel, not a sequel, but an equal!)
However, this story is definitely more “story” than “game”. In fact you shouldn’t even bother reading it if you’re intent on “winning”. You can’t. That being said, there is a “true ending” to this story and you’ll probably know if you get it. If you do get it, you can consider it a “win” if you like.
There are a few points in the story where there are links that lead to “Letters to Home”. While not necessary to understand the story, they do provide a little more insight into the protagonist’s thoughts and feelings on various situations.
The last hope for a dying empire
This story can be very long assuming you're not dying. Years pass and your surroundings will most likely change. You may very well live a life time in the story.
As with any of my writings, the story comes before the game. However while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can technically "win" by getting one of the epilogues.
There are 13 epilogues total.
There are also several points in the story where there are links that lead to more background information on various people, places, things and events. While not completely necessary to understanding the story, they do give you more insight into it.
Carnivals aren't all fun and games.
While there is only one spot that contains extra histories for this story, it's basically the background information of all the major characters and factions. It's strongly recommended that these are read due to the fact that your character will be interacting with most of these folks in his attempts to successfully accomplish his task(s).
This story has a very factional feel to it, so choose your allegiances carefully to get one of the better endings.
If you see a bright light, duck and cover!
I should point out that this story can be very long assuming you're not dying. Years pass and your surroundings will most likely change. You may very well live a life time in the story if you're lucky. You will also experience a completely different adventure depending on how you escaped the initial nuclear strike. (Assuming you do survive it.)
As with any of my writings, the "story" comes before the "game". However, this story was written in a "game like" format. So while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can technically "win" by getting one of the 4 special endings. (You'll know if you get one because you'll get an epilogue)
This one's for the kids, no really!
This story has clear cut win/lose endings. There is nothing excessively unusual about this story, it's just a simple "children's story".
(Yes, you can still die in it)
Running the family business isn't easy!
In a few places there are links for history or certain characters. While not necessary to understand the story, they do provide further background information.
There are several endings varying in degrees of good/bad or neutral outcomes. Technically there is one very happy ending, but it isn't labeled as such.
Underneath the sickness there's love...
This story contains a lot of graphic content, if you are offended by ultra violence, explicit sexual descriptions, tons of swearing, blasphemy, inappropriate dark humor, and brutal misanthropy in general then DO NOT read this story!
Of course now that I’ve mentioned all the things it contains, you’ll probably read it anyway, you sick little monkey.
Well don’t complain if you get offended, I did warn you and keep in mind it IS only a story.
This also isn't really a "win/lose" type story. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just a tale about a very twisted man and his very twisted lifestyle.
This story is definitely more "story" than "game", however there are two distinct paths that can be followed, each with their own pitfalls and additional choices. There is also "one true" ending in which can be considered a "win" (You'll know if you got it, because you'll get an epilogue)
This story can get long, and assuming you're surviving, years do pass in it and you and your environment will change. There are a few points in the story where there are links that lead to more background information on various people and things. While not completely necessary to understand the story, they do give you more insight into it. The text that accompanies some of the pics are also done for similar purposes (Your journal entries, personal thoughts, letters written to you, etc)
Humanity never changes...
There are links leading to various background information and your character's current thoughts throughout the story. In some cases these may provide greater insight since some mysterious things can occur in this story.
There are also several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. Technically there is one ultimate "winning" ending, but it isn't labeled as such.
Emotions can be wonderful or dangerous...
This story has a few bits that are probably a bit on the disturbing side. Not many, but they are there in places. So if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it.
This story in general is probably a bit odd and less verbose than most of my other stories. There are also several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just the tale of a teenager who definitely has some issues.
Things would be so much easier if your name was Mary Sue
This story is a fully self contained one and can easily be read on its own, however it also acts as:
A direct sequel to the "Good Girl" short story in Tales From The Basement.
A semi sequel to the other TFTB short stories, Repression, TRASH, Love SICK and Geek.
A semi prequel to Ground Zero.
As with any of my writings, the story comes before the game. However while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can still "win" by getting one of the epilogues.
There are 16 epilogues total.
Because Basement Dwellers are people too!
This story is three stories in one. Your first choice will lead to a separate tale of a different “basement dweller”. Each one is mostly different in tone.
Ebay Escapist is weird and random. It’s the least verbose of the three. (Or my stories in general)
Good Girl is the longest and most descriptive of the three. There is some weirdness going on here too, but is mostly kept much more in "reality". There is a cast of characters link in the beginning to help you keep up with who’s who.
Anime Addict has a lot of offensive language and humor, so if you don't like that sort of thing you shouldn’t read this one.
In all the tales there are several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. While there are some endings better than others, these are basically just tales of basement dwellers.
Yee Haw! It's a trailer park life for me!
This story has a ton of offensive langauge and humor so if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it. Though given the setting, the language used is pretty accurate.
This also isn't really a "win/lose" type story. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just a tale about a typical day of a degenerate that lives in a trailer park.
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Recent PostsSanitarium! (Collaborative CYOA) on 12/17/2017 7:58:45 PM
Besides this action being the most in character, knowing Berka the pen probably going to be one of those insignificant things that's going to come in handy some how.
It might not even be for stabbing a guard either. You might need it to write something down really quick or otherwise risk forgetting the vital information.
However, I am going to mention that this pen needs to be hidden somewhere though. The description specficially says her room is searched every night.
So I suggest stealing the pen and hiding it in the snitch's room. Then set him up to get into trouble for "stealing" items and thrown in the hole or whatever. Last thing we need is a paranoid snitch running around spying on us while we're trying to figure out how to escape.
Draw My Attention (Toxic Creativity) on 12/17/2017 3:58:35 PM
The story isn't a 3 or above rating.
CYS Adventure! on 12/17/2017 2:44:46 PM
**********CYS HARD MODE********
Refusing to accept defeat even in permaban state, you quickly take you first steps towards revenge against CYS. For some reason you believe the best way to do this is to make a Youtube video going on about exactly what you plan on doing.
You initial idea is to display how you exactly plan on hacking the site, unfortunately you’re a retard that barely knows how to use photoshop to make it look like you can hack.
After recording your poorly photoshopped hacking skills, you add your best comic book super villain monologue to the video about how you’re going to destroy the site and make them all pay.
While your intention is to sound like Darkseid, you come off sounding more like a poor man’s Elliot Rodgers. You think you sound badass though, so you confidently make another alt and post your video which has been recorded with a potato.
Doesn’t take long before your post gets mocked and ridiculed by even the lowliest of noobs. You haven’t intimidated anyone and you get banned fairly quickly, even though your post is left up awhile for members to continue to violate your virtual corpse.
Angered that you video has not had the intended effect, you realize that you’ll have to redouble your efforts. Unfortunately your computer time has been limited since your mom caught you “bothering” the pet cat so your revenge will have to wait…for now.
CYS Infamy +10
A REAL Motivation thread on 12/17/2017 2:15:44 PM
With one story featured and another commended, it would truly be tragic if you choked and failed to provide two more stories towards your six.
But we all know that's what is going to happen anyway, so why put yourself through the headache of trying to complete your impossible goal? Surely you can afford to take a 1000 point loss, and who really cares about points anyway?
Stop struggling just embrace it.
Close your eyes and I'll take you there.
Don't fight it.
CYS Adventure! on 12/17/2017 11:47:58 AM
You’re not going to just sit here and take this abuse! You’re going to defend yourself!
You take on the lead mocking member head on hoping that by eliminating the main threat, the rest will shut up and fall in line since it’s obvious that the only sort of law around here is being a bigger asshole than everyone else.
You do okay, but the problem is just sheer numbers. Nobody is on your side and nobody is swayed by your arguments. Your CYS cred is not nearly large enough to take you seriously. You’re barely above the noob you attempted to defend (who has long since abandoned his own thread) and with your current actions you’re actually far below him now.
You’re not a respected writer, you’re not a respected poster, you’re not favored by the admins, not even the favorite site idiot. Right now all you look like is a whining faggot.
Getting frustrated you begin to lash out at the entire site and call it a frathouse filled with cunts. You don’t even give a shit about the noob anymore, this is about WINNING. You degenerate into name calling and don’t bother making any logical arguments because your original point has been abandoned.
Your antics are most amusing and you manage to draw the entire site’s attention. Nobody is on your side of course, and you’re enjoying every minute of it, but you’re already on the fast track to self destruction when you attract the attention of one of the admins.
After tolerating your exercise in failing hard, you’re banned and there is much rejoicing.
You immediately make several alts which are in turn banned in quick succession. Eventually your mother tells you that it’s time for bed and you’ll have to talk with your little internet friends another time.
You obey, but you go to sleep vowing that one day you WILL destroy CYS. You then proceed to dream your petty dreams of pointless internet revenge and cats in lingerie.
***************** YOU HAVE BEEN PERMABANNED **************
CYS Cred -300
Attention Whore +1000
Final Rank: Cat Enthusiast
CYS Adventure! on 12/17/2017 11:46:03 AM
I just wrote it up. Didn't notice anyone had picked it since most were picking the belt option.
CYS Adventure! on 12/17/2017 10:32:15 AM
While you realize you may have made a terrible mistake by wading into this mess, there’s nothing for it now so the only thing to do is to try to stick to your guns and hope someone else eventually sides with you.
You continue with your crusade of getting offended on the noob’s behalf, you then proceed to expand your argument to discuss the “problems” of the site in general.
This doesn’t do much except cause the leading mocking members to slightly change up their posts in the form of more well thought out arguments in addition to still calling you names. You suppose it’s progress, but not really in the direction you wanted.
The best you get are a couple of posts from other members insulting the members insulting you. Not so much because they agree with you, but more because it was an opportunity for a cheap laugh. It’s the closest you’re getting to any sympathy on here.
Meanwhile the noob that you were defending in the first place who seemingly has abandoned his own thread.
Eventually the argument goes round and round until most members just dismiss you as a “faggot”, get bored and move on to something else. One member continues to argue with you and declares victory repeatedly when you finally realize you aren’t getting anywhere and give up since the orderlies are looking for you and it’s time for you to go back to your padded cell.
Your high was wearing off anyway.
***************** YOU HAVE BEEN INSTITUTIONALIZED **************
CYS Cred -500
Final Rank: Owl
CYS Adventure! on 12/16/2017 9:59:10 PM
Feeling already depressed about your poor choices and the vicious mockery of your poor choices and sexual orientation, you feel 100 times worse when someone suggests that you get a belt since they also work as a rope.
This old CYS chestnut is soon followed by various other suggestions on how and why you should pop your cork. It’s pretty terrible and you don't take it well.
You immediately log out to avoid any further abuse, unfortunately you foolishly keep lurking long enough to see that the thread is continuing to beat your self worth into the dirt. Worse, one of the admins archives it so even if it gets deleted it can always be found to be referenced and laughed at again.
You suppose you could just go on with your life and never visit CYS again, but for some inexplicable reason you can’t do that.
Having nothing else but the hopeless crushing reality to look forward to, you see only one way out.
You grab a belt…
**************** YOU HAVE DIED *****************
CYS Cred -1000
Final Rank: CoGite
CYS Adventure! on 12/16/2017 8:29:41 PM
This place has too much negativity towards noobs and too much negativity in general. Things could certainly be better if people were more welcoming.
You start by giving some advice to the simple noob,
Unfortunately the noob responds in a nonsensical manner causing another member to question the noob’s intelligence level. This in turn results in more members joining in on the fun.
The noob responds, but is making a pitiful showing of defending himself. In fact it could be wondered if he understands at all. Since you’d rather not see this type of dog piling you speak up and scold one of the louder mockers stating that everyone starts as a noob at some point and treating them like this isn’t helping anything.
The lead mocking member sneers at your attempts at civility and proceeds to mock YOU instead. You attempt to appeal to reason, but it’s too late, the other members have already joined in and they aren’t stopping.
Meanwhile the simple noob has abandoned his own thread. Whether he just was confused by the whole incident or realized what not to do around here hardly matters, you became the target and your virtual rape is the result of your unwise course of action.
CYS Cred -200
White Knight +20
CYS Adventure! on 12/16/2017 8:01:51 PM
You see no reason involve yourself with some simple noob. He hasn’t been annoying enough to draw your ire and he’s certainly not interesting enough to interact with on any positive level.
You go back to your usual routine of browsing the forums and doing nothing of any worth at all. Your efforts do not provide any major result other than maintaining a low profile which is a lot more than can be said for the simple noob who managed to draw negative attention with his silly thread post.
You read the derailed thread with interest and learn something about what not to do around here.
CYS Cred +0
Site Knowledge +3