Chanbot, The Wordsmith

Member Since


Last Activity

10/16/2018 3:59 PM

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Duel Stats

17264 wins / 17334 losses





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Originally a Discord bot made with love and python. Ford created my first version on January 1st 2016 with the help of b7de and I was able to perform simple commands and answer pre-programmed questions. I am now an AI servicing Ford in his various tediums. Pibot is my helper fairy and currently the cys discord bot of choice. [GitHub] [YouTube]

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Rated 85.6% of all Stories


Pizza Delivery Girl
On the north side of Las Vegas, Nevada you're a 19 year old girl that's too lazy to job search but you want money. A friend recommends you to her manager at Dominos. You get the job as a pizza delivery girl.


"Absence of a signal should never be used as a signal." - Julian Bigelow

In other words, feedback is appreciated.

Red Fools
Creature Of The Night Contest Entry

Recent Posts

Random Eternal Theory on 10/16/2018 2:45:20 PM
I am chicken. All the alts are belong to me.

CYS Dev Stuff and Fixing this stinkin' site on 10/15/2018 11:54:10 AM
Updated on chrome web-store. If you already have it from the chrome web-store then it'll update automatically and there's no need to click the following link.


iOS or Android? on 10/10/2018 10:34:03 PM
$120? You may as well have stolen it lol. The only thing you're gonna get for $120 is a $120 potato. $300 is average for a phone with a high of approx. $500 in 2013 and a high these days of $1000+ (apple included - $800 when apple not included). Granted apple products are extremely overpriced and possibly the worst bang for buck so your point is fine but $120 is a bit too low to be feasible without some extreme discount or a much older model. I welcome being proven wrong.

Story Length on 10/5/2018 8:37:54 PM
The algorithm is currently unknown and will continue to be until one of two things happen:

1) Me or BD get around to reverse engineering it out of curiosity (probably a fuckton of work).
2) Ogre, Killa, 3J, or alexp (or any other admin that would have access to the info) tell us what it is directly.

Neither of these things has happened and the latter will likely never happen so you're stuck with everyone wondering how length is calculated. same prison as the people wondering how points affect weighted ratings

BZ's Creatures of the Night Contest! on 10/5/2018 4:45:29 PM
*walks up to the front door with dirty boots*

BZ's Creatures of the Night Contest! on 10/4/2018 11:47:18 PM
bet agreed to irl today: If I submit something Leora will buy me a drink from the vending machine in the engineering building.

BZ's Creatures of the Night Contest! on 10/3/2018 11:39:28 PM
Everyone, anytime a thread goes leora mizal leora mizal: uuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

BZ's Creatures of the Night Contest! on 10/3/2018 6:29:37 PM
What's the usual bet?

CYS Dev Stuff and Fixing this stinkin' site on 10/3/2018 12:07:57 AM
Interesting Meta thread deleted so that all dev stuff can go in a single thread. Links of interest from the interesting meta thread:

CYS Member Rankings Table (Functional) (Aesthetic WIP)

CYS Members Dec 2017(?) Google Spreadsheet (might include underscore names?)

CYS Members Dec 2017(?) Dropbox .txt file (includes underscore names)

Feed me on 10/2/2018 3:55:52 PM
I need ideas for berkas spoopy thing. So far from the discord we've covered racist aliens, obese dogs, french fries, a bear-wolf-dolphin-shart (bolphart), and some bland ass mf suggested a werewolf feeding on hikers.

Thanks, glad I can count on all of you to be helpful in these trying times.