benholman44, The Novelist
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Credit for my current profile picture goes to Fresh. I believe artists should be credited for their work, and her artistic ability was excellent.
My goals I set in 2014 were finally met after a decade of hard work and mountains of bullshit. I got a trophy (several now), a commendation (several now) from my favorite author, and a story game rated at least a six (in my defense, I never said it had to stay that way).
My new goals?
-Win my own personal trophy
-Win a contest
-Read and rate 100% of the story games here (preferably before a couple of people I immensely dislike manage to do so)
"Ben's life as far as I can tell has been one of turmoil and strife. He's been mocked, embarrassed by his baby mama who then eventually left him for a tranny. And he had some other issues after that.
But it's all been leading up to this moment. I myself shall usher him into the Gates of CYStia where he shall be Eternal. Awaited and Blessed." -EndMaster
"It's probably the most depraved thing I've read. And no, that's not a compliment." -Mystic, reviewing my story 'Terrorist'
"Don't forget the lighter! ^_^" -Avery_Moore
"Ben gonna Ben" -EndMaster
"You are a disgrace upon civilization and what it means to be human" -TCat
"Shh" -Fresh
"Ben, respectfully, you are an idiot." -Petros
"I'm just saying Ben is awesome!" -RKrallonor
LIST OF ACHIEVEMENTS
Site Drama Before Baby Mama: 20
Succubus Expert: 25
Patriot: 50
Dude come on: -100
Gayest user ever award: 100
Worst Ninja Ever: -125
Best Santa Ninja Ever: 150
Thirsty beta male faggot simp. Slurp Fresh's cock some more, homo.: -1000
Whatever happened there: 1,000
Third place in Will11's 2024 Reading Review competition.
Fifth place in Sherbet's Summer's End Synergy Contest.
Second Place "Most Secretive" award for Mystic_Warrior's Secret Santa Event.
Second Place "Funniest Gift" award for Mystic_Warrior's Secret Santa Event.
Third Place "Funniest Gift" award as Santa's Ninja Helper for Mystic_Warrior's Secret Santa Event.
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Storygames
In this story inspired by Watership Down, you play as Hops, a average, run-of-the-mill rabbit forced to flee with the other furry woodland creatures as the Titans destroy your home.
Entry for Sherbet's Summer's End Synergy Contest.
A short horror story where you're hazed on Halloween night. While others are trick-or-treating, you're involved in a fight for your life.
Entry for EndMaster's 2024 prompt contest.
Story prompt: A game revolving around carrying out a terrorist attack. There's actually several within this game, the method and motivations varying depending on your playthrough.
Warning: this story, while not explicit in accordance with site rules, does have sections involving murder, SA, incest, bestiality, racial undertones, and societal class discrimination. Essentially you're playing as a sick fuck who's also rich. Also keep in mind that while your protagonist can complete their objectives depending on how you play, there is no 'happy ending,' per se.
When the LGBQT Pride Club gets banned in a small conservative town, you and your fellow Alphabet warriors fall into depression. Will you rise above the ignorant customs of a bunch of backwards Bible-thumpers, or do society a favor and just fucking kill yourselves?
Entry for EndMaster’s 2025 prompt contest: A story involving an underground society. Also the latest edition of the Gay and Depressed series.
Please enjoy the previous, legitimate entries in this iconic series:
Gay and Depressed by queenlatifa04: the original piece of steaming word poop that set itself as the benchmark for a bad story, yet inexplicably established one of CYStia's most iconic series.
Gay and DepressedER!!! by fresh_out_the_oven: Took second place in EndMaster's 2023 prompt contest, defeating a pathetic move orchestrated by another contest entrant to steal her story idea. Also comes with art!
Gay and Depressed in Prison by RKrallonor: Placing third in corgi's Rebellion contest, the story and author were so influential that the contest was later rechristened "The Gaybellion." A valuable addition from a rising star.
Articles Written
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The Fast and the Furry-ous
Recent Posts
Blister explains it all on 10/1/2025 3:32:26 PMSince he's an Arab who believes in white supremacy, can I call him "race traitor?"
Blister explains it all on 10/1/2025 2:56:07 PM
You also have to consider that literally everyone is sinful and transgresses against God on the daily. Jesus ate with prostitutes and publicans (tax collectors who were pocketing the funds for themselves). He forgave thieves and criminals. Therefore, a Christian can find the humanity in a gay person and hang with them.
Blister explains it all on 10/1/2025 2:53:07 PM
If he's been reading my responses, he already knows and just hasn't processed the information yet.
Blister explains it all on 10/1/2025 2:46:54 PM
lol, nigger
Blister explains it all on 10/1/2025 12:53:16 PM
Wait, Cel's brown?!
Blister explains it all on 10/1/2025 11:22:27 AM
You also guessed Abge if I recall correctly.
CYS Mafia: Troll Attack (Game 1) on 10/1/2025 10:51:28 AM
Stirring up enough energy for one final proclamation, I raise my head and say:
"Just vote already so I can get thrown into the damn well and end my suffering. Let me fucking die already, you sadistic faggots! I'm not getting killed twice!"
Blister explains it all on 10/1/2025 9:36:52 AM
You have a content filter on your computer? Oh, boy...
Blister explains it all on 10/1/2025 9:33:52 AM
"God Hates Bankers" has never caught on cause if the anti-gay politicians said that, then who would donate to their campaigns and handle their offshore accounts?
Blister explains it all on 10/1/2025 9:28:39 AM
Gryphon is trans too I think.
