ISentinelPenguinI, The Novelist
"Vigorous when facing the beating of ten thousand heavy waves, ardent just like the rays of the red sun, having courage like forged iron and bones as hard as refined steel, having lofty ambitions and excellent foresight, I worked extremely hard to become a strong and courageous hero. In order to become a hero, one should strive to become stronger every day; an ardent man shines brighter than the sun."- A Man of Determination, one translation from Wordpress.
"Lo, my shiny poster trophy sits before me on this day of days. Notice that it is bigger and shinier than the trophy of Thisisbo. Eat shit, Thisisbo."
"Hail to the king, baby."
"All internet forums are just massive deraling threads, endlessly." -Madglee
"The skies of Cystia are filled with fickle winds..."
"Join the Furfuck Army! Or don't. It's really not everyone's bag. That is definitely our word, though... I think?"
"Each cycle of the universe can be divided into 12 phases: Phase 1, Phase 2, Phase 3, Phase 4, Phase 5, Phase 6, Phase 7, Phase 8, Phase 9, Phase 10, Phase 11, and Phase 12. That's when shit gets ESPECIALLY wacky." - Journey to the West, rough translation.
"Nothing could possibly be intended as sexual if the party in question is fully clothed." -The 2nd Law of Thara
"Roses are red, violets are blue. I can't make haikus, Endmaster hates me for being a furry." -Jihelu
"Savor jokes and proclaim them when the time is right. Yepyep." -Tanstaafl
"Sandwiches are damn sexy, this is fact."
"A spork is not pork but to hork to be a fork. It must spoon it's way to sporkhood and avoid torks before it becomes true spork."- Fireplay.
"A terrible ploy to get people into the spork monopoly we live under." -Swiftstryker
"Drowning in literal shit would be a shitty way to go. Glad you perservered." -Bucky
"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self."- Ernest Hemingway.
"I will honour Chanukwanzmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will use the stolen Timespace Portaloo to live in the past, present, and future simultaneously."
"TLOU was a mistake. It's nothing but trash."
"The Legend of Spyro was a mistake. It's nothing but trash."
"Basically it means, you're free to go into a gay white supremacist bar and call them a bunch of Nazi faggots, but you can't be surprised when they kick your ass soon afterwards."-Endmaster on Free Speech
"And I thought I was the only guy who listened to 80s sex music when looking at furry art."-Jamescoker1226
"Has eviscerating peers and cannibalizing rivals ever been a problem in the 21st century?" -Swiftstryker
"Now you guys better behave, or else we will send a giant fox to nom your kiddos." -Allegedly the Greek Gods
"Arthur was a terrible show." -Person who is right.
"Women without mustaches are generally the best kind to date." -Aman
"A cunt I am, then." -T-Count.
"There are certain things you encounter in this life that just don't lie. Yoga pants, for example. Those don't lie. I also don't lie, unfortunately."
"Never suspect genius of being behind something that could just as easily have been perpetrated by stupidity. Especially not if the deed at hand is fucking stupid!"
"The movie is actually already based on Marquis De Sade’s book (Which is FAR more graphic than any movie) and honestly he wasn’t writing that one to make any meaningful political or ideological point. He just wanted to write as much fucked up shit as he could cram into his book because it amused him to do so and he was probably laughing and jerking off the whole time he was writing it. (Don’t get me wrong, that was his right as an author after all)" - Endmaster on Salo
"Here be ye olden stick of the roundeth table. It poketh with the best of them."-Aman
"Don't be a twatbiting assborn fuckface."
"Happy Halloween... Or whatever the fuck holiday it is right now."
"I fail to see where I'm included in this, unless you're calling me an Eldritch horror just because I can put myself back together after being thrown in a human-sized blender. In that case, I'm very offended."
"I think I am[ using threaded view], I mean, I'm using a laptop." -NeverRead
"Sorry, honey, I don't go that way, and no way in hell I'll stop grieving over my conjoined twin just because you want to sodomize me!"
"I was going to make a Mormon joke, but then I asked myself, 'Self, what did Mormons ever do to you?" and I made an H.P. Lovecraft reference instead. Isn't empathy beautiful?"
"The only difference between Jihelu and I is that I only have one set of genitals. And, doggone it, people like me!"
CLICK MY PROFILE PICTURE AGAIN! CLICK MY PROFILE PICTURE AGAIN, I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! CLICK IT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!
"'Cus tonight we're gonna conquer like it's Twelve-Seventy-One!"
By clicking this profile picture and being called Ford, Steve, or BradInDvorak, you have expressed the agreement that your soul, all its contents, and whatever you're holding in your hands right now are officially my property for all intents and purposes until further notice. Terms can be negotiated, but they will not be fair.
"I have to admit, I'm behind Iavatus 100%. Kiel is a bona fide assborn shitmonkey from the farthest reaches of the hot Naraka with all the cocaine and ass-rape in. He sexually objectifies sandwiches and stood with the EVIL Quiller during Faction War XXXIV. Kiel, you're a quaalude-indulging, whale-molesting Communist bastard and a whore for the New World Order, and you should be very ashamed for letting me touch the Conflict Ball that seemingly fell through the ceiling for some Farking reason."
"That was related though... What was wrong with that? That was probably my most on-topic reply I've ever posted. I was serious too, and mature about it." -Proto-Ford
"I am the only successful clone of a human being" -Tim36D
"That's my secret, Captain. I'm always sexual." -Ford
"Dunno, it's been a while since I touched that area." - Tacocat
"SEE YA LATER, SHITLORD?"
"I'm so sorry, Sethaniel. Shit sucks several schlongers."
"And then, when Ryder's revenge plot is in ashes, Mr. Blaze, you have my permission to die."
"While I'm clearly the superior, CWC and I are at least similar enough in attitude and quality of work to be Death Battle contestants. I like my chances, really. I could trick him into breaking his own arm."
"WE MUST TAKE CTHULHU, AND WE MUST SACRIFICE HIM TO HIMSELF!"
"I never asked for this."
"No, I'm not Voldemort. When I pop up, it's SHEERLY coincidence!... Now, if you could just hop over the fence and ask that guard man to read this note out loud..."
"Allowing the sky and sea to amass energy for me to split heaven and part the earth, to fight for my aspirations. Watching the stature and grandure of jade coloured waves, at the same time watching the vastness jade coloured sky, let our noble spirit soar. I am a man and I must strive to strengthen myself. Walking with firm steps and standing upright let us all aspire to be a pillar of the society, and to be a hero. Using our hundredfold warmth, to bring forth a thousandfold of brilliance, be a hero. Be ardent and with strong courage. Shine brighter than the sun."- A Man of Detemination, one translation from Wordpress.
WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS, MUTHAFUCKAA!
"Ignore Mizal. She's a bitch. I'm clearly the better version." -The 3rd Law of Thara
"Arthur was a great show at the time, just sayin." -Honor4Ever
"The ability to murder Nazis with or without your bare hands is a critical part of any relationship. By law, you cannot be mated without it!... Wait a sec, it says 'marital status' on the census, not 'martial status'. This trip to the top of Mt. Fuji was just a bonding experience."
"What a Jew! Wow, this got racist." -Jihelu
"War is good, if you win. War sucks if it goes on and on for long periods of time. I mean, just look at China!"- Sun Tzu.
"Pass the goddamn, motherfucking, pissing, shitting, Jesus-Christing, ass-puking, dick-buttering, clit-twiddling, nose-fingering, yeast-infected salt, goddammit!"
"Sonic the Hedgehog was a mistake. It's nothing but trash."
"I'd rather fight a horse." - Endmaster
"If the derailment is about me, it should be deleted, and the perpetrators relieved of their points!" -The 8th Law of Thara
MAKE THIS MANBIRD PRESIDENT!
"If my points are docked, it's for a silly and minor reason!" -The 12th Law of Thara
"Cheaty bastard. If not that TITS, what TITS!? Someone clearly knows where to find the phat beatsies."
"BEGONE, ADBOT FILT- Oh, wait, it's just you..."
"Jesus Christ kills people with a screwdriver, so it COULD be Hell." -Attempting to decipher the setting of Flan, by Stephen Tunney
"Hah! Eat your heart out, Tim!"
"I got this gem on another forum where a discussion about how democracy is wrong ended up with people flaming eachother over their favorite nazi hentai and a brick joke about aneurysm." -Marmotlordâ€‹
"The Sarcophagus is that way, Dr.Jones36D!"
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